Real Name: Yoshito Sanders

Height: 6’2” (1.8 meters)

Weight: 192 lbs. (87.2 kg)

Birth date: 9/20/1978

Hometown: Tokyo, Japan

Nicknames: The Gentle Sinner, the Best Ever, the Darkest of the Dark, the Damn Small-Penised Oriental

Wrassling Style: Japanese shoot style. Primarily high-flying mixed with good submission mechanics.

Finisher: Wholly Harmonic - Full-nelson Bulldog

Signature Moves: Vorpal Edge - Reverse Russian Leg Sweep

Dragon Crab - Elevated Half Crab

Unprettier - Triple dropkick

Hirohito’s Revenge - Handspring into ropes into legdrop

Favored Moves: DDT, Moonsault, Legdrop, Handspring Back Elbow, Asai Moonsault, Boston Crab, Figure Four, Russian Leg Sweep, Shortarm Clothesline, Dragon Suplex, Enziguri, Foreign Object

Fed History: iAPF - April 1999 - January 2000

CWO - February 2000 - June 2000

CCWe - July 2000 - November 2000

CWFe - December 2000 - January 2001

CFL - February 2001

SHOW - February 2001 - March 2001

CWA - April 2001 - June 2001

SHOW - July 2001 - Retired

SHOW - September 2001 - November 2001

NHE - February 2002 - June 2002 (as Tired of Sin)

MIA - July 2002 - November 2002 (as Tired of Sin)

UCE - December 2002 - Current

Holy Evil was born Yoshito Sanders, son of Mike Sanders and Miko Yamaguchi-Sanders, at 5:46 PM on Wednesday, September 20th, 1978. He weighed 6 lbs, 10 oz. and was 17 inches long. His father, Mike Sanders, was an American businessman who had moved to Japan in 1968. His mother, Miko Yamaguchi, was a half-Japanese woman who was the daughter of an American soldier and Japanese geisha. Together, they lived in the large city of Tokyo.

Yoshito (or Yoshi, for short) grew up in a loving household. He attended Nishimachi International School from kindergarten until 9th grade. He was an average student, prone to goofing off instead of learning. Still, it is here that he learned and became fluent in English and Japanese. One of his best friends was a girl named Natsuko Takamura.

When Yoshi was 10, his father died from a freak accident with internationally famous opera singer Luciano Pavarotti. Now without a proper father figure, Yoshi became very rowdy and rambunctious. He started watching Japanese wrassling on the television and became very interested in it, often emulating what he saw with his toys around the house. However, he never seriously thought anything of it.

Yoshi entered into Tokyo Gakugai University High School for his 10th through 12th grade years. Once again, he was a fairly average student. He played on the high school baseball team as a 3rd basemen and on the soccer team as a striker. He was also a city champion for the school’s swim team. But he never took any of his physical activities very seriously.

It was through this, however, that he met Lynn Ashley Johnson, a foreign exchange student from America. She was attending a baseball game with her Japanese “brother”, who played for the other team. Yoshi ended up going 3-4 in the game and drove in the winning run in the 7th inning. After the game, Yoshi spoke with Lynn and the two of them exchanged numbers. A short time after this, the two began dating. However, she was a year older than Yoshi and returned to America after she graduated.

Without much idea of where he was going after high school, he enrolled in Obirin University, majoring in International Studies. However, he failed out after a semester. His mother, enraged, kicked him out of her house. With nothing else to do, Yoshi turned to his physical skills to pull him through. He joined a wrassling school and trained as a wrassler. He was a quick study in this and developed a passion for the sport.

He was being booked in “dark” matches within 6 months of entering the school. He earned a decent living, but was never a marquee name. In 1999, he decided to try his hand at the American “slamming” scene. He called a few friends who had successfully made the transition and they helped him get a job with the independent Allied Powers Wrestling Federation (iAPWF). The new iAPWF commissioner Crazy Ivan, seeking new, impressive talent to bolster the fed, signed Yoshito to a developmental contract.

Now in America, Yoshi looked up the number of his old girlfriend, Lynn, and called her. Lynn was in her last semester of college, working on a degree in communications, and was working at a radio station, but jumped at the chance to reunite herself with he old boyfriend, who she’d never really stopped loving. One look at her convinced Crazy Ivan to sign her to a contract as well.

