CHRIS: A'iight. I've heard everything from "He's gay, just like the rest of 'em" to "I saw him kissing his girlfriend in an elevator." Sisterfriend, how the BLEEP were you anywhere NEAR and elevator President Kirkpatrick was riding? Huh? Tell me that one! Notify Unsolved Mysteries. I think we shall never know.
JUSTIN: Britney Spears. Keri Russell. (Read: The entire female cast of MMC.) Veronica Finn. Madonna. Tara Lipinski. Janet Jackson. Lance Bass. (WHOOPS! How'd HE get in there!?) Sorry, Justin-Junkies. Rumors abound. We can't help it. Truth is, sweet faux-bachelor Timberlake that is Justin could be dating a hedgehog and we wouldn't know it.
JC: Who has time for a member of the opposite sex? Let alone the same one??
JOEY: A-L in the Orlando phone book. He's still working on M. Seems his affair with Ronald McDonald didn't work out.
LANCE: A Bit-o-News for Lance Lusters: We haven't heard anything about any girlfriends. That could mean one of two things. No further comments.
-----Stroodie