SPACE looks at GERG....."Well...here we are in the slammer....what'll we do now?"......GERG looks at LEGAL EAGLE...."Time to earn your money now love....show em what ya got.....I mean legal wise....guess they've already seen everything else"......**giggle**....
LEGAL EAGLE calls for the guard..."Excuse me cutie......could I make my one phone call?"...he smiles at her...noticing her curvacious body....he says...."Sure thing"......he lets her out of the cell and leads her away to a phone.....
GERG nudges SPACE...."Well...we can't just sit here"...**burrrrp**.....SPACE grins..."Whatcha got in mind"....**hic**.....GERG motions to RINKO and TOMCAT..."My feathered friend....need ya to fly back to the bus with TOMCAT on your back...bring back the bus...thanks"......SPACE assists the duo through the bars of the cell window....and off they go....
Meanwhile the rest of the group sits chattering.....wondering how they'll get out of this mess.....SPACE tries to calm their worries..."Listen everyone...nothing to worry about....LEGAL EAGLE is the best...she'll have us out soon".....AYLA shouts out...."YEAH....but when do we get some clothes?".....SPACE scans the ladies..."Well...if it was up to me...**smile**....
uuummmm....nevermind....we'll just have to wait....everyone just try and get comfortable"
GERG watches patiently out the window for his two comrades to return....PURPLE 69 leaps up....."Ok....since we're all in the buff already....let's exercise"....reluctantly most line up....she has them start with leg stretches....this quickly grabs the attention of a few guards....and some of the adjoining inmates....**smile**
GERG spots the bus pulling up....RINKO flies back into the cell...."Ok...what now?"....GERG replies..."Bring in the booze and the stereo...then have Tomcat go round front and check on LEGAL EAGLE.....RINKO says..."Gotcha...but have something to tell ya....oh...guess you'll find out soon enough"...**smile**....GERG looks curiously at him.....TOMCAT prowls around to the front...peers through a window.....sees LEGAL EAGLE on the phone...a crowd of guards oggling her.....GERG watches as RINKO flies back to the bus....but then suddenly the second bus pulls up...and out hops CRAZY LOVE and KIMBA....they smile at GERG and begin to assist RINKO.....slowly everything is transferred from the bus to the cell....the stereo....the kegs and liquor....leftover whale meat....and even some of the security weapons....TOMCAT returns...."She's still on the phone....I'm worried...not sure it's goin well"......GERG says...."Change of plan.....TOMCAT...you...CRAZY LOVE and KIMBA head around front.....you know what to do"
Armed with Tashal99's Super Soakers....the trio enters the police station.....they take the front desk guard hostage....lock him in a nearby closet....then cautiously seek out LEGAL EAGLE.....they find her still surrounded by guards....KIMBA shouts out..."FREEZE YOU PERVERTS"...she holds them at Soaker gunpoint.....CRAZY LOVE and TOMCAT quickly snatch up their handcuffs.....they cuff the guards...LEGAL EAGLE gasps...."The bondsman would get us out"....TOMCAT smiles..."New plans....party...then jailbreak"....**grin**.....LEGAL EAGLE says worriedly..."God...I'm gonna be disbarred....oh well...may as well go out with style".......they lead the guards to the back.....enter the cell area........the guards watching the exercises are suddenly startled....quickly ELLE FRESCO grabs them through the bars....HOTREDHEAD quickly clips on the fur covered cuffs......CRAZY LOVE grabs their keys....unlocks the cell....GERG smiles at LEGAL EAGLE...."I knew you'd get us out"...**giggle**.....she says..."Not exactly what I had in mind...but hey"....
