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You are obsessed with 'Titanic' if...
- Teachers who have a question about the movie scout you out b/c they know
you have seen the movie 6 times!!(Amanda)
- You're walking to school on a cold morning and say to your
friends.."Could you imagine what it would be like to be in the ocean right now?"(Amanda)
- People keep saying,"Do you know that you have sat in the movie theatre for 19 hrs. and 24 minutes?"(Amanda )
- You're at a drinking party and say,"Here's one to making it
count!"(Amanda)
- You actually talk to someone in the chat rooms b/c he is using the nickname "Jack", and you really start to believe it's him!!(Amanda)
- You beg for your prom song to be "My Heart Will Go On", and insist that your backround be a split boat!!(Amanda)
- You had a big party the night of the Golden Globes for all your friends, and are planning the same for Oscar night!(Amanda)
- You plan to go see Titanic on Broadway, and maybe even skip out to one of those clubs where Leo hangs out in Manhattan!(Amanda)
- You relate every factual item you find out about the movie, and tell it
with such a passion that people actually insist that you calm down for
awhile.(Amanda)
- You constantly are saying.."Well...what if...Jack got on the
driftwood...they hit the iceberg straight on,than would they have
sunk?..maybe they would have just stuck there for awhile until help came...what if they weren't going so fast..what if this or what if that....."(Amanda)
- Your boyfriend has such a passionate hate for Leo DiCaprio that you are starting to get offended by what he says.(Amanda)
- You vow to someday become a movie director, writer, producer, and make a movie about the Titanic that doesn't sink...and have Leo and Kate play the parts again!(Amanda)
- Every time someone says something that has barely anything to
do with Titanic it reminds you of the movie. (Kaley)
- You think about the movie for hours after you see it.(Kaley)
- You paint your toenails red, and pretend you're walking to the end of the
ship to throw your necklace over the side (kelly)
- You carry the soundtrack everywhere you go (even to school) (Matt)
- You listen to the soundtrack more than 3 hours a day (Matt)
- You pray for Jack and Rose before you go to bed. (Matt)
- You have emailed Gaelic Storm and am trying to get them to go on tour.(dvo77)
- You wake up in the morning and all you can think about is titanic (Jessica and Katie)
- You wake up and get in microsoft word and type all the words to my
heart will go on (Jessica and Katie)
- You've memorized all the words to my heart will go on
- You lie in bed at night and every shadow you see reminds you of the
titanic (Jessica and Katie)
- You've marked a place on your globe where the titanic sank (Jessica and Katie)
- You dye your hair red like Rose and dance around your house saying "
I will never let go" (Jessica and Katie)
- You rest against your bedpost and raise your arms imagining Jack's arms around yours (Jessica and Katie)
- Every time you fill your bath you remember the water rushing into the ship (Jessica and Katie)
- You have a phobia of rats (Jessica and Katie)
- You write threatening letters to Jay Leno about his outrage about the titanic (Jessica and Katie)
- You're obsessed with the name Dawson (Jessica and Katie)
- Your boyfriend breaks up with you because he thinks that you love Leonardo DiCaprio more than him. (Meghan)
- You can relate anything to Titanic.(Meghan)
- You get jealous when you hear anyone else talking about Titanic. It
belongs to 'you'.(Meghan)
- You write Seventeen magazine a ten page letter stating reasons they
should feature Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet on the cover.(Meghan)
- You cried while watching the Golden Globes when Leo and Kate didn't
win, AND when Titanic DID win.(Brianne)
- You and you best friend (who is also obsessed) are having a sleepover
to rent all the movies Leo has been in.(Brianne)
- You bought more than one Titanic sountrack.(Brianne)
- You're friends don't last a day without saying "You're obsessed" ...
and you don't last a day without saying a line from Titanic(Brianne)
- Everything anyone else says makes you think of a line from Titanic...
