Quotes

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Season 1 Quotes

"Hey, I want that knife back, you know."
MacGyver - Pilot

Pilot: "What are you doing?" MacGyver: "Making a rocket thruster."
Pilot

Pilot: "What are we doing?" MacGyver: "I'll tell ya later."
Pilot

"Tell me you were just in a hurry to see me and there's no bad news."
MacGyver - Pilot

"I'm it, aren't I?"
MacGyver - Pilot

MacGyver: "You Colson?" Colson: "That's right. You must be the screwball."
Pilot

Colson: "You know, it's gonna take alot more than you can carry in that knapsack to get you through all this."
MacGyver: "Well, the bag's not for what I take Colson, it's for what I find along the way."
Pilot

Barbara:" I know, maybe it's not the right moment to ask, but what's your name anyway?" MacGyver: "MacGyver"
Barbara: "That's a good name."
Pilot

Gantner: "Uh, you got 3 hours and 27 minutes Mac. How's Spencer holding up? MacGyver: "Well, she likes my name.
What more could I ask for?"
Pilot

MacGyver: "Oh, and Spencer?" Spencer: "Yeah. Make sure it melts in the acid, not in my hand, right?" MacGyver: "Yeah."
Pilot

Barbara: "Don't tell me you know how to make a bomb out of a stick of chewing gum." MacGyver: "Why, you got some...?"
Pilot

Barbara: "I'd kiss you MacGyver, but I've got this cold.... " MacGyver: "So what's a little cold between friends, huh?...."
Pilot

"You may not believe this, but there have been times when I've had a lot more fun in the back seat of a car."
MacGyver - The Crusher / The Golden Triangle

"Typical. Just when you're getting ahead, someone changes the odds."
MacGyver - Pegasus / Thief of Budapest

"I'm with you pal, I hate heights."
MacGyver - Pegasus / Thief of Budapest

"I'm in the market for a Swiss Army Knife."
MacGyver - Pegasus / Thief of Budapest

"Some people are scared of anybody who runs free."
MacGyver - Pegasus / Thief of Budapest

"I'll never forget the motto she taught us. 'Be prepared'"
MacGyver - The Map / The Gauntlet

"The great thing about a map is that it gets you in and out of places in alot of different ways."
MacGyver - The Map / The Gauntlet

"A good map always takes you where you want to go!"
MacGyver - The Map / The Gauntlet

"I'm harmless."
MacGyver - The Map / The Gauntlet

"I've been here and there, in this and that place. But actually I wanted to find out, how the world works, I wanted to meet
people, find out how different they are and yet always the same!"
MacGyver - The Map / The Gauntlet

"You're a very unexpected man, MacGyver. You keep me off balance."
Kate Connelly - The Gauntlet

Kate: "And how do we make a fire now? Do we wait for a lightning, or do we rub two sticks together?"
MacGyver: "I thought I'd use a match." Kate: "Aw, shucks, I was looking forward to seeing more of your Boy Scout stuff."
- The Map / The Gauntlet

"I fixed it...MacGyver style."
Kate - The Map / The Gauntlet

"Bond, James Bond."
MacGyver - The Heist

"I've found from past experiences that the tighter your plan, the more likely you are to run into something unpredictable."
MacGyver - The Heist

"Brace yourself. This could be fun."
MacGyver - The Heist

"That's when I usually get a call; when someone's in trouble and needs some rescuing."
MacGyver - Whitewater / Trumbo's World

"I think I should get an unlisted phone number."
MacGyver - Whitewater / Trumbo's World

"I don't waste time on the impossible."
Trumbo - Whitewater / Trumbo's World

"I don't know how good ants are at swimmin', but I'd be willing to bet that a good fire'd get their attention."
MacGyver - Whitewater / Trumbo's World

"You got that one Trumbo. The trouble is a couple billion of his relatives are coming to the funeral."
MacGyver - Whitewater / Trumbo's World

"I'm not perfect... yet."
MacGyver - Last Stand

"I'll wish for you. You wish for me."
MacGyver - Last Stand

"You gotta be careful what you wish for Kelly - it just might come true."
MacGyver - Last Stand

"This is one of those times when you go one way or the other and the rest of your life depends upon which way you pick."
Al - Last Stand

"Why can't I come up with money saving ideas like that?"
Laura - Hellfire

"This road would definitely be an E ride at Disneyland."
MacGyver - Hellfire

"You can forget about the new truck. I'll take a dozen of those ballpoint pens."
Bill - Hellfire

"I do what I do the way I do it."
MacGyver - The Prodigal

"You're the one who used to tell me that you don't fish for fish, you fish for fishing."
MacGyver - Kitchen Magic / Target MacGyver

"What a beautiful part of the world. It has everything but people."
MacGyver - Kitchen Magic / Target MacGyver

"Hey, you're like me. You make do with what you got."
Lisa - Nightmares

"Like the magician said, a little misdirection never hurt."
MacGyver - Nightmares

"That's the handymanside of MacGyver. He likes to make clever little things out of odd bits."
Quail - Funeral in Berlin / Deathlock

"C'mon, you never played a round of golf in your entire misspent life."
Pete Thornton - Countdown

"Everybody makes mistakes once in a while. The trick is, learning to live with it, like we all do even if you are special."
MacGyver - Ugly Duckling

"Friendship is not something I take lightly. Too hard to come by."
MacGyver - Ugly Duckling

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