Sgt Fussmucker is handcuffed to the waterbed...he is wearing nothing more than a big diaper....his face is painted like that of a clown.....both his finger and toenails are painted cherry red.....his legs and chest have been shaved.....the words "Beat Me...Whip Me...Hurt Me" are written on his chest.......off to the side the ladies are gigglin.....he glances over and sees KITTEN.....ANGEL EYES......ELLE FRESCO....and HOTREDHEAD....he says..."Breakfast will be ready soon....if you all can tear yourselves away from this fun"....**grin**....
GERG continues through the house.....he heads to the bathroom......"HOLY SH*T.....excuse me".....he finds XEROX and SKYE making love in the bathtub.....and somehow they've managed to get her toe stuck in the nozzle....he smiles and begins to close the door.....as he does XEROX comments...."Nice panties".......GERG laughs and heads down the hall......as he passes a bedroom he notices KIMBERLY stroking BULLWINKLE's antler......he passes the next bedroom and sees TASHAL99 and B-GIRL in bed with BDC.......all three snugglin together......empty cans of whipped cream lay next to the bed....."Hhhhmmm.....looks like they had a delicious night"....**smile**.....he finally makes it to the other bathroom.......needing to use the facilities badly....he opens the door and finds TOMCAT and MISS KITTY playing in the tub.....obviously creating their own Kodak moment.....he comments...."Damn....can I have negatives to these pictures?"...**giggle**......
GERG heads for the master bedroom.....as he enters PURPLE 69 pops up out of the cedar chest at the foot of the bed....COWBOY is in there also.....she winks at GERG....."Just playing with a Texas Longhorn"...**grin**......GERG laughs and dashes for the master bathroom.....does his duties.....then he heads back downstairs......everyone begins migrating downstairs as well.....STARY4U emerges from the den....wearing nothing more than a tiny tee shirt.....she smiles at GERG..."Can I have my panties back now"......he giggles......then pulls them off his head and hands them to her.....
SPLIFF shouts....."BREAKFAST IS SERVED!".......the groups slowly piles out into the backyard.....everyone rubbing their eyes and stretching.......ANGEL EYES and KITTEN drag Sgt Fussmucker out with them......now he's tied up......they prop him in the corner of the yard.....everyone sits down to another one of SPLIFF's fine feasts!!!!
Afterwards....PURPLE 69 gets everyone lined up for their coed nude exercises......the air fresh and the sun shining....the group removes what clothing they have on and begin to exercise.....Sgt Fussmucker still propped in the corner....watching the wildness before him.....wondering what is to come of him...**smile**...
Once they finish exercising everyone showers off......gathering their things.......STARMAN checks over the busses...making sure they're ready for the next leg of the tour.....XEROX types away on his laptop.....breaking into the Orlando Police computer system.....he lists Sgt Fussmucker as a crazed pervert....wanted on 12 counts of indescant exposure.....**grin**.....the day slowly slips to evening....everyone is buzzing with excitement.....their last show in Orlando......they slowly begin to board the busses.....SKYE locks her front door....noticing that now MOONIE is wrestling with her man eating banana tree......she giggles and smacks the tree...."Now quit playing with our guests.....you guard the house while I'm gone"....
SCRUFF warms up the engine......GERG leaps on and heads for his private room.....he has B-GIRL in tow.....mmmmmmm.....SPACE stumbles onto the bus....tosses SCRUFF over his shoulder and carries her to his private room....TOMCAT giggles...."Guess I'm driving this bus now"......he jumps into the drivers seat as the rest of the group finishes boarding the busses.....ELLE FRESCO and HOTREDHEAD dragging Sgt Fussmucker on with them......
With all aboard....TOMCAT closes the door....honks the horn and they pull out....on their way to OFF THE WALL.....one of Orlando's hottest night spots.....SPACE sits in his room with SCRUFF....."OK honey....we need to work on your shifting....let's see...hhmmmm...what can we use as the stick shift".....**smile**.....GERG and B-GIRL stretch out in his room...."Hey baby....think you can make me see the light?"...**wink**....
TASHAL99 kicks on the stereo.....DANGEROUS BLONDE....LEGAL EAGLE....and LEA begin to dance seductively around the bus.....REBOK scans the script for the nights' show.....SKYE prepares to work her make-up magic on the two tarbenders.....RINKO flies ahed of the busses.....keepin an eye out for any trouble.....
The busses pull into the city.....headin down Orlando Avenue.....they approach the center of town.....some of the ladies spray Sgt Fussmucker with whipped cream...covering him pretty good.....then KITTEN shouts out...."STOP HERE!".....TOMCAT hits the brakes...the bus skids to a stop in the middle of the street....he opens the door....ANGEL EYES and ELLE FRESCO drag Sgt Fussmucker from the bus...depositing his diapered arse in the road.....MISS KITTY quickly grabs her
OFF THE WALL
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