which you then recite for everyone.(Brianne)
- You go on mIRC every day with your name being RoseDawson to talk about
the movie you have seen 11 times.(Brianne)
- You taped the Titanic special that was on last night, and you have now
watched it 3 times... and you've only been awake for 4 hours.(Brianne)
- You keep a picture of Leo on the table and eat all meals with him. (KMF)
- You insist that all dinner conversation be directed to Leo, using
dialogue from the movie. (KMF)
- You decide that if you ever date again you will only date men named
Jack. (KMF)
- You read the obsession list, notice the one about the sign language and
make the school sign language interpreter show you how to interpret "My
Heart Will Go On." (KMF)
- You do a jig at work when you hear that "My Heart will go on" Is number
one on Casey Cason Top 40 (Fantasia)
- You find yourself actually considering buying the Titanic CD rather
than a present for your friend's birthday. (Lisa)
- You compare Rose to Jonathan Livingston Seagull in a paper you have
to do for English.(Lisa)
- Your father doesn't want to talk to you any more because all you ever
talk about is Titanic. (Lisa)
- You ask everyone you know if they have seen Titanic and threaten to
haunt them in their sleep if they don't. (Lisa)
- You keep a folder of Titanic and Leo stuff and bring it to school
every day. (Lisa)
- You consider changing your best friend because she doesn't think Leo
is that cute. (Lisa)
- You can recite all the lines exactly the way they are said and when
reading the Titanic script for the third time, correct all the lines so
they are the same as in the movie. (Lisa)
- You ask people to quiz you about Leo because you are sure you know
everything about him (including his shoe size, which is 11) and intend
to find out if you don't. (Lisa)
- You are planning to paint your room in a dark blue/black color and
have a huge picture of the Titanic painted on the walls, have your
carpenter friend build you a bed frame in the shape of a lifeboat, get
blue carpet to create the illusion of water, and get rid of everything
in your room that has nothing to do with Titanic. (Lisa)
- You have this urge to strangle this girl in your art class because
she went to see the movie Fallen instead of seeing Titanic, which she
has not seen and does not want to see because she has nobody to go with.
(Lisa)
- Every time you hear orchestra music playing in the distance, you
swear it is music from the Titanic. (Lisa)
- You find yourself watching the Disney channel just so you can see
Leonardo in Growing Pains. (Lisa)
- You receive an email message from a complete stranger questioning
your mental stability after reading what you wrote in Leo's Dreambook.
(Lisa)
- You can recite all the words to "Come Josephine in My Flying
Machine." (Lisa)
- You rig your doorbell to play Titanic music every time someone rings
it. (Lisa)
- Every time you are telling a story and someone interrupts you, you
say, "Do you want to hear this or not, Mr. Lovett?" (Lisa)
- Every Monday you check USA Today to see how much money Titanic made
and pray that it beats E.T. for the best selling movie of all time in
North America. (Lisa)
- You curse the computer for taking so long to download Titanic
pictures. (Lisa)
- When someone you don't like doesn't do her homework, you say to your friends, "See how she's trying to hide it. Quite the scandal!" (Lisa)
- You have the Titanic soundtrack, James Cameron's Titanic book, an
array of picture arrangements which you arrange from scanned and internet photos, you also have the entire screenplay, in which you have removed all the unnecessary spaces and have changed all the character's lines into bold text, to make it easier to read and you subconsciously put your Titanic
CD in your player, before bed and leave it running all night. (Malinda)
- You won't take a shower for fear of drowning.(Jaci)
- You dump popcorn over the person sitting next to you in the theatre
when they don't cry. (Jaci)
- Your biggest goal in life is to one day spit in the Atlantic Ocean.(Jaci)
- You break up with your boyfriend because his name isn't Jack.(Jaci)
- You lie about the number of times you've seen it for fear of
alienating people.(Jaci)
- You've seen Titanic at least 5 times and have
memorized every word and facial expression used in the film. (Alice)
- You and your best friend hire a boatman to take you out to sea to look for the heart of the ocen because you want to re-enact the part where Rose throws it away (Ashely and Brandi)
- You and your friend go shopping to find patterns for Rose's dresses (Ashley and Brandi)
- You move to France, find an artist named Jack and tell him to draw you
wearing only a diamond necklace.(Ashley)
- You recorded the "My Heart Will Go On" music video and watch it at least
three times a day.(Jamie)
- Whenever you run down an empty hallway you have to yell, "We need help,
hello?" (Sara)
- You know youre obsessed when your roomate won't let you play the
