Frank Ochieng's Top Ten Worst Films of 2001

See what Frank thinks should have remained on the cutting room floor!

Below are my top ten stinkeroos that gave movie audiences an undesirable time at the theater. Let's relive the agony one more time, shall we?

Frank's top ten worst films of 2001 were (in alphabetical order):

Below are the movies that film critic Frank Ochieng thought were the worst that 2001 had to offer. Let's see his 10 worst selections below: ******************************************************************************************************************

1.) Evolution: "...labored and inadequately protrusive...(an) uneventful and boisterous summer movie that is as significant as an after-dinner belch...flat and baseless hybrid of both Ghostbusters and Men In Black ...an antiquated notion on nonsense..."

2.) Freddy Got Fingered: "...someone needs to give Freddy the finger alright--let's start with the middle one and go from there...an achingly nauseating, witless, self-indulgent comedy...a collossally dumb and incoherent gagfest that desperately tries to call attention to itself... an off-balanced, defectively rancid exercise..."

3.) Glitter: "...if poor Mariah Carey suffered a well-publicized breakdown prior to the release of this disposable display, imagine what she'll feel like to learn that she may have appeared in one of the worst ill-advised pointless flicks of the year...all that "glitters" in this lyrical stinker definitely is not gold!...(a) musical monstrosity vanity piece..."

4.) The Mexican: "...Gore Verbinski's vastly uneven Tarantino-esque crime caper is a long-winded, flimsy adventure yarn that wastes the star power of its so-called grade-A cast..."

5.) Original Sin: "...(a) turgid, lavishly lame and misguided sexual noir...a torrid tease..."

6.) Pearl Harbor: "...clunky and mammothly plodding..."

7.) Rat Race: "...the film is more gimmick than comedic gumption...staggers to the finish line with exhaustive jokes and one-note caricatures that are exceedingly annoying...spotty and needlessly baseless..."

8.) Swordfish: "...absurdist ultra techno-thriller...flavorless, sprawling mess posing as a complicated, hip uber-actioner...indigestable, chaotic, and callow..."

9.)Tomcats: "...shamelessly myopic and shoddy...pointless...a desperately numbing product..."

10.) What's the Worst That Could Happen?: "...scatterbrained, charmless comedy caper...a forgettable case of crime and punishment..."

Let's recap by listing Frank Ochieng's 10 worst films from 2001:

1.) Evolution

2.) Freddy Got Fingered

3.) Glitter

4.) The Mexican

5.) Original Sin

6.) Pearl Harbor

7.) Rat Race

8.) Swordfish

9.) Tomcats

10.) What's the Worst That Could Happen