STUMBLIN IN THE PALACE!

.....SCRUFF closes the bus door....TJ and T BEAR direct her to the next show.....SKYE goes towards the back to check the tarbenders make-up and give any last minute touch ups.....REBOK is already back there goin over their scripts with them......the bus horn sounds out.....they've arrived for show number two!!!!

SCRUFF pulls the bus into the parking lot.....the tour passengers all gaze out the windows......they see a long line of people waiting to get into the PALACE.......GERG and SPACE emerge from their rooms.....SPACE quickly chugs eight pints of beer....**burrrrrp**........ GERG downs two bottles of Goldschlagger....**hic**....."Ok everyone.....it's time to STUMBLE!!!"

The bus door opens.....most of the passengers dash off.....heading on in the club through a side entrance.....a crowd dashes towards the bus....wanting to get a quick glimpse of the famous tarbenders.....suddenly ELLE FRESCO and HOTREDHEAD come off the bus.....

...they keep the crowd back....clearing a path for the tarbenders.......SPACE and GERG fall out of the bus..... both wearing long trench coats and dark wigs..... GERG says..."Finally.... **burrrp** ....isn't this where Shamu is???"....... AYLA laughs....."No...that's still a few stops away....**grin**...it's time to go to work again".....SPACE grins..."I'm...**hic**...ready!".....he takes two steps and splat....falls flat on his face.... STARMAN assists the two tarbenders to the side entrance.....with ELLE FRESCO and HOTREDHEAD following closely......GERG kisses STARMAN on the cheek and says.."Thanks dude....btw...where are we?"..... STARMAN grins..."We're at the PALACE.....things look hoppin...lotta people waiting to see you guys....let's go"........ SPACE stumbles along and says...."Alright then GERG ...it's...**burrp**...show time....adjust yourself....you're hangin out!"

Inside.....TASHAL99 has control of the DJ stand....B-GIRL dims the lights....the crowd goes quiet..... TASHAL99 grabs the mic...."It's that time friends....hide your wives...hide your girlfriends....and any small animals....they are here.....I give you....SPACE AND GERG!" She grabs a ....puts on Bell Biv DeVoe.....DO ME!

On that cue....STARMAN pushes them through the entrance.....the crowd goes crazy...... GERG and SPACE stumble in....leap onto the bar....rip off their trench coats and begin to sing and dance....

The crowd cheers wildly.....screamin' out with approval..... GERG and SPACE leap behind the bar.....don their aprons...wipe down everything and shout....LET'S STUMBLE!

They start sending out drinks..... TASHAL99 grabs a ...takes the mic and says....."Now....let's start this party....here's Bryan Adams with The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me is You".... MISS KITTY takes her drink, and grabs her wide angled lens camera....she then begins snappin' photos of the wildness before her......ELLE FRESCO and HOTREDHEAD eye the crowd.....looking for guys they could frisk...**smile**.. SKYE and SPLIFF down their drinks and dash for the floor....LEGAL EAGLE and MOONIE are right behind them.....they begin to dance to the music.....

AYLA sits with the owner of the club...."Yes....we need 10 % now....the rest at the end of our show...I'm sure you and the patrons will be quite pleased"........she rubs his leg softly..."Quite satisfied"...**smile**

STARMAN orders a beer....looks at all the lovely ladies in the club...."Damn....maybe I'll get lucky tonight".....SCRUFF sneaks up behind him and says...."Yes...perhaps you will...**wink**....who knows"

TJ leans across the bar...gives GERG a kiss....he smiles...."Thanks cutie...love ya".....he slides her a Strawberry Daiquiri....

SMOKE and MAD DOG stand at the ready....sippin their beers..... SMOKE says to MAD DOG ..."Hey...GERG did look kinda cute up there on the bar....whatcha think?" **grin**

SKOOLY wanders through the club...inspecting nuts...."Mmmmm.....yours pass....uummmm....yours are stale....**smile**....can't let them sit around a long time big boy" **wink**

KIMBERLY sneaks behind the bar....pulls her shirt up...."Look...no tan lines Space"....**smile**.....SPACE's eyes bug out and he says...."Yes...I can see that...also seems a bit chilly in here as well" **LOL**

PURPLE 69 smiles and claps her hands.....immediately SPACE and GERG disrobe and begin doing jumpin jacks.....she says...."No....I wanna see squat thrusts"....the patrons gaze with amazement...... TASHAL99 comes on the mic again...."Ok everyone...here's Mariah Carey with Always Be My Baby"....she slides the in.... B-GIRL begins her light show.....but suddenly removes her clothes and joins in on the exercises....LEGAL EAGLE decides exercise is good for the mind as well as the body....she disrobes and leaps behind the bar...joining the workout..... PURPLE 69 leaps to the bar with a bull horn....now most of the patrons are nude and exercising.....she blurts out the cadence...."1..2..3...4...come on....keep it together.....2...2...3...4...alright...backs straight...no TOMCAT...I said backs straight....not that!" **LOL**