cd anymore otherwise she'll go crazy..Literally!" (jenny)
- ou try to con your sister into having her baby on the day that
the Titanic went down...April 14th at 11:40 P.m. (Fantasia)
- You write your very first college research paper on the real
Titanic (Liz)
- You print out the titanic script and have it book bound. You bring
it wherever you go thinking that you might bump into James Cameron,
Kate, Leo or anyone from the cast so that you can have it autographed. (Emma)
- You woke up 5:30 in the morning just to see the Oscar nominees, and
got disappointed when Leo was not nominated.(Emma)
- You cried when Titanic was nominated for 14 oscars but at the same
time cursed the Academy for not nominating Leo... you even cried for
days (until now) asking everyone why he was not nominated.(Emma)
- You've seen Titanic at least 5 times and have
memorized every word and facial expression used in the film. (Alice)
- You create a 'titanic' directory just under c:\ because you are fed
up browsing directories to save pictures got from the internet. (Jean)
- You own a 1200*800 video card, capable of displaying three million
colors, but your desktop picture is "The Promise" (black and white).(Jean)
- You consider grading the questions of this list in order to compete
with your friends.(Jean)
- You buy a second copy of the soundtrack just so you can cut out the
pictures from the liner notes and add them to the Titanic collage on
your closet door.(Jenni)
- You buy a second copy of the sountrack because you've almost worn your
first copy out.(Jenni)
- You haunt the bookstore waiting for the March issue of Rolling Stone
magazine with Kate Winslet on the cover.(Jenni)
- Even though you think CD singles are the biggest rip-off on the planet,
you buy the MHWGO CD single and listen to it for hours on "continuous
play."(Jenni)
- You are building a to scale model of Titanic in your back yard.(Cat)
- You have remodeled your house to look like the rooms in Titanic.(Cat)
- You have started a "tribute to Titanic" wall in your bedroom,
including pics, newspaper articles and info on the stars.(Cat)
- Your ideal vacation is to go to the in the dead of winter and sit in
the ocean for a couple of hours, hanging onto a piece of driftwood.(Cat)
- You are planning your weekends around the showings of Titanic. (Cat)
- "My Heart will go on" is constantly stuck in your head and you
don't seem to mind (Cat)
- Every time you go outside and it is very cold,
you can only think about and imagine what it must have been like for Jack and Rose
(plus all the other people)to be in the ocean that night. (Jennifer)
- You put some Titanic music on your phone answering machine message... and you recognize your Titanic-friends because they cry while
telling their message. (Jean)
- Your Friends are ready to puke from hearing so many lines from Titanic.(Nicole)
- You are featured in the newspaper for your uncountable times seeing the movie (jen)
- 60 times just isn't enough!! (jen)
- You create a role-playing via e-mail list about it.(Renata)
- You cry 2 hours before the Titanic sinks because you know Jack is going
to die. (George)
- You stay in the movie theaters bathrooms after Titanc finishes playing
so you can sneak in and see it again.(Julia Russell)
- You take down pictures of your friends on your locker so you can put up
Titanic posters and pictures. (Julia Russell)
- Your whole profile is about titanic (Marissa)
- You have a minute for minute scedule of titanic (Marissa)
- You treasure the book with your life (Marissa)
- You won't let anyone touch the book, afraid of something happening to it (Marissa)
- You find yourself adding quotes with the movie into your vocabulary (Marissa)
- Every time they play "My Heart Will Go On" on the radio you
rush to record it. (Jennifer)
- You carry the Titanic script with you
everywhere you go in order to memorize all the lines even
those that didn't make it into the movie, so that you can
reenact the whole thing while you wait for it to come out
on video.(Jennifer)
- Whenever your mom yells at you, you say "Oh, stop it, Mother.
- You buy a portable CD player just so you can bring the Titanic CD
with you wherever you go. (Megan)
- Your babysitting clients know yous love the movie so much that they
play the CD after they pick you up and when they drop you off!!
(happened
to me tonight!!) (Angel Rose)
- You sit in Chemistry class and when Titanium is mentioned you perk
up
and think of the movie for the hudereth time that day. (Angel Rose)
- Your school binder has the entire front, back, and many pictures
inside devoted to the movie and Leo. (Angel Rose)
- You have so many pictures that you have to rotate them in your
binder
to see a different picture every day. (So far I have not repeated a
picture). (Angel Rose)
- When you can't bring your binder of pictures somewhere, you bring an
envelope containing pictures of your favourite scenes from the movie.
