We desperately need your help!!!!
Hi I'm Sally Struthers
This is Dawn
Dawn hasn't gotten laid in 2 yrs.
Dawn is dating Tom.
This is Dawn with Tom.
Tom lives across the country from Dawn.
Dawn needs to get laid really badly.
Dawn lacks fundage and she can't afford to fly across the country to visit Tom.
Without the money to buy an airline ticket, Dawn won't get laid.
We are tired of hearing about Dawn needing sex from Tom.
Please help us to help Dawn raise money to end her dry spell and get laid.
Here's how you can help.
For just 46 cents a day, less than the price of a cup of coffee, you can help Dawn reach her goal. Your donation is tax free (not!) and once we receive it, we will send you a photo of Dawn and include stories about her life and her progress. When The Get Dawn Laid Fund reaches it goal, we will send you a picture of Dawn and Tom after they get laid. Thank you for your assistance and we, the Friends of Dawn, appreciate the wonderful financial gesture you are making.
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