Yoshito came up with the pseudonym of Holy Evil to slam under and Lynn called herself Undertow, after the Tool album. Holy debuted in April 1999 and soon found himself embroiled in a feud with iAPWF star Gentleman. Gentleman, then part of the Darkside, attacked Holy Evil outside of a gym. Holy began fighting against Gentleman and was asked to join the Hitmen by Sgt. Smash. Smash, along with Icehawg and Empozible, made up the Hitmen, a group Gentleman was once a part of. Holy readily accepted after Gentleman attacked Undertow and cut her hair off.

Holy was a huge fan favorite at the time. Gentleman eventually revealed himself to be working undercover for the Hitmen and joined the stable again. Holy held some resentment at first, but the two put aside their differences and began tagging together. At this point, Holy became embroiled in a long feud against the Dark Monk, whom claimed to be the “darkest” man in the federation. Holy disputed that claim and the two fought for many months. During this time, Holy Evil captured the iAPWF Smashmouth, North American, and Hardcore titles.

When Makeamillion, the millionaire slammer joined the iAPWF with intentions of buying it out, the Hitmen began a long feud to keep control of the fed. Even long-time Hitman foe Crazy Ivan joined in the fight and even joined forces with the Hitmen. However, it was all a scheme on Ivan and Makeamillion’s part. Ivan swerved the Hitmen and took Holy Evil and Gentleman with him. Together with those two, Wapuche, Makeamillion, and young iAPWF up-and-comer Dave, the Federate Hitmen were formed.

Holy kidnapped Tundra, the sister of Icehawg, and held her hostage. Meanwhile, the Dark Monk kidnapped Undertow and held her for his own devices. In a fight between Icehawg and Wapuche in a meat locker, with Tundra as the “prize”, Holy Evil grabbed Tundra and took off with her on his own. He traded her to Dark Monk for the return of Undertow.

This rankled his fellow Federate Hitmen to no degree. However, Holy had plans of his own. Two new slammers, the silent and deadly Fallen One and the ex-assassin Shadow Spawn, conspired with Holy Evil to form a new stable: the Army of Darkness. In a match between the three that was supposed to determine who the “darkest” was, the three ended up banding together. Holy renounced the Federate Hitmen, and the Army and Federate Hitmen engaged in severe feuds for a short time.

The newly formed Army of Darkness was weak at first, but soon grew in numbers, adding the likes of Dave, the Gothic Warriors, and Psychomantis to its ranks. During this time, the AoD battled with the Darkside, Federate Hitmen, and Hitmen, among others. During this time, Holy captured the iAPWF TV and Heavyweight Titles, making him the second ever “grand slam” champ in the iAPWF, behind Sgt. Smash.

As more of the veteran slammers in the iAPWF were promoted to the CWO, Holy found himself as the main attraction in the iAPWF. Holy even did battle with the then-legendary Dark Knight. For a short time, the Army of Darkness merged with the remnants of the Hitmen, becoming the Hitmen of Darkness. However, this partnership soon ended when the Cathedral showed up.

The remaining Hitmen, along with the remaining Darksiders, joined with the Cathedral to form the Dark Cathedral. However, the Army of Darkness totally destroyed them in the iAPWF whenever they met. At the end of January, Holy Evil won a tournament in the iAPWF that set him next in line for promotion to the Cyberslam World Order (CWO). Holy left a few days into February and handed the reigns of the iAPWF AoD to Psychomantis.

It took Holy some time to adapt to the CWO. In February, he barely made an impact. However, in March, he was noticed by the legendary slammer Storm, who was working under the guise of Jerry Springer. Storm offered to get Holy a contract with another fed, as the CWO was viewed as a “sinking ship”, but Holy ended up staying behind anyways.

Holy revealed his Japanese ancestry at this point and became a huge anti-American. The fans hated him as he reveled in everything Japanese. He was constantly declaring the superiority of Japan, and when he won the CWO US Title, he started referring to himself as the “King of the United States”.

Holy expanded the Army of Darkness in the CWO by adding Eric Zombie to the stable. Eric joined up during a three-way match between Holy, EZ, and Demonic to determine who would represent the CWO in the May Bar Room Brawl. It was in the Bar Room Brawl that Holy Evil began to make his name. Holy ended up breezing through his first match against Yoshi, then winning a controversial match against Prototype to advance to the finals. There Holy Evil had his first meeting with the legendary slammer Chevalier. Holy Evil narrowly lost to Chevalier thanks to a brief hesitation on the part of Undertow. Before the match, Chevalier sent Undertow a bouquet of roses, causing her to hesitate in interfering in the match.