(Angel Rose)
- You refuse to speak with someone about the movie if they thought any
part was stupid. (Anel Rose)
- You attack your friend when she says that teh reason she is seeing
"Titanic" is to see Leo die. (Angel Rose)
- You end your e-mails with a quote from the movie, using a different
quote for every e-mail. (Angel Rose)
- You have at least five VCR tapes and three audio tapes with nothing
on them except for something pertaining to "Titanic." (Angel Rose)
- You can't even LOOK at a head of (ICEBERG) lettuce anymore without
bursting into tears. (Megan)
- You've made about 10 new cyberfriends, because they responded to
something you wrote on a Titanic message board or chat.(Megan)
- You commissioned your best friend into making an exact replica of
the dress Rose wore on the night of the sinking. (Megan)
- Your mom yells at you because you downloaded to many pictures and she doesn't even have enough memory to
play gin rummy! (Weassall)
- You play solitaire to know if you will go see Titanic for the 3rd time
tonight. You lose. Then you play again to know if you will go this
weekend. You lose again, but go see the movie anyway because you *wanted* to. (Jean)
- Instead of going right home after a night class at 11:00 PM on a
Monday night, you go to the all-night 7-11 to get the new issue of WIRED
just to read the Cameron article. (JSC)
- When planning to see the movie for the 4th time, you wonder where to
tell your husband (or wife) you're going because if he/she knows you're
going AGAIN he/she'll think you've gone completely bonkers. (JSC)
You personally try to bring corsets back in fashion.(Karen)
- You buy a new printer so you will be able to get better resolution on
your Titanic webpage pictures.(Karen)
- You train your cats to run around shrieking during Track 7 when the
ship hits the iceburg.(Karen)
- You take ballet classes just to learn how to impress men at parties by
going en pointe.(Karen)
- You run up to strange men and ask them to teach you how to spit.
- On the rare occasion you talk about anything other than Titanic, all
your friends and family look at you oddly and ask, "What happened to
Titanic?"(Karen)
- You're a columnist for a webpage devoted to the TV show, "Lois &
Clark" yet your last 3 columns have been about "Titanic".(Karen)
- You annoy everyone in the "Lois & Clark" chatroom by quoting the
movie.(Karen)
- Everytime anything even remotely related to the movie comes on the TV
or radio, you jump and listen while everyone else looks at you and laughs.
(Karen)
- As a pastor of a church, you insist on singing "Nearer My God to Thee" as the sermon hymn every Sunday and then you are too moved to preach and can only cry. (Pastor Steve)
- You have played the CD/tape and sung "MHWGO" so many times that your 3 year old daughter knows all the words and can sing along with you (even though you will not allow her to see the movie)! (Krista)
- You bought a teenager book on Leonardo Dicaprio just to learn about him! (Jillian)
- Your husband is getting very annoyed at you for blushing like a school girl everytime Leo is on TV, or mentioned anywhere! (Jillian)
- You got your mother-in law to tape the Fox TV special for you when it was on because you were out for the night!(Jillian)
- You drove 200 miles/hour through traffic on the 400 South to get home when you knew that Celine Dion's theme song was going to be on the Much Music Countdown so you could tape it!(Jillian)
- You are counting the days until The Man In The Iron Mask comes to theatres!(Jillian)
- You bought the CD and the tape of the soundtrack( because you can't tape from your CD's,) so you could listen to it at home, work, and in the car!(Jillian)
- Your friends make fun so much fun of you for loving the movie so much, that they sent a picture of the movie from the internet to your house, signed by a fake Leonardo Dicaprio just to tease you! (Jillian)
- You figure out that if Rose had stayed on the lifeboat, Jack would have had plenty of room on the wooden door, and
both would have survived. (Kenny Smith)
- You have the Titanic wallpaper on your computer and have named every
icon on your desktop after a character in the movie. (Elliott)
- You go and see the movie and are shocked when the ship hits the
iceberg
and sinks and Jack dies--and you've seen it 4 times before already!
