ASSORTED HUMOR

If you want to read the funniest DBZ humor skits ever written, then check out the original stories that I, along with vez_maniac of the DBEF Domain wrote.

Click here to read "SHOWDOWN ON THE 13TH GREEN"

Click here to read "THE WORLD IS NOT ALRIGHT"

Click here to read "THE GENDER OF ROYALTY" (NEW!! 1/18/02 NEW!!)

I was surfing the net looking for DBZ one day when I came across a site that had a humor section called 'You Know You Watch Too Much DBZ When . . .', and it had a few jokes after it. I decided to put up a few on my site just for the hell of it. Here they are--
(Note--the brother site will probably have this list as well, we made it up together)

YOU KNOW YOU WATCH TOO MUCH DBZ WHEN:

1. You collect 7 round rocks in hopes of summoning the eternal dragon

2. You throw CDs around the house screaming, "Destructo Disc!!"

3. You throw a beach ball at your little sister pretending it was a Genki Dama

4. You tape a jump rope to your ass and stand in front of the full moon to turn into an Oozaru

5. You put tinfoil on your head and white paint on your face and act like Android 19

6. You name your kids Gohan and Accident

7. You break your arm trying to meditate over a waterfall like Piccolo

8. You do the hairspray and matches trick saying that you're shooting a ki beam

9.  When you talk in your sleep you scream, "KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

10.  To honor Bulma's family, you often run around in a bra, swimming trunks, and mens briefs

11. You sacrifice people to your DBZ action figures

12. You beat yourself up to get stronger

13. You put magnets in your shoes, walk around on metal plates and say you're training in high gravity

14. You try to turn assorted objects into candy like Buu

15. You are able to recite every line from every episode in the DB series (including powerup grunting)

16. You are firmly convinced that when the DB characters grunt when powering up, not grunting to relieve constipation

17. You don't understand why when you throw capsules at the ground cars don't pop up

18. To create the aura that DB characters get, you set yourself on fire

19. You wonder why no one in the street looks like a cat, a rat, or a dog

20. You wonder why animals can't talk or fight

21. You are convinced that you are a Saiyan child that crash-landed on Earth when you were a baby

22. When your mom catches you looking at porno magazines you say, "Hey, Master Roshi does! Why can't I?"

23. You put red ribbons on things and then attempt to destroy them

24. When your internet bookmarks contain 7,822 Dragonball--related websites

25. You go around quoting Goku and Vegeta everywhere and can't understand why no one knows what the hell you're talking about

26. You nickname your little brother Kakarot and, pretending to be Radditz, kidnap his teddy bear and hold it hostage

27. You send at least 10 hate mail letters to FUNimation daily for their stupid editing and pathetic name-changes (ex. Hercule--Mr. Satan)

28. Your wallpaper on your room states that, "FUNIMATION IS FULL OF SHIT"

29. When confronted by bullies you attempt to power up, and then scare them off, making them think that you have a bad case of constipation

30. You form a cult that hacks and utterly destroys anti-DBZ websites