or rip the piss out of you
(what you don't realise is that uncle james is more messed up than you could possibly ever be)
Sin Stzu once said, thou must always defeat thine enemies, or something. You shall not defaet your enemies because you are a dirty great Shit head. I predict that your "man" hood will become gangrenous and will fall off, and at that point i will run over and kick the gaping hole very hard to cause maximum bleeding. Fuckin retard, why cant you just pee normally. I hope you die and leave me alone. Your blind ass bitch of a girlfreind can die too. Aaaahhhhh GIN!!!!!
Yeah!
Uncle James.
Dear Uncle James
I have a terrible bladder problem. I urinate in my pants on an almost hourly basis. I'm so embarrassed because I have developed nappy rash and am now starting to get a recurring urinary tract infection. Its become a problem since I recently started going out with a girl I really like. Should I tell her about my problem or continue to wear nappies to hide it from her.
Yours sincerely Andy
Or alternatively just use the address dr_weeboy@hotmail.com