(Elliott)
- You have lost the ability to blink after staring at these pages for
days on end. (Elliott)
- You are working on a plan a la Misery to abduct James Cameron and
force him at gunpoint to rewrite the ending to Titanic and publicly renounce
the previous ending so that Jack doesn't really die and he and Rose get
to live to old age happily ever after like they should because, well,
dang it, Jack can't die, he just can't, I tell you!!!!! (Elliott)
- You have lost all sense of reality and believe that somewhere, there
is a beautiful girl waiting for you to save her from jumping off the back
of a ship and you'll fall desperately in love with each other. (Elliott)
- Strangely, you have an intense, irrational fear of the bathtub. (Elliott)
- You make a tape of diologue from sound waves on the internet and
ones that were mixed into "My Heart Will Go On". The diologue is in
chronological order to hear the movie when you are on the school bus.(Mike)
- You are annoyed that Leonardo DiCaprio was NOT nominated
for an oscar for best actor - when he should, just for being in TITANIC.(Mike)
- You cried while watching the movie "Marvin's Room" when Hank (Leo)
drove Aunt Bessie's car into the ocean and you thought that the car would sink and Hank
would have to put Auntie Bessie on a piece of floating wook and he would make her
promise she wouldn't give up. etc etc... (Sarah B)
- You were watching "Growing Pains" on 021798 and cried when Luke (Leo)
got sprayed in the face with water.(Sarah B)
- Your friends are starting to get a little bit worried about you. And
they tell you so every chance they get.(Sarah B)
- The guy at the video store asks you "Oh, you must have a small
'Titanic' obession, huh?" when you are buying a bunch of magazines with Kate Winslet on
them.(Sarah B)
- Everytime you email one of your friends, the first thing you say to
them is "So, have you seen 'Titanic' yet?"(Sarah B)
- You're 22, engaged and don't how you can feel this way about Leonardo
DiCaprio.(Sarah B)
- You cried just reading the movie quotes on the other page.(Sarah B)
- You've bought the Titanic CD Rom game (which has nothing to do
with the movie) and gone everywhere on the ship Jack and Rose went, explored
the corridors to find other ways out, and gone to their cabin only to feel
disappointed when they're not there! Yes, the prow of the ship was the
first place I went!(Lianne)
- Your husband and children beg you to get off the Titanic
websites and feed them, and you (without taking your eyes off the screen) tell
them to go to McDonalds.(Lianne)
- You hear the music from the movie in your sleep.(Lianne)
- You start thinking James Cameron should be canonised.(Lianne)
- You dream of going back in time to be on the Titanic for real!(Lianne)
- You know you need the Titanic Anonymous 12 step programme.(Lianne)
- You start looking at the Titanic websites for half and hour after the children have left for school only to be disturbed when they return in the afternoon!(Lianne)
- You've printed the entire list of obsessions (20 pages!) to see how many obsessions you have! (Lianne)
- You think your Dad is very cool because he's a musician, plays with an
Irish band sometimes, and has played one of the songs in the steerage
party.(Mina)
- You can have a whole conversation based around the idea that if Jack
and Rose had climbed on to the board at the same time and distributed their
weight evenly they both could have fit.(Mina)
- Even though you have previously despised Celine Dion, you love "My
Heart Will Go On."(Mina)
- As soon as you see the movie you reserve every Titanic book the library
has including the "First Steps to Reading" one.(Mina)
- You wait eagerly for the paper the day they show how much movies have
made that week and immeaditely flip to see how the Titanic is doing, then
announce it to your whole family.(Mina)
- Every day you bring up how you hope the Titanic will become the most
successful movie of all time and the soundtrack will become the
bestselling album of all time and the movie tie in book the best selling book of all
time.(Mina)
- You get really excited when they use Titanic music as background music
in the Olympics.(Mina)
- Every day you say, "I wish I had some money so I could buy the Titanic
soundtrack."(Mina)
- Every strange sound reminds you of a ship creaking.(Mina)
- For once you say, "No, Mom, leave Oprah ON!"(Mina)
- Although you previously loved Romeo and Juliet, now you yell, "No,
Jack, what about Rose!?" at Leonardo DiCaprio while watching it.(Mina)
