Immediately everyone goes into "show" mode....TASHAL99 reviews the song list for the night.....B-GIRL slowly emerges from GERG's room.....smiling ear to ear...her hair a mess....she begins to coordinate her lighting show for the night.....the rest of the tour is buzzin with excitement....
The busses pull into the parking lot of OFF THE WALL...one of Orlando's celebrity hot spots....the sign out front says it all....
The crowd of people standing to get into the club charges towards the busses.....ELLE FRESCO and HOTREDHEAD immediately exit the lead bus.....keeping the wild crowd at bay...
The tour group slowly exits the busses....heading into the bar through a side entrance....SPACE and GERG finally emerge from the bus....both dressed in pastel colored tutu's and neon pink tights....they stumble through the cheering crowd.....GERG says "Almost reminds ya of the Swallowers Convention eh"....*buuuuuuuurp*....SPACE wobbles and says "Yep...it's a sticky mess out here for sure matey"....*hic*...they make their way to the side entrance....waving to the crowd....inside TASHAL99 has taken her position at the DJ stand.....B-GIRL dims the lights.....TASHAL99 takes the mic..."Hey..hey..hey...hide your wives...hide your girlfriends...even hide any small pets your may have....cuz they're here.....back from their brief layover at the MONICA LEWINSKY SCHOOL FOR LOOSE WOMEN....tis with great pride I give you.....SPACE and GERG!!!"
The doors burst open.....a small spotlite shines on the drunken duo as they stumble in....tossing camouflage condoms to everyone....."Here ya go...now they'll not be able to see ya cumming"....*LOL*.....they make their way to the bar....leaping over they don their aprons....GERG blows a kiss towards SPACE.......SPACE winks back and shouts...."ORDER UP!".....and with that TASHAL99 slides in a cd and gets the crowd jamming to LA BOUCHE..."Be My Lover".....B-GIRL cranks up her wild light show and the party begins.....people begin to hit the dance floor.....TOMCAT grabs KITTEN..."Dance with me cutie and later we can discuss fur balls"...*grin*
DD sips her champagne quietly at the bar......pulling out her cell phone to call the tour brokers....."Hello...yes....we're at our last show in Orlando....we'd like to buy 200,000 shares of Rediwhip...we're going through so much whipped cream we may as well own stock....thanks"....she tucks the phone away and nods to GERG....he smiles and quickly mixes her up a Blow Job shooter....
LINDA nabs MOONIE...KIMBERLEY grabs STARMAN and they all hit the dance floor.....bumpin and grinding to the music.....meanwhile ELLE FRESCO and HOTREDHEAD are at the bar frisking some very studly lookin gents....ELLE FRESCO comments..."MMMmmmmm...is that a six shooter?"...*smile*........SKOOLY walks table to table looking for nutz to inspect....MTN BABE..sporting her sexiest nurse dress sits at a table with five men...."MMmmmm yes....I think all of you will be needing complete physicals".....she looks at one in particular...."How are you at coughing?"...*smile*
SPACE pulls AYLA behind the bar.....they disappear suddenly....soft moans and groans emanate from the bar....the bottles rattling on the wall....GERG smiles....."Damn she's great at managing...no job too big for her"....*grin*......LEGAL EAGLE sits with WATCHDOG.....slowly sliding her skirt up her thighs....."Care to see my briefs?"...*wink*....WATCHDOG pants with feverish anticipation.......COWBOY sits along side PEGGY....."Hey sweetie.....care to wrestle a Longhorn later?".....*wink*
The bar continues rocking....SPACE finally shows himself...lipstick covering his face.....AYLA smiles....."How ya like my business planner?" *smile*........SPACE and GERG resume sending out drink after drink....suddenly entering the bar is BRUCE WILLIS and DEMI MOORE....GERG signals to TASHAL99...she smiles and begins to play Billy Squier "The Stroke"....as the song begins both SPACE and GERG leap atop the bar....sloooooooowly strutting their stuff in their colorful tutu's.....Demi takes notice immediately and sits at a table near the bar to watch the show.....GERG winks at her and sloooowly sways his hips side to side....teasing her eyes....he seductively begins to slide the tutu from his shoulders....SPACE following along...not missing a beat.....the crowd cheering with excitement....ladies dashing out the bar heading to ATM machines.....KITTEN....TJ and SKYE leap atop the bar also.....each sexily dancing up and down the bar....displaying their deeeeeelicious figures and luscious legs....the crowd now waving money in the air....screaming more...more.....the five continue to dance on the bar....teasing the crowd as they slowly remove their clothes....SKYE drops her dress to her feet....wiggling her hips wildly.....Bruce Willis walks up tot he bar and tucks a c-note inside her silky panties.....she winks at him and spins round.....wigglin her arse proudly for his pleasure....Demi and the rest of the crowd enjoying the show....each tucking money inside their favorite dancers undies......DOC SNOOPS comments...."Hope none of them catch colds"...*smile*
GERG and SPACE leap down in their bikini mesh underwear....dancing over to Demi's table....wiggling wildly around her.....taking turns grinding on her lap...mmmmm....she smiles slipping money into their mesh wonders......meanwhile...KITTEN....TJ and SKYE have started dancing wildly amongst the tables in their lacey undies....the men going crazy...
