"Actually, most of what you said was incoherent."

"Are you awake?"

"Do not attempt to sabotage me again.  I WILL defend myself."

"Do not fear, my friend.  I will protect you."

"Do you wish to drive, or shall I?"

"I am indebted to you.  You have reactivated me.  How may I serve you?"

"I am one of a kind."

"I am unfamiliar with that term.  I only know that I require skilled maintenance."

"I am the prototype of the car of the future.  What you saw was merely an inferior production line model. A pale copy of the original."

"I can trust you."

"I did , however, hear the word 'Stop'."

"I do not wish to go back to the slammer!"

"I have no eggs. Perhaps you can direct me to a chicken." hav

"I have checked my data on basic human desires. Therefore I understand your needs. You wish to eat. You wish to drink. You wish to reproduce... Which one first??"

"Interesting."

"Is there a problem???"

"I will enter that information in my databanks."

"My creater, Wilton Knight - He brought my into the world, and then turned on me.  That edifice was the laboratory where I was first activated, and where I was also deactivated."

"Not *just* a car... I am the Knight Automated Roving Robot. KARR if you prefer.  I am the prototype of the car of the future."

"Nothing has changed since last night."

"That information IS in my databanks."

"There is no cause for celebration."

"Very well..."

"We have a problem."

"You are mistaken!!!"

THE DEATH OF KARR (or was it???)

"A pacemaker!  Well, well, well...."

"Before you run off, there's something I want you to see."

(Scanning noises) "Damn!  The time isn't right yet, but when next we meet, you won't escape."

"Don't worry... I'll take care of it."

"Get in! Let me show you what I can really do."

"Have you ever seen someone explode in a vacuum?"

"Hello John.. Why don't you get in for old time's sake... Get in! What have you got to lose?"

"If you come on a little errand with me, I'll get you the $5000 you need!"

"I'm a computer; I can't get lost."

"Let the magic begin."

"Liar!"

"Lo and behold... Here comes the REAL target to the rescue... Just as I planned!"

SCANNER

(Scanner) "Silence!  We have an intruder!"

"Stop struggling, you foolish girl!"

"Think of me as the Genie in the magic lamp."

"Unless you want to be pressed right into the deisel block, I wouldn't move, Mr. Miles!"

YAWN

"You don't even begin to understand what the job is!"

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