Holy was beaten, but not defeated by a long shot. He soon became one of the marquee names in the CWO. It was around this time that several iAPWF AoDers, anmely Psychomantis, Nakedman, and Stormfire, were promoted to the CWO. The four of them dominated the CWO for a couple of months, with Nakedman representing the fed for the June Bar Room Brawl.

When Cyberslam (the coalition of slamming federations) announced that it was going to a three-tiered fed system, Holy Evil was quickly snapped up by one of the new “Elite” federations. In July of 2000, Cyberslam Championship Wrestling Elite (CCWe) commissioner Lars called up Holy Evil and asked him to join his new Elite. Holy gladly accepted, joining the first ever class of Elites. Here in the CCWe, Holy met up with the legendary Daos. At first, Holy tried to fight against Daos, but proved to be far outclassed by the wily vet.

Holy quickly turned his attentions to Chevalier, who was also in the fed. The wars Holy had with Chevalier are things of legend. Undertow never forgot how Chevalier treated her back at the Bar Room Brawl, and this made Holy incredibly jealous. His jealousy grew even more when Chevalier and Undertow became close friends. However, this jealousy was put on the backburner when Holy Evil won the July playoffs for the CCWe and was their representative in the Ultimate Finals.

Holy didn’t win the Ultimate Title, but his recognition in C-Slam grew. Holy got into minor feuds with Dennis Deadpool and the Reject. The two had lovely valets named Ana G. Depleta and Haven, respectively. Holy learned hypnosis and hypnotized the two women into becoming his slaves. However, Holy botched the hypnosis somewhat, and the women wanted to do nothing but have promiscuous sex with Holy. Holy rejected them, only using them to fan him with palm fronds and feed him grapes.

However, Undertow, at this point Holy’s fiancee, didn’t like this very much. She left Holy and became the valet of Chevalier. Holy was furious and renewed his fight with Chevalier. It is during this time that Holy won the CCWe World Title. During a PPV in Egypt, Holy and Chevalier were fighting on the sphinx. Undertow, having been influenced by Ana and the legendary Luciffer, made an attempt on Chevalier’s life during the match.

It went terribly wrong, however, and Undertow ended up falling off the Sphinx and nearly dying. Holy used the distraction to beat Chevalier and retain. However, the next month, Holy, Reject, and Chevalier all fought in a cage match. Holy was employing Shadow Spawn as a body guard at this point and the assassin ended up betraying him and trying to kidnap Undertow from the hospital.

Chevalier stopped him, however, and Undertow once again hooked up with him after revealing that she was in love with him. Chevalier walked out of the cage victorious as well. Holy, dejected at the loss of his title, his fiancee, and hearing of his mother being ill back in Japan, took a sabbatical after the loss. Holy was replaced by the annoying and insane Ultra Holy Avenger, a large man who babbled incoherently about things such as “the foke” and “pexabu” and “pugilistic destructivity!”

When Holy Evil returned in late November, he revealed that he was aligned with the Six, a stable composed of Holy Evil, Terragon, Offensive, Evolver, Mightymark, and led by Daos. Holy attacked Chevalier one last time and won back the CCWe title. However, at the end of November, it was learned that Holy and Evolver had demanded they be traded to the Cyberslam Wrestling Federation Elite (CWFe), the rival Elite in C-Slam.

Upon arriving in the CWFe, Holy found his old AoD stablemates Living Dead Girl and Nakedman there. Holy turned his back on them and teamed with Evolver, even winning the CWFe tag titles with him. However, the Six began to break down, to a point where Holy’s original plans to swerve the stable didn’t matter any more. Holy quietly left them and resumed leadership of the Army of Darkness.

Holy’s CWFe career was fairly uninteresting. He did capture the CWFe World Title for a short time, but his biggest accomplishment was being put on the ballot for the Cyberslam Hall of Fame. Holy wasn’t inducted, but it was a huge honor.

In the end of January, Holy Evil received a call from Lars, the commish of the CCWe... Lars had taken the job of commissioner of the Cyberslam Federation of Legends (CFL). He asked Holy Evil to join up. Holy gladly accepted and joined the CFL on February 1st of 2000.

However, this faithful day also marked the end of Cyberslam. The executives in charge revealed that Cyberslam was no longer in business and they unexpectedly shut down. Holy found himself out of a job.

