This page is a newly thought up page, and in this page will contain the quotes of the week.  They will be my other people or me...whatever I feel like.

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing." - Homer Simpson

"I HATE when people are like 'I'm sassy', and they haven't even taken 'the quiz', I mean, there is being sassy, and there is being as sassy as Greg Lavery" - unknown

"Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah, some people call me the gangster of love, some people call me Maurice -weehhwoooo-" - that guy from Steve Miller Band

"I was only nineteen, I was only nineteen, I was only nineteen, I was only nineteen, I was only nineteen, I was only nineteen, I was only nineteen, I was only nineteen, I was only nineteen, I was only nineteen, I was only nineteen, I was only nineteen, I was only nineteen, I was only nineteen, I was only nineteen, I was only nineteen, I was only nineteen, I was only nineteen, I was only nineteen" - some guy that I'd rather have tarantualas lay eggs in my ear, than hear that song again

"You are such an ignoramus..., you only use 10% of your brain!!!" (double zing) - Greg Lavery

"Oh sick...you're a hedrosexual" - Greg Lavery

"Unscramble the word 'T-E-A-C-H-E-R', and you get 'C-H-E-A-T-E-R'" - Greg Lavery

"Lousy Smarch weather..." - Homer Simpson

"I wanna be sedated...bam bam bam bam, ba bam bam bam bam, I wanna be sedated" - Johnny Ramone

"There are certain questions in life that should go unanswered like....like where does meat come from? and ah, how do fish breath underwater?...and what is the square root of nine?" - Chris Elliot

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die." - Mr. Garrison from the South Park movie, in reference to women. (submitted by: the almighty and honorable Jules)

"Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!" - Jerry Coleman, Padres radio announcer (submitted by Doug Hoogstra)

"No matter what you might think of Poison's videos, publicity and public image, you can't deny the quality of their records." - CMJ New Music Report (off of cdnow)

previous quotes of the week
yeah well...i might run a little low on quotes, so if you got some...captzeebo@hotmail.com