I am sure many of my loyal soldiers of unpleasantness, believed that my hatred of all things good could not be expressed more lucidly than it was last time. I believe however with this scheme i have excelled myself.
This week I have been infiltrating the top cereal manufacturers of the world and sinuck into the free gift divisions. I have then placed the same one free gift in each collection into every packet. I subsequently toss back my venom filled head and bellow out uproariously in laughter at the thought of the innocent lambs of the forces of good who will no doubt attempt to collect the whole set and find themselves getting the same shitty prize over and over again.
I strongly reccomend that you try this in your own work place/ school / place of religious worship |
