This page is dedicated to all you RIZZOS out there. You know, the major Chloe Haters.







Look at me, I am ChloooEEEEE
Stupid too, don't you agree?
Sit on my rump, dumb as that Forrest Gump!
You bet, I am ChlooooEEEE!!!

Beefcake boyfriend ran away,
Looking for some broad, they say,
That's just my luck, Gawd that Brenda chick sucks!
Because I am ChloooEEEEEEEEEEE!

Don't drink much, don't swear,
LOOOVE to do my hair,
Wouldn't touch a gross cigarette.
Design clothes, who cares,
that nobody wears,
But I'm still so famous, you bet!

As for me, love Kathie Lee,
She's my idol, can't you see?
Tumors, who cares! It's about what I wear!
Because I am ChlooooEEEEEEE!!!

Lyrics by: ChloeBGone