It was then that Holy recalled Wrassle. This fledgling organization was much like Cyberslam, but was independent of it. It had been formed a few years before by disenchanted veterans from the iAPWF. Holy was one of the inaugural members, but didn’t stay in it long. Now without a job, he joined the legion of other slammers who migrated and became “wrasslers.”

Holy was given a contract to the Star Heat Organization Wrassling (SHOW). It was here that Holy Evil met with the zany crew of Alvarado, Satan’s Pimp X, Ashlira, Wonderboy, and Deathwish. The six of them formed the Taco Bell Guerilla Ninjas, one of the first “major” stables in Wrassle. The TBGN dominated the SHOW for the few months they were there and feuded heavily with Project Mayhem. Holy Evil and the Ninjas even took responsibility for driving them out of the fed.

However, problems erupted between the commish of the fed (Houdini) and the Ninjas. In April, the Ninjas ditched the SHOW and accepted contracts to the Canadian Wrassling Association (CWA), headed by legendary commish Maverick. In the trip over, Holy Evil was somehow transmogrified into a ferret, but he was soon cured of that.

After a few months, the TBGN began to fall apart. With more and more former AoDers joining Wrassle, Holy Evil reformed his old stable and added names such as Sheepinator, Stryfe, and Visage to the ranks.

Holy here met the spunky Rude Girl. Rude Girl was a young British woman whom Holy was scheduled to fight against in a match. Holy was feeling particularly lazy that week and decided he didn’t want to fight against her. So Holy ended up asking her out on a date, with the plan to bonk her on the head and kidnap her. Holy had never seen Rude Girl, however, and when he did, he fell head-over-heels in love with her.

He went through with the plan however, and ended up kidnapping her, because he didn’t really know any better. Eventually, however, Holy revealed his true feelings and the two of them became an item. She joined the Army of Darkness and the two were very happy together...

At least, until Chevalier made a half-month foray into the CWA as part of an “exchange” program with the SHOW. Chevalier brought Undertow back into Holy’s life, even though Holy claimed to be over her. Chevalier fought a match with Reject, with one of the stipulations being that if Chevalier won, Holy would return to the SHOW with him. Holy accepted the stipulation on the condition that Undertow return to him as his valet. Chevalier and Undertow agreed. Chevalier won.

Chevalier gave Undertow back to Holy and told him he didn’t have to go to the SHOW with him. Holy, in order to avert disaster, ordered Undertow to work as the valet of Rude Girl, then grabbed a plane to the SHOW.

In the SHOW, Holy and Chevalier feuded majorly. Holy brought in an old friend from Japan; Natsuko Takamura. Holy and Natsuko were like brother and sister, despite what Chevalier attempted to claim. Together, Holy and Natsuko fought against Chevalier. The battles were fierce, as they always were between Holy and Chevalier. Neither man ever claimed a decisive victory.

In the end of July, Holy Evil awoke one day to a horrifying sight... He was lying next to Undertow in bed. Holy, recovering from a drunken night of partying, learned he and Undertow had been married that night. Holy Evil, ashamed and confused, dropped out of wrassling all together in order to fight the legal battle to annul the marriage.

It wasn’t until September that Holy Evil returned to the SHOW, now divorced from Undertow. Holy had also checked Undertow into a mental institution, since she had an unhealthy obsession with Holy now. Holy blamed Chevalier for causing Undertow to go crazy. Chevalier blamed Holy. And, naturally, the two fought and fought and fought.

It came to a head on November’s Thanksgiving Massacre Pay-Per-View. Earlier that month, Undertow had escaped from the mental institution. It turned out she joined up with Holy to get some sort of revenge on Chevalier. Undertow kidnapped Chevalier’s current love-interest and held her hostage in order to force a match between Holy and Chevalier. Holy planned to use the match to end Chevalier’s career... Undertow, however, had other ideas.

Through a string of circumstances, the fight ended up on a cliff-side. Holy was ready to toss Chevalier off the edge of the cliff, ending him once and for all, when Undertow showed up out of nowhere. She shot Holy in the chest, sending him plummeting off the cliff to his death.

In February of 2002, Holy Evil returned from the dead. Disguised as the preacher Tired of Sin, Holy began rehabbing from the gunshot wound. No one knew who he was, as he signed a contract with the NHE. Tired of Sin fought to destroy the sport of wrassling all together.