With that TASHAL99 kicks on the tunes.....sliding in a
Meanwhile....LINDA....KIMBERLY and AYLA are dancing wildly like Elvis Presley.....DD and WATCHDOG begin to release the other inmates....who quickly join the party....one asks..."Is this really the Space-N-Gerg Tour....I've heard of them...are they as nuts as everyone says?".....PEGGY laughs...."OOOoohhhhh....they're much worse...**grin**....btw....have you ever done it on an interrogation table before????" **LOL**
MISS KITTY....not wanting to miss a Kodak moment....grabs her
Pretty soon the whole jail is rockin....SKOOLY walks over to the cuffed guards....."Hey guys...I'm the nut inspector....know what I mean"....she laughs and pulls out her nut cracker......SKIMBLE heads for the armory...returns with an Uzi....she smiles at GERG...."You said use protection".....he laughs...."Well...that's not exactly what I had in mind....but I'm sure that'll work"....**grin**
TASHAL99 slams in another
GERG and SPACE continue to pour drinks......SNOOPS walks over to the cuffed guards...."I'm the doc.....time for your check-ups"....he pulls out his stirrups.....a worried look hits the faces of the guards...**grin**......T BEAR sits in the corner feeding RINKO some crackers....stroking his feathers.....he squawks enjoying her soft touch.....TJ walks over....kisses GERG and sips on her daiquiri.....she says..."I bet this cell brings back memories for you"...**wink**.....XEROX sits at a computer on a detectives desk....he hacks his way into their system....erases all records of their arrest.....then he lists the mayor and police chief as wanted fugitives....for male prostitution....**grin**
MAD DOG guzzles on some beer.....staggering around.....he stumbles over to B-GIRL...."Hey baby.....wanna do it with a jail bird?"....CSC whispers to STONE DAGAIN..."This isn't exactly the honeymoon I had in mind"....**smile**......the day slips to darkness.......
But then suddenly....eight squad cars pull up outside....a voice screams out...."Come out with your hands in the air.....you are surrounded".....everyone looks at GERG.....PEGGYsays...."What'll we do now cutie".....he smiles....looks around at the crowd...then the leftover whale meat......"HHhmmmmm....looks like it's time for a FOOD FIGHT!....**grin**
....the group busts out the windows.....blubber begins flying towards the police.....TASHAL99 blasts away with her Super Soaker....SPLIFF smiles and passes round the herbal delight.....RINKO swoops down....bombarding the police with droppings....**splat**....**splat**.....the police being overwhelmed from all angles....GERG nods to ELLE FRESCO..."Ok...get ready.....let's hit em hard and make a dash for the busses"......she nods......he looks at the group..."Everyone get ready.....we're making a break for it".....he signals to HOTREDHEAD......then suddenly the doors bust open.....
ELLE FRESCO and HOTREDHEAD burst out....firing away......TOMCAT....KITTEN.....and KIMBA charge the police.....clawing at them.....WATCHDOG charges out.....takin a bite outta crime....**grin**....RINKO swoops down again...continueing his bombing runs....TASHAL99 is next out the door....firing wildly with her Super Soaker.......BULLWINKLE charges out next......tossing a few cops through the air with his horns......the police begin to fall back...battered and beaten......GERG and SPACE casually stroll out the doors......"Wow....are we good or what!!!"..........SCRUFF and B-GIRL dash to the busses......crank up the engines......the rest of the group scurries to the busses......STARMAN quickly disables the squad cars....then dashes for the bus.....ELLE FRESCO and HOTREDHEAD leap on last.......SPACE says...."Hit it.....let's get out of here".....the busses speed away.....headin out of Miami.....TJ and T BEAR directing the busses to the Florida Turnpike.....on their way to......
HOME
.....KITTEN dashes out to the dispatcher station and takes over the mic....."Calling all cars....has anyone seen Adam-12.....**smile**....well...either way...we have a 211 in progress 6th and Main......a 413 at 3rd and Houston.....also have a B-52 at the jailhouse...**giggle**......handle code 3....silent approach....and don't forget our donuts"......SPLIFF raids the evidence room....removing all the herbal delight he can carry.....**smile**....
....everyone grab some blubber.....TASHAL99...load the Super Soakers....ELLE FRESCO....you and HOTREDHEAD will lead our charge on my signal....RINKO...I need you in the air again my friend....bombing them with droppings.....SPLIFF...fire up the herbal delight....it may not aid the escape...but we'll feel great either way....TOMCAT....you..KITTEN and KIMBA sharpen up the claws....alright....everyone....take your positions"......the group quickly readies themselves for battle....."NOW......give em everything you've got"........RINKO hits the skies.....ORLANDO
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