OK, here it is, my masterful "Poetry Packet, Grade 12".  All original works, and, of course, all failing, solely because my teacher is a jackass.  He scribbled a lot of crap in red, which I'll try to translate for you below it.  Enjoy.
<--Here, he wrote "Lucus H", even though my name is spelled "Lucas".  Whatever.
"Good".  Apparently he liked this one.
"No T.P. (Title Page)/pictures".  Screw that crap
"58".  Yep, my grade out of 100%
<--I threw that line in just because he screwed up the definitions in a quiz he gave us.