Aaaaaaahhhhhh.....finally....here we are ...... Miami....sun... surf...sand...and of course...skin.......SCRUFF opens the door to the bus....everyone immediately piles off...except for SPACE and GERG....exiting last....wearing their lovely sequined evening gowns.....they stumble from the bus.....look around ....**hic**...."Are we here?"....**burrrrp**......AYLA walks over and replies..."Yes...it's time for you two to go to work"..... SPACE and GERG smile and adjust their brunette wigs.....MISS KITTY gets out her favorite camera,and begins snapping photos of the gang....the bright nearly blinding them.....she grins and giggles mischieviously at their pained expressions and groans, and so the chase begins.........
With SPACE and GERG stumbling in front...the crowd makes their way to the BAR 609 ...one of South Miami Beaches most famous nightclubs....they pause outside...smiling at the billboard which reads....
Suddenly the doors to the bar bust open.... SPACE and GERG dash in.....arms filled with
Meanwhile the rest of the tour group piles into the bar...pushing their way to the front....immediately SPACE and GERG begin sliding drinks down the bar to their tour group.....TASHAL99 grabs her drink....dashes over and assumes the DJ position....puts on a
LEGAL EAGLE immediately gets on the phone to Dade County Police...."Hello.....this is Space-n-Gerg Tours...I'm the attorney representing the group....could I have the name of the best bail bondsmen in town......what's that.....yes.....we've arrived!" She downs her bottle of 1800....then dashes to the dance floor to join Moonie...Lea...Kimberly..Linda....and the rest of the tour group....they begin burnin up the dance floor.....meanwhile TJ and T BEAR sit at the bar sippin their drinks...scanning the map for a quick escape route should one be needed....**grin**
SuddenlySPACE and GERG leap to the bar in their bikini mesh underwear and begin to sing.....IF YOU WANT MY BODY....AND YOU THINK I'M SEXY....COME ON BABY LET ME KNOW!!!!
The crowd goes wild....throwing money towards the bar....SPACE looks at GERG and says...."Guess they noticed we waxed our legs"...**hic**.... GERG smiles...."Yep....had to be it"....**burrrrp**....
SKYE peeks over the bar checking their make up...smiles and says..."PERFECT!"......she downs her Aftershock and then dashes for the floor to join the others......TASHAL99 has the crowd rockin....but suddenly pulls out her Super Soaker...filled with her secret ingredient....she laughs and begins to dowse the crowd......"Yeeeeeeee Haaaaaa".....she then turns towards the bar.....soakin both tarbenders........
SPACE and GERG leap to the bar and shout...."WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!"
They rip their shirts off......displaying their manly chests...HA!....the crowd suddenly follows suit and everyone begins removing their shirts....WOW!!!!
Meanwhile...the tour gigolo...STONE DAGAIN...scans the crowd....trying to drum up a little business.....TOMCAT sits calmly at the bar...sharpening his claws and sipping his
DD sips her Dom Perignon.....pulls out her cell phone and calls the tour Brokers....."Hello....yes....tis I again.....would you buy another 100,000 shares of Victoria Secrets....and another 50,000 shares of Haynes Panty hose....yes....I can see them skyrocketing soon....**grin**......thanks".......she slips the phone back into her coat and continues working on the bubbling elixer......MTN BABE sits at the end of the bar....orders her Woo Woo and sits at the ready with her proctoscope....
REBOK sits at the bar and shakes her head...."They'll never remember their skits at the rate they're drinking....geeezzzz.....I've got my work cut out"........she downs her drink and sachets her way to the floor.....
STARMAN sits at the bar.......cleanin his power tool...**grin**.....guzzlin his drink and watchin the show.....smilin at all the pretty ladies...
SMOKE and MAD DOG......trying to maintain their job security....drink two kegs dry....**burrrrp**....then change the kegs and shout to Gerg....."Just changed over some kegs!" **hic**
The party continues....SPACE and GERG continue sending drinks out.......finally a winner of the wet t-shirt contest is announced.....one of the local patrons wins.....she receives free drinks the rest of the night.....plus a pair of fishnet stockings from Gerg's personal stock...... TASHAL99 has the crowd rockin....she grabs another
AYLA pulls out her cell phone......."Hello....Palace....yes...this is the manager for the Space-n-Gerg Tour.....just wanted to let you know we've arrived and will be there tomorrow night.....have arrangements been made......what's that....no...I'm not at a riot.....just the crowd here going wild at the show we're puttin on....btw.....we do need a 10 % deposit upon arrival....thanks....see ya tomorrow!" She slips her phone back into her briefcase....then dashes to the dance floor....showin them moves they've never seen before!!
