MJN: Since we last held a convention, which we realize we have to do, because we're a small puppet show and otherwise people wouldn't recognize us. Thank you for knowing who I am, that helps a lot. Laughter from Audience
MJN: It's been an interesting year. We made some more shows for comedy central. Audience Boos again.
MJN: Come on. We may be gone, but it's non-stop Benny Hill reruns. Audience laughs
MJN: And so, that was kinda tough, Kevin had to get his job back at the IHOP. And so, it was a tough year, and then fates, fortunes began to change and we made a movie. Audience applauses
MJN: Which, I should mention, even now, it broke box office records in Micronesia. I heard an astounding fact that on any given night, as many as 11 people will be seeing our movie. By any standards, a huge success. Audience cheers
MJN: Which of course leads us to the next phase of our career and my introduction for this man. We were without a rudder, adrift in a sea of confusion and pain. And then we met this man, a man whose unswerving version and untireless efforts. A true Galli... Audience cracks up laughing.
MJN: Come on, I like my job. A true Gallileo, a Galahad, and well some other thing. Our hero and the savior of Mystery Science Theatre, Mr. Barry Schulman.