Almost immediately, Tired of Sin got into a war with Necropus and his transsexual girlfriend, Lexy Bryson. The two played tons of mind games with each other. The war culminated in a gigantic triple cage match, which Necropus won.

Tired then engaged in a war with Pagan and Living Dead Girl, who had come to the NHE for a month. Tired managed to brainwash Liv into becoming a saintly nun. However, Pagan eventually freed her from Tired's control.

Tired then ventured to the MIA and got involved with a senile Icehawg, who imagined Tired was Holy Evil. Tired was shocked at how close Icehawg came to discovering the truth, but hid his identity closely. Tired gained power of attorney over Icehawg, forcing him into temporary retirement.

Finally, Tired got involved in a long feud with Chevalier. Tired had the Mother Confessor disguise herself as Undertow, whom had reappeared in Chevalier's life. She did such a good job that Chevalier even propsed to her. Tired and Chevalier got into several battles, with Tired eventually unmasking as Al Bradd.

Chevalier was shaken, but not beaten. During a rematch, Tired was confronted by Undertow, who saw through the disguise. Tired unmasked as Holy Evil and told Undertow off. Chevalier, who was blinded by blood in his eyes, went to Mailed Fist Holy... However, Holy ducked and Chevalier hit Undertow instead. Undertow went tumbling out of the ring and fell on her head, snapping her neck. Holy left the arena and got on a flight to New York, where he had just recently signed as a wrassler in the UCE...

Upon arriving in the UCE, Holy Evil revealed that he had purchased a 49% minority ownership of the UCE. He had leveraged Blumpkins International, the owner of the UCE, into selling their stock in the company to AoD Co. in order to settle a long standing debt between AoD Co. and the UCE's commissioner the Head. Holy's first act as part-owner of the UCE was to terminate the contract of long-tenured UCEer Philly Fats, then had a new, high-tech AoD locker room constructed in the side of the arena.

In January, Holy Evil and Baby Bubba teamed up as "Evil Baby". They won their first match, capturing the UCE Tag Team Titles from the Rock and Roll Sexpress (Mags and Soap Opera Man), who were also the reigning T3SOB. The victory was symbolic of Evil Baby's month, as they went on to capture the T3SOB later that month.

Real Name: Lynn Ashley Johnson

Height: 5’10” (1.77 meters)

Weight: 123 lbs. (55.8 kg)

Birth date: 10/20/1977

Hometown: Hackensack, New Jersey

Lynn Ashley Johnson was born on Thursday, October 20th, 1977 at 9:42 AM, weighing 8 lbs, 7 oz and measuring 21 inches. Her parents were Guy Johnson and Mary Johnson. Her father was a used-car salesman, while her mother was a home worker. They weren’t especially poor, but at the same time, were never exceptionally well off either.

She attended Fairmount Elementary School where she was a very bright and energetic student. She regularly got straight As on her report cards and put a lot of work into her classes. She even won the 5th grade spelling bee and went to the state championship, finishing in 3rd place (she missed spelling “pterodactyl”). Her best friend in grade school was Kaz Hayashi (no relation), a Japanese boy who’s parents had moved to America in the late 60s. The two of them played together all the time. Lynn was actually skipped forward one grade because of her intelligence, and it didn’t faze her at all.

In Hackensack Middle School, Lynn continued to prove herself as an exceptional student. She loved History the most and was always coming home with different facts that she had learned the day before. Her friendship with Kaz developed and he was her first “boyfriend.” She even learned how to speak some Japanese out of fondness for him (she actually knew more Japanese than he did). However, Lynn was much smarter than him and was domineering towards him, so Kaz’s parents forbade him to see her any more.

Lynn was terribly upset by this. However, she didn’t let it get in the way of her life. She continued to earn good grades and developed into a very beautiful young woman. She was very popular in Hackensack High School. Not only was she loved by the teachers for how bright she was, boys loved her because of her rapidly growing body. Her parents were worried that she’d fall in with the wrong crowd, however.

Thus, when Lynn came to them after her Freshman year of High School asking about the opportunity to be a foreign exchange student in Japan, her parents supported her entirely. That summer, Lynn packed up and moved to Fukuoka, Japan to live with the Shinjo family.

Lynn fit in quite nicely. Her “parents”, Shinjo Hideo and Shinjo Nanako were very proud of how intelligent she was and showed her off to all of their friends. Lynn was overwhelmed with how well she was treated in the family and started to accept them more than her own family. She especially liked having a brother (Tsuyoshi) and sister (Kita), something she never had at home. She was still popular at school and joined several of the intellectual clubs around the school.

