Professor F.G. Cornucopia's invention of the week

This week:

THE MONKEY INCUBATOR

Inventor: F. G. Cornucopia

Purpose: The Ressurection of dead or severely injured primates

Principle: When your monkey dies you simply place him into the incubator and plug him in. Then just let the pink fluid inside, comprising of jellied dog bones and saliva will rejuvinate the monkey as metal limbs and weapons are added to his body in addition to his brain being "improved" with Microchips.

Professor Cornucopia's opinion: The death of a family monkey has always been  a sad event, but not any more thanks to this miraculous device. And whats the problem with improving the monkey. i.e turning him into a cybernetic, ultra intelligent fighting monkey, while you're at it?

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