"I don't know how to play pills."
-The Goodbye Girl

"I really don't think they robbed you because I'm an actor."
-The Goodbye Girl

"I bolted! I BOLTED at six miles an hour!?"
-Tin Men

"CRACKERS! Animal crackers lady! You got a severe case of emotional retardation!"
-The Goodbye Girl

"Actually, when I was a kid I was really more aware of the star and the handprints in Grauman's Chinese more than I was aware of anything else, including The Oscar. I wanted to have a star, I wanted to be able to see, you know, old gum on my star. Tomorrow I will."
-Richard Dreyfuss on the Tonight Show

"Steven! Cut over to G street. I just saw a vision! I saw a goddess! C'mon you gotta catch up to her!.....Laurie, I'm telling you! This was the most perfect, dazzling creature I've ever seen! She spoke to me. She spoke to me right through the window. I think she said 'I love you'. That means nothing to you people? You have no romance? No soul? She, someone wants me, someone roaming the streets wants me! Will you turn the corner?"
-American Graffiti

"I'm paying the rent, I will maka da rules. I like to take showers every morning and I don't..like..the panties..drying on the rod. I like to cook so I will use the kitchen whenever I damn well please, and I'm very particular about my condiments, so keep your salt n'pepper to yourself. Plus, I play the guitar in the middle of the night whenever I cannot sleep, and I meditate every morning complete with chanting and burning incense, so if you've gotta walk around I'd appreciate a little tip-toeing. Also, I sleep in the nude...a buffo. Winter and summer, rain or snow with the windows open. And because I don't want to put on jammies, which I do not own in the first place, unless you're looking for a quick thrill or your daughter an advanced education, I would keep my door closed. Them's my rules and regulations, how does that grab you?"
-The Goodbye Girl

"Happiness has a bad rap. People say it shouldn't be your goal in life. Oh, yes it should."
-Richard Dreyfuss

"You really outta try this you know? My feeling is, your whole problem stems from irregularity."
-The Goodbye Girl

"You don't like hangers? It's hangers that clothe you and it's hangers that feed you!"
-Down And Out In Beverly Hills

"I am decent. I also happen to be naked."
-The Goodbye Girl

"Call 911! Call 911! Call 911!"
-Down And Out In Beverly Hills

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