Whose Line is it Anyway: The Sounds And Pictures

Hello everyone! Welcome to my WLIIA web page. I've been a big fan of the show for years, and recently have even started up a mailing list for the show. If you're interested, mail twry@sky.net and ask to be put on the list - we're up to over fifty members now, and going strong! :-)

Click here to go to the pictures page

Click here if you're looking for even more WLIIA-related or other British comedy pics.
(This is a new link as of April 1999! Check it out - there's tons of Paul Merton, Tony Slattery, and other WLIIA-related pics there!)

Sounds:

Episode 3.4 - Greg Proops' march about "Taxidermy" 55k

Taxidermy
Episode 2.17 - Clive helps Josie out with a 'fish' rap 92k The Fish Rap

Episode 1.8 - Clive introduces Paul Merton: 26k

"Paul Merton, whose radiant smiling face and cheery grin...
we have yet to see.."
Clive introduces Paul Episode 1.8 - Paul during props: 16k

"Do you get bored at Christmas? Why not buy a foam rubber bum."
Bored at Christmas Episode 1.8 - Paul during Film/Theater Styles: 48k

"Yes! This is an ex-ham sandwich.." (etc..)
The Ex-Ham Sandwich Episode 1.8 - Paul during Authors (as Sunday Sport): 64k

"Kurt Voldheim - is he really Elvis Presley? We do know for a fact that he's living on the moon, and he's just given birth to an olive. This much is pure fact."
Kurt Voldheim Episode 1.8 - Paul, at the end of Party Quirks: 8k

"When in doubt, go for the twiglets laugh."
Go For the Twiglets Laugh Episode 1.?? - Tony Slattery's bag rap: 37k

"I was walking with my bag the other day, and my friend saw me with it, and he said, hey! He said hey, hey, hey hey hey hey hey - he was really repetitive so I shot him."
Tony's Bag Rap Episode 1.12 - Stephen Fry: 52k

"I think we may have some rather severly crossed lines here - I would not like to _eat_ the airline ticket, with or without honey, treacle, marmalade, or anything of the kind - just a plain, ordinary, vanilla if you like, airline ticket."
The Airline Ticket Episode 2.1 - Tony Slattery: authors (air hostess training manual): 45k

"In the event of Rambo's biceps exploding, his liver and most of his internal visceral organs, will be situated there, there, and there."
Rambo Episode 2.1 - Tony Slattery's Cooking Rap: 37k

"Cooking is my obsession, so what's gonna happen now is a cookery lesson. It's where it's at - food is where it's been! I'm a pissed chef - I'd like a large gin."
Tony's Cooking Rap Episode 2.2 - Tony Slattery: authors (mistranslator of European pornography): 40K

"Alice was also being called Helga, yes I think. With the mock turtle, it been quite hot. Let's naked be, oh yes."
Helga Episode 2.3 - Paul Merton & Ron West - Film/Theater Styles: 83k

Tom & Jerry Episode 2.3 - Griff Rhys Jones during World's Worst: 8k

"I sing, I dance, and I eat socks."
Socks Episode 2.3 - Griff Rhys Jones, also from World's Worst: 69k

"I am a food hypnotist, ladies and gentlemen.." (etc.)
The Food Hypnotist Episode 2.4 - Josie's Food Processor song: 229k
Food Processor Episode 2.5 - Tony Slattery during props: 10k

"And now, the smallest person in the world diving competition!"
Diving Competition Episode 2.5 - Sandi & John Sessions during Party Quirks: 18k

John - "I go into the spaces between people and find poetry."
Sandi - "I was right, you _are_ a git!"
You Are A Git! Episode 2.10 - Mike McShane's Bank Rap: 55k
The Bank Rap Episode 2.11 - Josie's Lemon Squeezer song: 161k
Lemon Squeezer

Last update: March 11th, 1998

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Whose Line is it Anyway: The Sounds And Pictures

Hello everyone! Welcome to my WLIIA web page. I've been a big fan of the show for years, and recently have even started up a mailing list for the show. If you're interested, mail twry@sky.net and ask to be put on the list - we're up to over fifty members now, and going strong! :-)

Click here to go to the pictures page Click here if you're looking for even more WLIIA-related or other British comedy pics. (This is a new link as of April 1999! Check it out - there's tons of Paul Merton, Tony Slattery, and other WLIIA-related pics there!)

Episode 3.4 - Greg Proops' march about "Taxidermy" 55k

The Fish Rap

Episode 1.8 - Clive introduces Paul Merton: 26k "Paul Merton, whose radiant smiling face and cheery grin... we have yet to see.."

Episode 1.8 - Paul during props: 16k "Do you get bored at Christmas? Why not buy a foam rubber bum."

Episode 1.8 - Paul during Film/Theater Styles: 48k "Yes! This is an ex-ham sandwich.." (etc..)

