...thekornfield...

[ freedom..... yeah right!]
[ very important update 11.30.99]

posted on 05/09/00

Any Korn fan should know of these guys, or atleast their
music. You've probably never heard of them yet
they're just a local band from Barrie Ontario (Canada)
making their way to the top, and I thought you Korn
fans out there would wanna know about them and help
them get to where they wanna go.
This site was just put together not too long ago
so it doesn't have half the content that [thekornfield]
does, but it's still a pretty tight page if you check it out.

I was at a local concert and heard them play and was totally
blown away by their unique sound, so I offered to make them a
webpage free of charge... just kuz they deserve the publicity.
And I'm sure if you asked politly for a demo tape or whatnot
they'd be pleased to send you one.
Anyways, check this page out, it's fukkin' ripped with cool
shit and it's only getting better!! If you wanna link this
page on your webpage, please feel free to use the image above
...by the way, the bands kalled pornofuk

posted on 03/12/00

Alright, I found this page looking up dreads
last night on the web, and this site is so fucking
tight I had to let all you korn fans who are looking
for an easy and cost efficiant way to get dreads.
This place had got shampoo, soap, wax, spray... fucking'
combs, clips, and all sorts of other shit to help
you make the koolest looking dreads ever!! So, check
this site out for sure, even if your just thinking about
getting dreads, it gives you info on how to make them,
what you need, tips, and all sorts of shit!! It'll help
you make a better decision if you really want them or
not. Another wicked cool thing here is the products
aren't like $58294.35, it's only $30.00 for a whole
set (includes like, 6 items or something) So it's cheap!
Alright, that's all... I had to put this up on my
page kuz of all you hardkore fans who want phatty
dreads!!

PS... I heard somewhere Munk-Dawg and Jon use this shit;)

PPS... Oh, and if your gonna buy some stuff from these
guys tell them you were reffered by me (Slave VII) and you'll
get a dollar off whatever your buying

**CLICK >HERE< IF YOU WANNA LINK THEM ON YOUR PAGE**

posted on 10/27/99

I know there are rumors about [thekornfield]
closing, and to confirm that YES it' true.
Ha, no I'm just fukkin' with ya, no we're not
closing at all, the only reason this site hasn't
been updated since, fuckin'... a long time, is kuz
I'm busy with skool, my grade at like 40avg. and my
life right now ain't the best, and I'm also working
on 2 other webpages right now... 'KORN:Goddamn Disgrace'
As most of you already know, and a PORNOfuk page, their
a local band from Barrie Ontario, you guys will LOVE
them, so check back be very often for the next update
because it's gonna be anouncing the grand opening of
'PORNOfucked' There's gonna be tour dates, sounds
pictures and all that shit. So be sure to check that
out!! Anyways, I'm getting carried away here..
I'm gonna try my hardest to update this page more
my next move here is fixing the lyrics up, I'll get
that done soon enough. Anyways, I'll keep in touch
with you guys. Kepp checking back here for updates!!!
Peace, Slave VII

posted on 10/27/99

Hey you fukking whores, sorry I've been slakkin'
with the updates, I've been real busy with shit.
But we've got a treat for ya this time, we got
a short sample of 'The Camel Song' for ya. It's
about 1:30 minutes. For you people who don't know
yet 'The Camel Song' is an outtake from F.T.L and is
now appearing on the new 'End of Days' soundtrakk with
other kikk ass bands like Limp Bizkit, Zombie and PM5K etc...
Anyways, here it is.

Filename:	Size:	From:
Korn-CamelSong.mp3	984KB	End of Days

posted on 09/02/99

This is a simple bit of news, there's a new Korn
site online. It's kalled "KORN:Goddamn Disgrace".
It's a very original Korn page, you'll probably
hear more about it as the days roll by so I won't
say much, but chekk it out and bookmark the page
Kause when it finally opens it's gonna be something
you'll wanna see, here it is... KORN:Goddamn Disgrace

posted on 08/27/99

Remember back when you first read the Korn FAQ?? Remember it saying something baout Jon and Manson beating some chikk up, and like, she was asking for it. Manson rekorded the whole thing and tried to put it on "Smells Like Children" but it was too much for the public and it was banned. Well, we at [thekornfield] got our hands on a kopy of it and transferred it to Mp3 for you to listen to! YAY! It's perfekt quality, no flaws or nothin'. I betcha kan't wait..... well, here it is bee-atch... the lost track

posted on 07/02/99

*********************NOW OPEN*********************
If you have your own Korn webpage, and would like some more hits, then this is for you. We at TKF are setting up a place where you can enter your page each month or so, 10 pages are randomly picked and listed on out Newsletter which is e-mailed to over 500 korn fans worldwide. Our newsletter is distributed about every month or so, depending how much korn related news there is. There will be a page opened very soon with more information on how you can submit your page and all that crap. Keep checking bakk. ********************NOW OPEN*********************

posted on 07/28/99

Finally, the komplete history of [thekornfield] Where it kame from,
who started it, what it's pupose is, how long it's been around, what
it startedout as... everything. And plus a FAQ where you kan send
in your questions about T.K.F and they will be answered and kept
on out official T.K.F - F.A.Q. along with your name and e-mail address.

*NOTE* - not every question will be posted,
only the ones worth putting up.

posted on 04/07/99

Get your 'Faget' T-Shirt here at Spaceboy's Korn page. Origanally only given to members of KORN E-mailing list. Now you kan get your own. To view the front of the Shirt klikk here, to view the bakk, klikk here. The shirt is always deleivered on time, unfortunatly cash or cheque orders must be mailed C.O.D, so if your worried about getting ripped off, don't be because I'll tell you first hand that I never got ripped off. It's well worth the money and one kikk ass t-shirt. For more information about this shirt kontakt Spaceboy at spaceboy@fx2.com