They are on the road again........headin for Orlando....will arrive early evening.....everyone is getting
excited.....the busses are teeming with chatter......REBOK heads back to the private rooms.....to go over the scripts for the evening's show......SKYE is already in there doing their make-up.......making sure they look just right.......GERG looks at SPACE......"Damn...you look cute....I
can't wait to get you behind the bar tonight"....**wink**......SPACE chuckles and slams twelve beers down....**burrrrrp**......."Ohhhh.....I can't wait either sweetie"....**kiss**.........
Meanwhile everyone on board is drinkin and dancing....getting themselves in the mood for the festivities ahead.......TASHAL99 go over the playlist for tonight.....B-GIRL checks the lighting to make sure all is ready......SMOKE and MAD DOG test the kegs......**slurrrrp**......they seem to be workin fine...**LOL**......MOONIE sits bitching...."How the hell am I ever gonna get this purple color off my feet???".......LINDA sits and casually speaks with LEA...."So...do you know anything about the bar we're hittin tonight?".....LEA smiles....."No.....but I hope they're ready for some excitement....I'm ready to party"........XEROX sits with his laptop......tappin into the Orlando police computer system via satellite........checkin for any updates of our arrival......seeing none he loads his famous virus......DIPPY DOODLITUS into their system....he giggles...."That'll keep em busy for a bit"........BDC sits with STARMAN telling him about the girl scouts.....STARMAN doesn't seem to believe him...."Sure...sure.....so there were seven girl scouts......and you just happened to stumble upon them...and they asked you to stay with them......next you'll tell me you went skinny dippin with em".......
T BEAR directs SCRUFF to take the next exit.........they exit the turnpike and head into the city.........they drive through the city.....it is spectacular....the night lights are fantastic......seems to be alot of action around......everyone gets excited..........
Suddenly TOMCAT shouts out....."I see it.....Phineas Phoggs".......the bus turns in....SCRUFF sounds the horn.....she pulls into the parking lot......then finds a place to park the bus......the other bus right behind them.......she hits the brakes and pops open the door.......everyone begins to jump off the bus........
The bar owner dashes out........."I'm afraid I can't let you put your show on tonight....I heard there was trouble in Miami"..........LEGAL EAGLE steps off the bus......"I'm the legal counsel for the tour group.....I can assure you there was no trouble....but perhaps you would like to discuss it in private.....maybe we could discuss a merger of some kind".....**wink**........the owner smiles and leads her to his private office..............
SPACE and GERG exit the bus........both staggering side to side......**burrrp**....**hic**.......GERG smiles......"At last....Mardis Gras"..........AYLA laughs....."No...that's a few stops from here......you'll get it right yet".......**grin**.......SPACE smiles....."You silly.....this is where they had the Olympics......right?".........AYLA shakes her head...."You guys will never keep up with where we're at will ya......it's time for another show.......get in there and show them what you got".......GERG smiles...."I'd rather show you what I've got baby".....**wink**.....she giggles and pushes them both towards the entrance........they pause for a moment......glancing at the billboard outside........
TASHAL99 takes her position at the DJ stand......she grabs the mic...."HELLO ORLANDO......it's that time....hide your wives......hide your girlfriends.....hide any small pets also......they have arrive....it's with great pleasure I present to you....SPACE and GERG........the doors swing open.....the two tarbenders come stumblin in.......they leap to the bar.....TASHAL99 slides a cd in........PRINCE begins to jam over the stereo system......SPACE and GERG rip off their trenchcoats and start to sing and dance.....
SAY SAY.....2,000 ZERO ZERO.....PARTY OVER...OUTTA TIME.....SO TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999!!!!!
Then the duo leaps behind the bar....don their aprons...wipe down the bar.....and shout...ORDER UP!......the crowd cheers wildly......having never seen anything like this before......GERG and SPACE begin sending out drinks.....
DD sits in the corner with WATCHDOG.....she pulls out her cell phone....."Hello.....yep...it's me again.....how's all our stock doin????....Great.....buy 60,000 shares of Mazola.....I see a definite demand for it in the near future....**grin**.......thanks".......she smiles at her panting mate.......slips the cell phone away and grabs him by the collar......"Ok big fella.....let's play a bit.......roll over and play...uummmm...errrrr.....aw hell....just play"...**grin**........SKOOLY immediately wanders the bar....."Nut Inspector here....get em out......it's the code ya know"...**LOL**......KIMBERLY walks among the male patrons....."See.....told ya...no tan lines.....it's my new tanning method"...**wink**......
TASHAL99 comes over the mic again..."Alright..everyone get out on the dance floor....here's PEOPLE EVERYDAY by Arrested Development".......MOONIE quickly grabs LEA and they head for the dance floor.....B-GIRL starts her famous light show.....then leaps down onto the floor.....removing her top....twirlin it over her head and dancing.....wheeeeeeee.....BDC immediately dashes to the floor and begins to dance with her.....he removes his trousers and twirls them over his head......**grin**..........ANGEL EYES sits at the bar......sippin her Coors Light....watchin the crowd going crazy......KITTEN dashes for the dance floor.....begins to dance...