While the sexy dancing continues.....Madonna enters the bar in a tight black dress....she scans the crowd....then walks over and sits next to CYBERMAN at the bar...."Love your cape and tights....I'm looking for a man to father another child with me....interested in making a super hero with me?".....*smile*
PURPLE69 decides to take advantage of the nekkid dancing...she gets most of the tour group and bar patrons to participate in coed nude exercises....they all line up and begin doing squat thrusts...mmmmmmm....BRUCE and DEMI joining in....then SPACE and GERG start weaving in and out of the lines....others start following...soon all the exercisers have a train line going round the bar....pumpin their hips and kickin their feet to the music....
Finally the line ends and everyone dons their clothing again....SPACE and GERG once again behind the bar begin sending out more drinks....then SPACE leaps to the bar and chugs five pints of beer while juggling SCRUFF...a barstool...and KIMBA...the crowd watches in amazement...
SPLIFF and SMOKE sit at the back table smoking their herbal delight....chatting up a few local ladies....RINKO and T BEAR are snuggled up at another table...she's caressing his tail feathers....*smile*
Again the bar door opens...in walks DENNIS RODMAN...he quickly notices RINKO and walks over...."Hey dude...wanna swap feathered boas?"....*LOL*....RINKO laughs..."Sure thing you cute hunk of chocolate fudge"....*smile*
STONE DAGAIN stands among a swarm of ladies sippin his drink....all the ladies wanting to peek under his kilt....*smile*.....CRAZY LOVE snuggles with LYONESS at a side table...."Hey sweetie...later on the bus let's practice making cubs"....*wink*
GERG leaps atop the bar again...this time dressed as Elvis Presley....he notices a beautiful lady at the end of the bar....he leans down close to her and begins to sing....
The lovely lady leans forward and kisses GERG softly on the cheek.....he smiles and asks..."What name is such beauty known by?".....she winks and replies...."BREATHLESS"....he kisses her hand gently..."MMmmmmm....the name is most fitting m'lady"....*smile*
TASHAL99 loads another cd and then grabs the mic....."Wheeeeee...what a night....this will be our last song for the night....we've had a blast and want to thank you for all the fun.....I leave ya rocking with WHITE SNAKE....Here We Go Again"...the song cranks out....B-GIRL starts her last lite show for the evening....most of the tour group and bar patrons hit the dance floor.....GERG and SPACE chat with BRUCE and DEMI.....both SPACE and GERG autographing DEMI's thighs...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
COWBOY tosses PEGGY over his shoulder and carries her outside to the tour busses....he's ready to play with the body paints....*smile*
The madness slowly comes to a close as the song fades....the bar goes dark....a lone spotlite shines upon the bar....GERG leaps into the light...."Well everyone....what can I say....Orlando is certainly a party town..and we saved the best bar for last...all of us want to thank you for having us here....and before I go I'd like to leave ya with a poem"...*smile*
The bar goes dark as the spotlite fades.....when the lights come back on the entire tour groups is gone....heading to the campground before their trip to
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