| About the Holodeck and it's Crew |
| Welcome to the USS Boobyprise NCC-69's Holodeck. This channel is owned and managed by Captain_K short for Captain_Kinky and he is every bit that his nick describes, in this channel on the oz.org network of the mIRC program we have lots and lots of fun and laughs. This channel is a Star Trek parody channel and it is exactly that. We have crew members as in any Star Ship, i.e Ensign, Captain's , Engineering, Communications and even a 10-Forward. We also have lots of fun climbing in and out of the Jefferies Tube ( Lemmy is famous for this ) when the Captain tries to ride us around the Bridge or the Conn Panel. For more information on how much fun we have you'll have to download mIRC from http://girc.n3.net and see for yourself. You can find server information and how to join the servers on the oz.org network from www.oz.org. We also have a replicator like any Star Ship and can set warp speeds, We can replicate anything from Romulan Ale to all kinds of sex toys, but too see the commands for this and how it works you'll have to join our channel and see for yourself. If I was to tell you everything here then there would be no point in you joining our crew would there. You can email us Holodeckau@yahoo.com.au Hope to see you on board real soon. JaneWay OUT ! Now to introduce you to some of our crew members . |
 |
| This sexy chick is our one and only sex Goddess Nick: SexySassa Other nicks: Sassalyn Age: Old enough not to be innocent Hobbies: sex, teasing, sex, flirting, sex, oh did I mention sex? Favourite colour: blueeeeeeeeeeeee Favourite food: Body Paint and white stuff Owns: sex toy (SailrKewl), a few see through undies which are used as headbands, lots of stuff, you know. Likes: to replicate! sex in channel, in reality she is really a shy person who channels all her energy into sex......EVERYONE ELSES! Favourite Passtime: She is an innocent in real life who strives to rescue sad males and put smiles on their faces Email: Holodeckau@yahoo.com.au |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
| Captain_k Warning: The lord supremo of the channel Watch out: if he has the nicks of CapKINKY, Caphorny, CappySEx Likes: Janeway, Kinkyness, SEX, his captain's chair Dislikes: bellybutton lint in his soup,bugs in his script and unkinky >sexless people. Watch out if : the word sex is mentioned or if Janeway is the channel Email: holodeck@dingoblue.net.au |
| Janeway Means: the starfleet first female captain or the hot hootchie mama of the sky! Likes: Captain_K, random sillyness, any sillyness, kinkyness and Captain_K Dislikes: weird neighbours, meanies,and idiots Watch out if: Capt_K is in the channel...romance steams the windows of the holodeck Email: holodeckau@yahoo.com.au |
 |
| Athrak Athrak Means: The joining together of the first letter of the alphabet with the 20th letter of the alphabet, supa gluing the 8th letter of the alphabet on the side, plastering the 18th letter of the alphabet, slipping in slowy the 1st letter of the alphabet and finally squashing the letter K to finish off. Likes: nice absorbing mind boggling chats which have no sense at all (don't we all), Dislikes: writing his own profile and standing in 2 year old toilet water Loves: Late night mindless chats |