Beware of France!!!

You are so very very lucky that I love you enough to do this for you!!!!! Now write my story!!!!!!! But first, look at these pictures that I have gone out of my way to make for you.
General disclaimer: I do not own Spike, Jareth or Willow. I wish I owned Spike and Jareth, but sadly that is never to be. Spike, Willow and all things BtVS belong to Joss Whedon, Fox, Mutant Enemy (Grrr....Arrrgh) and anyone else who owns rights to it. Jareth and all things Labyrinth belong to George Lucas, Jim Henson studios and whoever else owns the rights to it. James Marsters, Allison Hannigan and David Bowie belong to themselves. I am not making any money whatsoever with these images so please don't sue. Even if you did sue, I'm poor so you wouldn't get anything.