Episode 1.8 - Paul during Authors (as Sunday Sport): 64k "Kurt Voldheim - is he really Elvis Presley? We do know for a fact that he's living on the moon, and he's just given birth to an olive. This much is pure fact."

Episode 1.8 - Paul, at the end of Party Quirks: 8k "When in doubt, go for the twiglets laugh."

Episode 1.?? - Tony Slattery's bag rap: 37k "I was walking with my bag the other day, and my friend saw me with it, and he said, hey! He said hey, hey, hey hey hey hey hey - he was really repetitive so I shot him."

Episode 1.12 - Stephen Fry: 52k "I think we may have some rather severly crossed lines here - I would not like to _eat_ the airline ticket, with or without honey, treacle, marmalade, or anything of the kind - just a plain, ordinary, vanilla if you like, airline ticket."

Episode 2.1 - Tony Slattery: authors (air hostess training manual): 45k "In the event of Rambo's biceps exploding, his liver and most of his internal visceral organs, will be situated there, there, and there."

Episode 2.1 - Tony Slattery's Cooking Rap: 37k "Cooking is my obsession, so what's gonna happen now is a cookery lesson. It's where it's at - food is where it's been! I'm a pissed chef - I'd like a large gin."

Episode 2.2 - Tony Slattery: authors (mistranslator of European pornography): 40K "Alice was also being called Helga, yes I think. With the mock turtle, it been quite hot. Let's naked be, oh yes."

Episode 2.3 - Paul Merton & Ron West - Film/Theater Styles: 83k

Episode 2.3 - Griff Rhys Jones during World's Worst: 8k "I sing, I dance, and I eat socks."

Episode 2.3 - Griff Rhys Jones, also from World's Worst: 69k "I am a food hypnotist, ladies and gentlemen.." (etc.)

Episode 2.4 - Josie's Food Processor song: 229k

Episode 2.5 - Tony Slattery during props: 10k "And now, the smallest person in the world diving competition!"

Episode 2.5 - Sandi & John Sessions during Party Quirks: 18k John - "I go into the spaces between people and find poetry." Sandi - "I was right, you _are_ a git!"

Episode 2.10 - Mike McShane's Bank Rap: 55k

Episode 2.11 - Josie's Lemon Squeezer song: 161k

Last update: March 11th, 1998

Click here to go to the pictures page

Click here if you're looking for even more WLIIA-related or other British comedy pics.
(This is a new link as of April 1999! Check it out - there's tons of Paul Merton, Tony Slattery, and other WLIIA-related pics there!)

Episode 1.8 - Clive introduces Paul Merton: 26k

"Paul Merton, whose radiant smiling face and cheery grin...
we have yet to see.."

Episode 1.8 - Paul during props: 16k

"Do you get bored at Christmas? Why not buy a foam rubber bum."

Episode 1.8 - Paul during Film/Theater Styles: 48k

"Yes! This is an ex-ham sandwich.." (etc..)

Episode 1.8 - Paul during Authors (as Sunday Sport): 64k

"Kurt Voldheim - is he really Elvis Presley? We do know for a fact that he's living on the moon, and he's just given birth to an olive. This much is pure fact."

Episode 1.8 - Paul, at the end of Party Quirks: 8k

"When in doubt, go for the twiglets laugh."

Episode 1.?? - Tony Slattery's bag rap: 37k

"I was walking with my bag the other day, and my friend saw me with it, and he said, hey! He said hey, hey, hey hey hey hey hey - he was really repetitive so I shot him."

Episode 1.12 - Stephen Fry: 52k

"I think we may have some rather severly crossed lines here - I would not like to _eat_ the airline ticket, with or without honey, treacle, marmalade, or anything of the kind - just a plain, ordinary, vanilla if you like, airline ticket."

Episode 2.1 - Tony Slattery: authors (air hostess training manual): 45k

"In the event of Rambo's biceps exploding, his liver and most of his internal visceral organs, will be situated there, there, and there."

Episode 2.1 - Tony Slattery's Cooking Rap: 37k

"Cooking is my obsession, so what's gonna happen now is a cookery lesson. It's where it's at - food is where it's been! I'm a pissed chef - I'd like a large gin."

Episode 2.2 - Tony Slattery: authors (mistranslator of European pornography): 40K

"Alice was also being called Helga, yes I think. With the mock turtle, it been quite hot. Let's naked be, oh yes."

Episode 2.3 - Griff Rhys Jones during World's Worst: 8k

"I sing, I dance, and I eat socks."

Episode 2.3 - Griff Rhys Jones, also from World's Worst: 69k

"I am a food hypnotist, ladies and gentlemen.." (etc.)

Episode 2.5 - Tony Slattery during props: 10k

"And now, the smallest person in the world diving competition!"

Episode 2.5 - Sandi & John Sessions during Party Quirks: 18k

John - "I go into the spaces between people and find poetry."
Sandi - "I was right, you _are_ a git!"