She attended Nishinihon Tandai Fuzoku High with Tuyoshsi and Kita. Tsuyoshi played baseball for his school and one day they played a team from Tokyo Gakugai University High School. It was at this game that Lynn met Yoshito Sanders for the first time. Lynn picked him out because he was decidedly Caucasian looking (owing to his 3/4th American heritage). At first she thought he was another exchange student like herself, but she quickly learned otherwise.

The two of them exchanged phone numbers and developed a relationship. Since Fukuoka and Tokyo were fairly far from each other, the two maintained a long-distance relationship until the breaks. Then Yoshi would come and stay with relatives of his mother who lived in Fukuoka and spend most of his time with Lynn. However, Lynn eventually graduated and returned to America to live with her own family.

Lynn remained distant from her parents when she came back and always remembered her time in Japan. However, her parents wouldn’t allow her to go overseas to go to college, sending her to the University of Maryland: College Park (which is where ALL New Jersey college students go. Trust me). She studied Communications there, with hopes of being a Japanese translator. Much like her entire life, Lynn was incredibly studious and did very well in her classes.

However, unlike before, Lynn wasn’t as social in the college environment. Rather, she tended to keep to herself and stay in her room. She never had the same roommate from year to year, and didn’t keep friends except for the few people she talked to in her classes. She wasn’t very happy with her life now. What she experienced in Japan was eating at her every day. She missed it more than anything and couldn’t get over it. Twice she had someone she cared about yanked away from her because of circumstances beyond her control.

So when a call came to her in January of 1999 (her last semester at school) from Yoshito Sanders, telling her that he was coming to America to be a slammer, she jumped at the prospect of being with him, even though she knew nothing about slamming at all. She dropped out of school (despite her parents’ objections) and went to him.

When Crazy Ivan, the commish of the iAPWF, got one look at Lynn, he knew that she would be a huge hit with the fans. He signed her to be Yoshito’s valet. The two worked out for a few months, Yoshi getting used to the American slamming style and Lynn actually learning the ins and outs of the business. The two developed their characters of Undertow and Holy Evil as true extensions of their own personalities.

Undertow basically worked as the valet of Holy Evil. At first, she didn’t do much besides stand there, cheer for Holy, and look pretty. But, not long into her career, she was attacked by Gentleman, who shaved off her hair. She was traumatized by the loss of her hair and wouldn’t talk to anyone for nearly a week. But she eventually bought a wig and got over it.

Undertow was the plot of one other kidnapping attempt, when the Dark Monk kidnapped her to use as leverage against Holy. Holy, however, traded Tundra, the valet of Icehawg, to Dark Monk for Undertow’s release. When Holy formed the Army of Darkness, Undertow took on a much more active roll in his matches; distracting the referee, interfering with a lead pipe, and causing much more mayhem. It was in the iAPWF that Undertow learned her cousin was a slammer. Sgt. Smash ended up being related to Undertow, though she didn’t know it until a few months into her career.

In February of 2000, she joined the CWO with Holy Evil. To celebrate the occasion, Holy Evil officially proposed to Undertow. She accepted and the two were engaged to be married in September. But in the May Bar Room Brawl, Undertow’s life began to change...

Holy was selected as the representative in the Bar Room Brawl for the CWO. The first two rounds were fairly standard, with her distracting the referee and hitting Holy’s opponents with pipes. But in the last round, Holy was to face Jean-Claude Chevalier, a righteous man.

Before the match, Chevalier sent flowers to Undertow. She was flattered and delighted with the attention. But when it came time for her to hit Chevalier with the pipe, Undertow faltered, costing Holy the match and the BRB. Undertow was truly sorry, but what was done was done. Holy forgave her and the two continued in their CWO career.

When Holy got the call to the CCWe in July of 2000, Undertow followed him. Little did she know that Chevalier was also in the fed. She and Chevalier began to develop a friendship. Chevalier kept trying to get Undertow to leave Holy Evil and go back to college and get her degree. She didn’t agree with him and told him how much she loved Holy Evil. However, Chevalier had a wit and charm to him that was impossible for her to resist. But Holy Evil hated Chevalier greatly, and became jealous of all the time Undertow was spending with him.