SCRUFF...exhausted from the long drive lays down on the bar...her feet moving to the beat of the music.....SPACE slides her shirt up and shouts...."BODY SHOTS!!!! The crowd at the bar cheers wildly....forming a line....MOONIE pushes his way towards
SCRUFF....wanting the first shot....but SPACE quickly fills her belly button with Tequila and sucks out the elixer.....mmmm...removing every drop with his tongue.....
SKYE and SPLIFF are on the floor doing the Macarena....KIMBERLY and MISS KITTY begin to join in...... GERG can resist no longer....leaps the bar....dashes to the dance floor shouting....MACARENA!!!!
LINDA heads to the bar.....
SPACE sends her their specialty.....a BLUE TOILET WATER....she sips it....thinkin these guys are nuts....I'll never be able to write about this....geezzzz....... SKOOLY looks at SPACE and says..."I need to inspect your nuts!!!!" **smile** SPACE quickly pulls her behind the bar.....they disappear suddenly....the floor begins to shake....faint moans and groans can be heard.....then just as suddenly...they reappear...smilin ear to ear......she says "They pass!"
GERG returns to the bar...leapin over LINDA .....says..."SPACE....it's time for another song matey!"...... SPACE smiles...."Let's do it!".......they quickly change outfits.....grab
TJ and
T-BEAR and leap to the bar.....they begin to dance and sing....
The crowd goes wild.....whistling and clapping.......loving the show......they scream....MORE...MORE!!!!
But TASHAL99 finally reappears from behind the DJ stand.....hair a bit messy and
SMOKE smilin ear to ear.....she pulls another
SKIMBLE.....sittin ever so quietly at the bar...sips her drink slowly...doin what she does best.....lookin damn good...her smile lighting the room.....GERG smiles at her and says..."Thanks soooo much for coming....we are honored to have you along!"
STONE DAGAIN.....sportin his best kilt....heads for the dance floor.....spins round and round.....suddenly CSC dashes out to join him.....tryin to sneak a peek under the kilt......
LEA and
DANGEROUS BLONDE dash out to join him also.....all noticing his great legs and wondering why his nickname is Trigger....**grin**
RINKO flies around the bar.....poppin down every now and then to have a sip of his Kiwi Surprise.......laughing at the crowd and their follies......
KIMBERLY...hot and sweaty from dancing finds a bright light.....dons her bikini and lies down to tan.....a crowd immediately forms around her....
SPACE looks at
GERG and says..."Sing us a song mate".......GERG smiles and disappears behind the bar.....suddenly he reappears in a poke-a-dot bikini and blonde wig.......he leaps to the bar and sings......CHICK A BOOM...CHICK A BOOM...DON'T YA JUST LOVE IT...CHICK A BOOM...CHICK A BOOM...DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT...CHICK A BOOM..CHICK A BOOM...DON'T YA JUST LOVE IT...CHICK A BOOM...CHICK A BOOM BOOM BOOM!
GERG smiles and gets down from the bar....the crowd applauds......he begins to send out drinks again to everyone........TASHAL99 ....a bit more composed now....grabs a
SPACE and GERG immediately look at each other......."LADIES CHOICE...YEAH!" They quickly don their evening gowns once more.....leap over the bar....grab
SPLIFF and
MOONIE....they drag them to the dance floor and dance till the song ends.....then suddenly the bar goes dark.....B-GIRL shines a spotlight on the bar.....GERG leaps to the bar and says...."Well all....hope you've enjoyed yourselves half as much as we have....and in parting....I have a poem for you.....
Thanks again...till we stumble...**hic**.....across each other again!"
The bar goes dark again....when all the lights come on....the tour group is gone......on their way to the
HOME
WE ARE FAMILY.....I GOT ALL MY SISTERS WITH ME......WE ARE FAMILY.....GET UP EVERYBODY AND SING!
Where the alcohol is great and the women are fine!
We've traveled long and traveled far,
We came in a bus....couldn't fit in a car.
Hope you'll remember this time we did share,
The tunes...the dancing....and bikini underwear!
Would like to stay longer...hang out and relax,
But Space has a pair of legs he needs to wax!
So we bid farewell....we gotta go,
Time for another bar and another show!
THANKS FOR STUMBLING BY! **HIC**
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