SPACE pulls SCRUFF behind the bar......."Hey baby.....I have somethin you can drive......you'll love 5th gear"............SKIMBLE winks at SMOKE......"Hey cutie......do you think you could make me smoke?"......he smiles...."Damn.....like a fine cigar baby"........TASHAL99 comes over the mic again......"Here's The Man Who Sold the World....by NIRVANA......party on".......B-GIRL changes the lights.....leaps back to the dance floor......both her and BDC are almost naked by now....shaking their boodies.........
Suddenly GERG grabs TOMCAT and pulls him up on the bar......they begin to dance and sing.....
HOTREDHEAD walks over to a male patron and slaps the fur covered cuffs on him...."You're under arrest buddy".....he looks curiously...."Wait...what did I do?".......she replies..."Nothing yet.....but you're gonna do something with me buddy....come on".....she drags him to a dark corner.......ELLE FRESCO walks over to one of the studly customers and says...."You buddy.....come on.....what's that in your pants....a big gun....I'm gonna have to frisk ya and find out".....she drags him off into the shadows of the bar.......RINKO swoops down and kisses T BEAR....he squawks..."Hey...I may can't bowl....but I'm great in the nest eh???"...**LOL**......DANGEROUS BLONDE sits at the bar.....waiting for some real excitement to start......she taps PURPLE 69...."What do you say....time to exercise??"........she nods and leaps to the bar...."Ok...let me have your attention.....it's time for our famous coed nude exercising.....alright...everyone disrobe.......line up......we're gonna start with toe touches.....ok...bend over and touch your toes.....1..2....2..2...3...2....ok...you guys in the back...quit watching the girls in front of you....touch those toes.........alright....time for windmills......on the count...1..2...3..4...2...2...3...4.....TOMCAT....that doesn't mean to twirl it around buddy.....you're enjoying this exercise way too much.....ok...great....now....squat thrusts.......begin....1...2...3...4.....wait.....STONE DAGAIN....you can't have CSC under you for this exercise......ok.....now....we've worked up a sweat.....cool down time....so shake it out....shake...shake.....mmmmmm......this is my favorite part"..........everyone is thirsty after their exercises......GERG and SPACE begin to send out drinks again.....TJ leans across the bar and kisses GERG...."You're mine later big boy"...**wink**......he smiles.....mmmmmmmmm...."Ok baby.....do me...do me hard".......
LEGAL EAGLE finally emerges from the owners private office....hair a bit messy.......she walks over to the bar....."There's no problem now.....I'm quite sure he's happy with our performance....give me a drink"......**grin**.......SPACE quickly slides a bottle of chilled 1800 her way....."Enjoy baby...thanks...you're the best".....she smiles and chugs the bottle.....then dashes for the dance floor......SPACE grabs AYLA and begins to dance with her on the bar....their bodies pressing ever so tightly together.....loins grinding harder and harder......ooohhhhh.....KIMBA and MISS KITTY grab two male patrons and drag them to the dance floor......"Make us roar big boys".........
GERG rings the bell behind the bar....."Everyone...let me have your attention....I want a moment to sing a special song for my friends that have joined me on this tour and to my partner SPACE".....he signals TASHAL99...she slides a cd in....BOYZ TO MEN begins to play.....he leaps to the bar and sings......
The crowd applauds his performance.....he leaps back down and shouts...."A ROUND ON THE HOUSE...DRINK UP!".........SPACE walks over and kisses him...."Damn....you're gonna make me cry partner".........
TASHAL99 is back on the mic again....."Well everyone....this will be the tours last song.....we've had a blast.....you all really rock here.....we leave you with QUEEN......We Will Rock You.....take care".......she slides in the cd.....then tears off her top....leaps to the dance floor and begins to dance wildly......B-GIRL changes the lights for the song and leaps onto the floor topless as well.......before you know it.....all the ladies in the bar are dancing topless out on the dance floor.....the men screamin out with approval.......sadly though the song fades.........suddenly the bar goes dark......a spotlite shines on the bar.......SPACE leaps to the bar....."Hey...what can I say.....damn...we've had fun.....Orlando is great.....and you all party hard......we must go now...but before we do....here's a poem for you......
The time we had here was amazing,
But we must say our thanks to the owners,
Out of the doors we must go then,
Well......again......take care and party on.....we're gone!"
The bar goes dark again.......when the lights come back on the group is gone.....on their way to their......
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WELL I'M....HOT BLOODED...CHECK IT AND SEE....GOT A FEVER OF A HUNDRED AND THREE....COME ON BABY....DO YOU DO MORE THAN DANCE...I'M HOT BLOODED...I'M HOT BLOODED!!!!
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME....CAUSE EVEN THOUGH WHEN TIMES GOT ROUGH...YOU NEVER TURNED AWAY....YOU WERE RIGHT THERE...AND I THANK YOU...WHEN I FELT I HAD ENOUGH...YOU NEVER TURNED AWAY...YOU WERE RIGHT THERE...AND I THANK YOU....I THANK YUUUUUUUU!!!
So goodbye to Phineas Phoggs,
let's pack up the sequined Bikinis,
The stockings the gowns and the clogs.....
Our DJ well she done us proud,
Our apologies though to the patrons,
If the music was just a touch loud,
And say how much we enjoyed our short stay,
But now that we`ve emptied your Bar stocks,
It`s time that we got on our way,
As we leave we`re all on a high,
Cos' we`re off to our next performance,
so lets make our little bus fly........CAMPSITE!
THANKS FOR STUMBLING BY! **HIC**
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