In order to “get back” at Undertow, Holy Evil hypnotized two girls who worked as valets for other slammers. Holy had them romp around in their underpants while feeding him grapes and fanning him with palm fronds. Undertow was furious with this and went to stay with Chevalier. This made Holy even angrier and he and Chevalier broke into a great war with each other.

It was at this time that Ana G. Depleta, one of the women Holy had hired, introduced her to Luciffer, an old enemy of Chevalier’s. Luciffer and Ana manipulated Undertow into attempting to kill Chevalier. During a match between Holy and Chevalier on the Sphinx in Egypt, Undertow took an axe and attempted to murder Chevalier. However, she couldn’t bring herself to do it and intentionally missed. But she unintentionally slipped and fell off the Sphinx, nearly killing herself.

She was placed in intensive care in the hospital, where she remained in a coma. Holy and Chevalier continued to fight. Shadow Spawn, a lackey of Holy, kidnapped Undertow. However, Chevalier rescued her and Undertow revealed that she was in love with him. Chevalier accepted her love, but saw it as misguided and false. He allowed her to act as his valet for some time, but never really felt the same as she did about their relationship.

When Holy left the CCWe for the CWFe, Undertow returned to college and earned her bachelor’s degree in Communications. After graduating, she worked as a translator for Japanese baseball players in America, thanks to a connection she had from when she lived in Japan. She was out of Holy’s life completely until June of 2001.

In June, Chevalier called her up with. He asked her to return to wrassling and Holy Evil as his valet. She was reluctant at first, but Chevalier eventually convinced her. So she came back, as part of a stipulation for a match that Chevalier was in. However, Holy Evil didn’t accept her as his valet... Rather, he told her to work for Rude Girl, his new girlfriend. Undertow was furious as Holy Evil left the CWA and went to the SHOW with Chevalier. But, at the same time, she got incredibly jealous that Holy had found a replacement for her.

Finally, in July, Undertow escaped her contract. She traveled to Las Vegas, the home of the SHOW. She didn’t want Holy to love anyone else besides her, even though she didn’t love him any more. One night, she got Holy completely drunk and married him in a Vegas wedding. It was totally official, but Holy Evil freaked out. He dropped out of wrassling completely for several months to fight the legality of the wedding. He eventually won and, with the help of Undertow’s parents, had her institutionalized.

However, in November, she escaped. She learned that Chevalier was dating a woman named Claudette. Much like before, Undertow couldn’t bear the thought of Chevalier replacing her with another woman. So she kidnapped Claudette and planned a way to make sure both Holy and Chevalier would never be able to love anyone besides her.

Undertow contacted Holy and helped him get a match with Chevalier, using Claudette as bait. Chevalier accepted, and in the match, Undertow told Holy to bring Chevalier to a truck in the back. Holy did as told and when the two started fighting in the truck, Undertow pulled out of the arena.

She drove the two of them to a nearby cliff, where they continued to fight. Holy had Chevalier on the edge of the cliff, when Undertow emerged from the cab of the truck and shot him. Holy fell off the cliff to his death. Undertow then ran over to Chevalier and caressed his head. She then stood up and was about to shoot him, when Claudette escaped from the truck and knocked her out.

Undertow was arrested, but a cousin helped her escape prison. Undertow then went hiding in the Louisiana swamps with her cousin for several months...

Undertow eventually resurfaced in the MIA with Chevalier. During a match with Tired of Sin, Undertow jumped into the ring and revealed that Tired was actually Holy Evil. Chevalier, blinded by blood, went to hit Holy with a Mailed Fist of the Just, but Holy ducked. Chevalier hit Undertow instead, and she fell out of the ring onto her head. Her neck was snapped. She was taken to the hospital, but was pronounced dead immediately...

END

Baneful Bob

Real Name: Bob

Height: 5’8” (1.72 meters)

Weight: 175 lbs. (79.5 kg)

Birth date: 2/27/1967

Hometown: Boston, Massachusetts

Nicknames: the AoD mascot, the manager, the Dalek

Baneful Bob was born as Bob... Just Bob. Actually, even that isn’t really 100% sure. He may have been born “Joe” or “Mike” or something like that. All we do know is that at some point, around Thursday, February 2, 1967, he was born. And on that exact date, he was found in a basket sitting outside Massachusetts General Hospital. The workers there named him Bob and sent him to an orphan’s shelter.