- You get books on channeling with the hope that you can learn to channel
the spirits of people who were on the Titanic.(Mina)
- You discuss who was to blame for the sinking of the Titanic with
everyone you know.(Mina)
- You cry in the frozen foods section of the grocery store when you hear
"My Heart Will go On" being played over the loudspeakers. (Pam)
- The word "TITANIC" is forbidden in your home.(Heather)
- Every night you pray they won't take titanic off hte big screen.(Heather)
- Friends are giving you cards of good shrinks.(Heather)
- You wait for MTV's top ten so you can record the MHWGO video.(Heather)
- Your 15 yearold sister thinks your nuts.(Heather)
- You have a collection of ticket stubs from the movie, and you hang EVERY
SINGLE ONE OF THEM in your locker.(Xena)
- You start boycotting Seinfield because it took attention away from
Titanic.(Wade)
- Your husband tells you, you have an obession with Leonardo Dicaprio when
you are watching growing pains and looking at how cute Leo was when he
was 15 and then realize... "yeah i do.." hmmm oh well.... (Fantasia)
- You are trying to go for a world record at how long you can reside
in a movie theater watching the same movie....(Titanic) (Fantasia)
- You spent over 20 hours watching Titanic (Fantasia)
- You run out to the nearest local music store to buy a recorder so
you can teach yourself the opening flute-like line to "My Heart Will Go On" (Dominique)
- You e-mail Cardmaster postcards with a choice of different Titanic
pictures and sayings to your friends.(Nix)
- You're on the internet 24/7 just to find different addresses.(nix)
You get mad if you don't have a colour printer to print all the great
pix of Titanic. (nix)
- You download all the sound clips you can find, and play them over and
over, especially the ones that make you cry(Nancy)
- You watch TV all the time, remote in hand, so you can try and tape the
TITANIC trailer when it appears and gloriously do a dance when you've succeeded.(Nancy)
- You have a model of the Titanic stuck to the bottom
of a pool, so that in the middle of the night you can
dive in with a flashlight and play "submarine" (Aaron)
- You and a friend play a game at the beach where both
of you try to get onto a raft without overturning it.
Get dunked in the water three times and you're doomed. (Aaron)
- You carry around a sketch-pad all the time, hoping to
catch the interest of a Titanic-obsessed young woman.
(Unfortunately, most of the drawings in the binder are
from last semester's Vertebrate Anatomy class.)(Aaron)
- You play word cross with your kids letter magnets on the fridge..and you use all words to do with Titanic (Fantasia)
- You printed out this entire list just because it has something to do
with Titanic. (Liz)
- Your boyfriend refuses to see the movie with you so you spit in his
face and dump him on the spot.(Liz)
- Your boyfriend breaks up with you because he thinks your cheating on
him with some guy named Jack.(Liz)
- You write a letter to the White Star Line asking why they had to be
so foolish and its their fault Jack and Rose died.(Liz)
- Your line to ask someone out is,"so..have u seen Titanic yet?"(Liz)
- You have at least 20 magazine articles about the movie.(Liz)
- You buy 2 copies of the same magazine just to have both pics. (the
ones on the front and back)(Liz)
- You write a letter to James Cameron asking if he's going to
re-release Titanic with the changes as in the script.(Liz)
- You stay on the internet until 3am looking for Titanic website you
HAVEN'T visited yet(Liz)
- You write hate mail to the people who run the Oscars asking why they
didn't nominate Leo.(Liz)
- You sit in math class writing "signs your obsessed with titanic. (i
did)(Liz)
- You refuse to be friends with anyone that hasn't seen Titanic yet.(Liz)
- You suffered from insomnia a week before the movie came out because
you were so excited.(Liz)
- You whisper quotes from the movie in your sleep.(Liz)
- Each time yo go see the Movie, you know when heart-touching scenes are
coming and you begin crying one or two minutes too soon (Jean)
- You take a computer course just so you can learn how to organize and
use all of the Titanic pics, dowmloads, etc. off the internet. (Anna)
- You ask your husband/boyfriend to draw a sketch of you just like the
one Jack drew of Rose. (AMK007)
- You drive over 200 miles just to see the movie in the "right" type of theater, where the sound systems give you the strange feeling that the theater is about to sink.(Peter and Harlee)
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