Finally all are finished with their workouts...everyone is thirsty....the tarbenders don their aprons once again and begin sliding drinks down the bar....SCRUFF starts on the 24 Screwdrivers in front of her.....downing all of them quickly......she then falls from her stool and passes out on the floor......TOMCAT props her up against the base of the bar....."Looks like I'm drivin us outta here"

SKIMBLE smiles and says..."Never knew clubing could be this much fun!".....she grins at GERG and winks.....then blows him a kiss.....

SPACE looks at GERG....."It's that time again cutie"....GERG laughs..."I hear ya...**hic**....partner"....They grab DANGEROUS BLONDE and CSC and pull them to the bar....all are dressed like Shirley Temple.....they begin to sing...I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT....SHORT AND STOUT....THIS IS MY HANDLE....THIS IS MY SPOUT....

The crowd laughs with approval......meanwhile ELLE FRESCO and HOTREDHEAD begin frisking some of the male patrons....hmmmmm....they appear to be enjoying themselves way too much...**grin**

SKYE drags SPLIFF off to a back booth...pulls out her body paints..."Wanna paint a masterpiece?"...he smiles...they begin to finger paint..**smile**.....LINDA and REBOK...both a bit intoxicated...laugh at all the sillyness around them....they strip down to bare essentials....leap to the bar and begin to dance....SPACE screams..."GO GIRLS GO!" .....money comes flying from all directions.....lots of clapping and whistling....the ladies *giggle*....step down from the bar and return to their stools.......but GERG has hidden their clothes...hehehehehehe

STONE DAGAIN dashes over and offers his kilt for one of them to wear....but both ladies smile and decide they're fine for now.....he grins..."You got that right...fine as wine!"

CSC dashes over and pulls STONE DAGAIN by the ear to a back booth....."You'd better keep your eyes where they belong!"

TASHAL99 comes on the mic again..."How's everyone doin...are ya hot....hope so....cause I'm gonna cool ya off"....she *grins wickedly* as she sprays the crowd with her super soaker....heh heh heh...."Ok...now let's get hot again....here's No Mercy with Where Do You Go...she slides the in......she whistles for SMOKE who comes dashing over....she says..."Hey baby...wanna stroll through my selections...see if you can find something you wanna play with...I mean play"...**grin**....they disappear behind the DJ stand.....B-GIRL changes the lights for the song....then leaps down...grabs MAD DOG and they head for the dance floor.....DANGEROUS BLONDE begins to dance on the bar..GERG leaps to the bar and begins to dance with her....he smiles at her....."Let's get dangerous baby"..**wink**....they start to do the Lambada....mmmmmmmmm....suddenly LEA leaps to the bar with them.....she sandwiches GERG in between them and they bump and grind....ooohhhhh yes...**grin**..........these ladies are hot!

T BEAR sits with RINKO....she slowly feeds him crackers as they sip from his Kiwi Surprise...... MTN BABE grabs four male patrons and begins dancing with them......she smiles...."Did you guys know I was a nurse....wanna play doctor later???"

TOMCAT casually walks among the lady patrons...asking if any would like to comb his fur....showing off his manicured claws and slim tight tail....and it would seem he's caught their attention...**smile**....... SPACE and GERG send out more drinks....look at each other and nod....suddenly they leap to the bar and sing.....

DD pulls out her cell phone and calls the brokers...."Hello....the tour would like to purchase 1,000 shares of Fredericks of Hollywood stock....and would you list the Miami Police Department as the purchasers....thanks....btw....how's the tour stock doin....hmmmm....up a point....great!"....she slips the phone back into her pocket and resumes sippin her champagne....

TASHAL99 reappears...smilin...she grabs a ....."Alright everyone....tis the last song for us tonight...hope you've had fun cause we've enjoyed being here...hope you'll invite us back....we leave ya with J'son.....I'll Never Stop Loving You"..... B-GIRL sets up the light show.....GERG leans over and pinches SPACE..."Come on cutie....dance with me".....they leap over the bar and race for the dance floor...ELLE FRESCO and HOTREDHEAD take their positions by the door....as the song begins to fade the tour groups slowly exits.....when the song ends B-GIRL kills the lights....shines a spotlight on the bar.....suddenly SPACE leaps to the bar...."Well all....what can I say....we are honored to have been a part of your night....in parting we leave you with a poem...

Thanks again everyone.......take care and be good!".......the bar goes dark once again.....when the lights come back on.....the entire tour group is gone.....headin back to the camp....

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