Ok, this is for all you rabid fans tha t do idiotic things like throw bras at Nick Carter. You're 'NFatuated. So read about your fellow idiots.
 
THE EGYPTIAN GIRL
Allright, you'll read about the Egyptian Girl on the Disney Concert page too. She's a cultural icon. I can see it now. Fuzzy 'Egyptian Girl' posters. Nah. She's good though. She's real good. In fact, she's one of two reasons we started this page. Anyhoo.. watch "I Want You Back." See the girl in the front row. See her be Tarzan. See her be Egyptian. ("Tell me.. *hookahooka* what can I.. *hookahooka* do...") We got a 45 minute laugh out of her.
 
THE DUTCH GIRL
Not against any of you rabid Dutch fans out there, I have no clue where that name came from. I think it was one of Justinette's idioticies. Actually, I think it was mine. Whoops. Anyhoo... Dutch Girl is the second reason we started this page. Since we got a 45-minute laugh out of Egyptian Girl, Dutch Girl made us pee in our pants for three hours straight. She's absolutely hilarious. Again, watch "I Want You Back," see the girl in the bottom lefthand corner of the crowd shots. She's in this frunky flowered dress. (This prompted Euhgkrin to comment, "Who wears a bleepin' frunky DRESS to a concert?!?" Simple answer: one of the 'NFatuated.) Back on the gravy boat, we're sure Calvin Klein is gonna hire Dutch Girl for his runways. (Justinette: "Snerk.") She's got this pose... I don't even know how to describe it. She points. Seductively. ("...when I want... YOU..*DoinkCOMETOME!!!*...back...") Oh well. Just friggin' watch it. If you don't laugh, we'll know it was the Advil.
 
MAD MOSHIN' MOM
Another cultural icon for ya: I can see it now. Blockbuster Videos: Chansaw Daughters, Neck-Slayin' Uncles from Doom, and.. Mad Moshin' Mom. Justinette gets credit for this doozie, I didn't even notice M.M.M. 'till we'd rewound the blipping tape for three zillion replays. All I can tell you is she's in the middle of one of the crowd shots somewhere in the midst of "Tearin' Up My Heart." Just the sight of her... 40 years and countin'... moshin' and holdin' onto that dadgum suitcase of a pocketbook for dear life... PWWWWWWWWWAHHHHHHHHAHAHHAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! She's worth rewinding for.
 
JUSTINA
Allright, C'mon, all you rabid fans loathe that idiot Justina from Fanatic.Admit it. We sure as heck do. But it's rather for her disgusting habits than anything else. I took special pleasure in dubbing a tape of her repeating "h-EY!" over and over like a broken record. Every time I REALLY hate her, I play that tape to remind myself what a bleeping idiot she is. Like crap her name is Justina. (Can we say "coincidence!?") "Oh my favorite is Justin..." (what a SURPRISE!!) "My name? Uh... What is it today? Justina? oh YEAH! Well.. h-EY! what a coincidence! I woke up this morning, and h-EY! Isn't that keen! Oops! I forgot to pack a bra! Well h-EY! Isn't that a coincidence!"  
Well folks, that's all for now... Once we view 'Holidays in Concert' about fifty more times there'll be plenty more..
 
 
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