Given this gem of photographic evidence,
Who needs a reason?!
 
 

    Allright, for those of you that did NOT choke on your own stomach at the image above, (granted, you precious few) we will try to spell out our dislikes in words. (Note: our censors committed suicide last week. Caution.)
&nsbp
 
 
    Stroodie here... Ok, first off I cannot like a group of which i strongly dislike (with a PASSION!) 4 out of the 5 members. Just doesn't work for me. Hmm, let me clarify. Kevin. His dark and brooding self. Seems he can't open his mouth wide enough to form complete vowel sounds in normal conversation. ("yuhhhhhh*wheeze* wieuhhhhh bennnnn*wheeze* deuin uuuuuuh luuuuuuuuuutuh stuuuf..") Same goes for A.J. Though he loads up on the wheezin'. And what the HECK is with the nasty tatoos!? Yep, A.J. the dragon-lord.
    Ok, on to Howie. One time near "Sweet D's" birthday (*HACK*HACK*UGGGH*) I saw someone use the phrase "Happy Birthday, Howie. We hope you age faster." That sums up my opinion. Howie disappointed me. He was my favorite (i'm ashamed to say) until he decided to go with the drippy ponytail. Aieee. Finally, i saved the best for last: dear little Nick. Tubby-bucket-o-lard Nick. Nick-whose-favorite-thing -to-do-is-swallow-face. (Nintendo my butt.) I'm not one to believe encounter stories, but when there's 86 million, 225 thousand and two hundred "claims".............I'll let you form your own opinion. I sure found it humorous.
    That's right, you guessed it: the ONE and ONLY member I don't strongly dislike is Brian. Of course, that doesn't mean i LIKE him either. Sure, the poor kid's heart has a hole in it. Awwwwww. I bet he hates my kind of people. Then again, I'm sure he WANTS to be percieved as a weakling. Maybe it gets him chicks. Who knows. But--DANG--I mean, SKIN me ALIVE and CALL me LUGGAGE does he have two BIG nostrils. You could shove Russian missles up there. I think I'll lovingly (?) refer to him as SnotLauncher.
 
 
 
   Justinette here--- Ok.... this could get ugly, so if you aren't already disgusted by what stroodie said, you will be by the time I'm finished... hehehe. ok. lets start with the least nasty (in my opinion) Kevin. Ok. The guy ain't that bad lookin, and he has that sexy voice. But what is with his little everyone is stupid mentallity?! I mean he treats everyone (especially foreigners) like morons. H-E-L-L-O! W-E A-R-E T-H-E B-A-C-K-S-T-R-E-E-T B-O- Y-S. W-E C-O-M-E F-R-O-M A-M-E-R-I-C-A. I mean come on Kevin... they are not stupid. They just speak another language.
    Then the next nasty... Brian. Ok... I know the guy has a hole in his heart, but the dude has got incest or something. Have you ever noticed that his eyes are like on the side of his head? And those nostrils cannot be accquired any other way. I mean... he could deprive the world of sufficient oxygen with those things! Man... I'd love to be the creator of Kleenex when he has a cold. He could go through a whole box with one blow!
   The next three tie for nastiness. I will start with the nastiness known as AJ. Just looking at that boy makes me cringe. The boy has issues... I mean come on! All those nappy tattoos? Ewwy! And what is up with that nasty hair of his? Im thinking he's gay, because he's always dying it rainbow colors... and I bet his new best friend is Dorothy. And AJ, lose the glasses... I know they are supposed to be your "trademark", but they just make you look retarded... although he would probably look retarded without them seeing as he has about 3 eyelashes in each lid. The next nasty is Howie. :: shudder :: His nastiness just radiates off him. He has that ewwy nasty hair and that grody body that just makes me wanna poke him in the stomach so he says "woohoo" like the pilsbury doughboy. Although if I did that, I might never see my finger again... We won't even go there about his little *wink* drool habit. His hair is so gross, too. It used to look good, but I swear I saw it drip with grease during the "All I have to give" video. He looks like a pug dog.
 &nsbp&nsbp Ok... now for my personal fave to bash, cuz he's just so darn nasty... Nick Carter! Yes... the most popular and probably the most unworthy. That boy is fat, greasy, and untalented, and that's that. He used to look good... in fact, when I liked the BSB, he was my fave. But as time wore on, he just got fatter and fatter, and greasier and greasier... :: shudder :: The thing that bugs me the most about him is his hair. It is really long, and he just slicks it back. It only makes his face look rounder. He can't even wash the stuff, cuz the water just rolls right off. And yes... I really think he is untalented. He sings really bad through his nose, and that makes my ears hurt just thinking about it.
   Well! These are the reasons why I hate the BSB. Another big group dislike is the fact that they are all total full-blown jerks (except Kevin). Nick being the biggest. :: shudder:: That was just from thinking about them... ew.
 
 
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