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Hey - I won the Lo Pan Indeed! Award

 

 

 

 

                  

 

 

Updated August 12, 2003:

Your humble Melmistress is moving to China!  But, due to Internet filtering in the People's Republic, I won't be able to update for a while.  

Peace, Love, & Mel.

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Sideshow Mel and Mr. Van Horne

Abused by Krusty, insulted by Superintendent Chalmers, denied the French arts by his girlfriend Barbara, this site is dedicated to the real star of 'The Simpsons' -

Sideshow Mel!

 

 

   

   

   

   

 

 

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