Love For Sale New Jersey 1988 (J. Bon Jovi & R. Sambora)

Well I woke up this morning I rolled out of bed,
I felt like a dog who’s been kicked in the head.
Checked out my mail there was a letter that read,
Love for sale, love for sale.

I picked up the phone I call everyone I could,
I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book.
You can’t catch a fish if you ain’t got the hook,
Love for sale, love for sale.

Send up a signal throw me a line,
Somebody explain ‘this funny Valentine’.
It might not be later but it sure ain’t a crime,
Being one step from crazy and two steps behind.

I called Lt Columbo from my TV set,
I’ve tried the Dating Game I haven’t found her yet.
I’m hoping that she’s looking like a Penthouse Pet,
Love for sale, love for sale.

We’ve been living together for 3 long years,
2 hours, 20 minutes, maybe four hundred beers.
You can’t shop for love when you’re shopping at Sears,
Love for sale, love for sale.

I guess I’ve learnt my lesson it was easy to see,
My old lady she played this joke on me.
I never looked where I forgot it would be,
Love for sale, love for sale.

Love for sale, love for sale.
Love for sale, love for sale.
Love for sale, love for sale.

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