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Born to a early victorian rap superstar and a female knife thrower from a local circus, it always seemed that Chester was going to be worth something. He soon proved it as he was sold for 3 shillings at the age of 3 to the parish barrel maker, Mr Shaun O'Flaherty. O'Flaherty was a good master to the young Chester, fedeing him 3 fishheads and a horseshit sandwich everyday, when it was cusomary at hthe time for slave boys to be kept restricted to a diet of apple cores and (at christmas) discarded ragnails. He quickly rose to the top of the barrel-making slave business and for a while, life was good. Unfortunately for poor chester the gravy days were not to last. Sadly an influx of cheap monkey labour, from the newly discovered African colonies, meant that there was no need for barrel making slaves any more. Chester was tossed out on his ear at the local port, southhampton. |
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