JUSTIN "Homeboz" TIMBERLAKE, candidate for President
Party: "Wheres! Whos gots da pa'tee an' Justin in't invited!!"
Proposals: "I be for da Pee-pa, see, yo, see, an' I be trippin' to da White House, is gonna be mah CRIB, see, an' see, I be all dat an' a ball-a-FLUFF, see.. yo... Ahm gettin jiggy, yo... Hey yo!! Dont be no makin fun of mah hair! See, see, y'all be trippin' on mah 'fro, now, now, that ain't fair, yo... I gots a Benz, yawll cant make no fun ahv ME, see, yo... (speech truncated)
 
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