He lead a mostly uninteresting life there, until the age of 16, when the orphanage kicked him out, cause no family would adopt him. So out Bob went into the world, with nothing but a few pairs of clothes, some shoes, and 5 dollars in his pocket. He got a job at a porn studio as a stage hand, bringing water and tissue paper to the actors and actresses as needed. He did this job for such films as Nasty Nurses, Aerobisex Girls, Naughty Cheerleaders, and Ebony Humpers 2.

One time, after a freak accident on the set of Backdoor Brides Part 2, a cameraman was blinded in one eye. Instead of having an entire day of filming ruined, the director told Bob to work the camera for the day. So he did. Amazingly, Bob worked masterfully. His slow zoom ins and pull outs (no pun intended) made the porno even more alive and erotic than it started off. The director loved it so much, that he hired Bob on as a full time cameraman.

Bob continued working as a cameraman for the porno industry until 1991. His last movie was Big Breast Orgy 3. After that, he left the porno filming career to pursue other opportunities. He originally went to Hollywood and tried his hand at filming big budget movies. However, his unique camera talents weren’t appreciated in such movies as Encino Man, Last Action Hero, and Look Who’s Talking Now. The last Hollywood film he did was the Postman in 1997. After that, he realized that Hollywood people had no clue what they were doing and that he wasn’t being used properly. So he left Hollywood and tried to go back to porno.

However, the porn industry quickly replaces departed “stars” and Bob was unable to find work... Not even for a nostalgia factor. So, Bob turned to the only thing he could... The world of professional wrassling. He signed on as a cameraman for the iAPWF. He worked in the iAPWF as a cameraman, capturing their most historic moments, until July of 1999.

This is the epic day when iAPWF star Holy Evil, cutting a promo on the Darkside, grabbed Bob and put him on camera for the first time. Bob, a lanky, unkempt, unwashed, nerdy loser was turned into an overnight sensation when Holy claimed he could turn Bob into a “darker, more gothic” person than anyone in the entire Darkside. So, Holy worked his magic (dressing Bob in black clothes and making him wear eye-liner), transforming Bob into Baneful Bob. Holy made Bob his sidekick and protégé. He even taught him a little bit about wrassling (but not that much).

Bob regularly appeared at Holy and other AoD members’ sides in matches for several months. But one time, during an iAPWF trip to Las Vegas for a PPV, Bob mysteriously disappeared. Because of a small budget, the iAPWF had Bob (and other non-essential personnel), transported in the overhead baggage compartment. And everyone forgot about poor Bob! So there he stayed, in the baggage compartment of the plane for several more months, until the iAPWF returned to Las Vegas for another PPV.

This time, AoD member Psychomantis opened the baggage compartment and Bob tumbled out. Bob, now reunited with the AoD, returned as their manager. He mainly managed for the Gothic Warriors in the CWO and Holy Evil in the CCWe and CWFe.

In November of 2000, he made a brief appearance in Wrassle[dot]Net as a wrassler for the RWF. He made the TSOB in his first month and really burned the house down. Midway into his second month, he left Wrassle because of time conflicts and returned to managing full time.

When C-Slam closed down in Feb 2001, Bob journeyed to Wrassle once again with Holy Evil. He did quite well there for several months, until one faithful day in May. Holy Evil, upon a return from a brief trip to Tijuana, discovered that Bob was not among the people who had returned! In a scurry, Bob was temporarily replaced by a dalek, a recurring monster from long-running British sci-fi series Dr. Who. It turned out that Dalek Bob was so popular, that the real Bob was forgotten about.

Dalek Bob was instrumental in the kidnapping plot on Rude Girl. He knocked everyone at a French restaurant out, then posed as a waiter there. When Rude Girl and Holy Evil arrived, he knocked Rude Girl out and stood guard over her. Dalek Bob continued with his “managing” of Holy Evil, which consisted of him rolling around, firing his Death Ray wildly, and screaming about exterminating people. When Holy Evil was killed, he returned to his ways of being a mascot and cameo appearance in AoD promos.

When Mittens, the AoD cat started to wrassle, Dalek Bob returned to the Wrassle world as a manager. He managed Mittens for about a month, until some one put a sock over his eye piece and he exploded because he couldn’t see. At this time, the REAL Baneful Bob happened to be walking along (back from Tijuana) and came across the golf course that Mittens and the rest of the AoD was at for a UCE card. He joined back up with Mittens for about two months as his manager, before Mittens went on hiatus. Bob hasn’t been seen since... But it’s a sure thing that he will return some day soon!