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The Problems that Gothics Have


1. Going through metal detectors.
2. Having a lasting supply of black eyeliner.
3. (In your all black outfit) being careful not to get hit by cars while crossing the road at night. 4. Making sure your ankh/gothic cross doesn't hit you in the face while dancing.
5. Finding your black coat in the coat pile at a party.
6. Trying to find your black coat in a dark room.
7. Making sure that you don't grab someone else's black coat by mistake.
8. Trying to match blacks after they fade in the wash.
9. Wearing black in the summer when it's 110 degrees outside.
10. Knowing that people will try to get aquainted with you just so they can say that they know a "freak."
11. Having to hear "It's not Halloween yet!" before October then hearing "It's not Halloween anymore!" after October.
12. Being called a Satan worshiper, a witch, a faggot, evil, etc.
13. Having to worry about being jumped by jocks in school.
14. Having that pale makeup rubb onto your black clothes.
15. Having talk shows give Gothics a bad name by having only 13yr old Gothic drug addicts who do bad in school and back talk to their parents on the show.
16. Having religious people constantly trying to convert you.
17. Having lipstick rubb onto your nice white ruffled shirt.
18. Trying to wipe black lipstick kisses off of your cheek.
19. Having black streeks across your cheek from brushing back hair that got caught on your black lips.
20. Wearing lots of rings and having them get caught on your/other people's fishnets and lace.
21. (if you're male) Convincing someone that you're straight even though you're wearing make up and a skirt.
22. (if you're male) Getting weird stares from shoppers while shopping for makeup and clothes in the women's department.
23. (if you're male) Living with homophobic relatives.
24. Accidentally hitting someone in the club while doing your Gothy hand dance.
25. Getting your pointy toed Goth boots getting caught in the hem of your skirt/cloak/long coat.
26. Making sure your long ruffled sleeves don't get in your plate while eating.
27. Getting hair dye stains out of your towels/clothes/sink/bathtub/floor/walls/carpet/ etc.
28. Being asked to define "Goth" over and over again by people who haven't a clue.
29. Trying to find your blind date in a Goth club after he/she tells you that they'll be dressed in black.
30. Having little kids tugging on their parents saying "Look! Isn't she pretty!" Then the parents look at you and walk away quickly.
31. (if you're female) Trying to dance in a corset without your boobs falling out.
32. Having people ask you if you're a witch/in a cult/worship the devil/drink blood.
33. Having your skirt/cloak/long coat getting caught on the seat adjuster in the car.
34. Closing the door on your long ruffled sleeves/skirt/cloak/long coat.
35. Trying not to light your long ruffled sleeves on fire while lighting candles.
36. Getting candle wax off of things.
37. Finding black candles that aren't just black coated. 38. Trying not to topple over as you dance in your 9 inch heels/chunky boots.
39. Falling asleep as soon as you get home from the Goth club and waking up to a pillow full of black smudges.
40. Falling asleep as soon as you get home from the Goth club and looking in the mirror the next morning to find that you look like an old whore.
41. Buying something from Hot Topic, then going to a Goth club to show off your new clothes just to find 5 other people wearing the same thing.
42. Buing something from Hot Topic just to find it falling apart within a month.
43. Trying to look oringinal in a black dress/black corset/Egyptian style eye liner/a trench coat/poet shirt/vinyl pants/Doc Martin boots/long black hair/a Betty Page hair cut/Fangs/etc.. 44. Trying to think up a cool Gothic screen name on the internet that hasn't been used yet.
45. NOT writing a depressive poem.
46. Trying to keep out of the sun or risk tanning over your oh-so pale skin.
47. Having people tell you that you need to get a tan.
48. Having people ask you if you're sick because you're so pale. 49. Cutting yourself accidentally after sharpening your fingernails to points.
50. Hearing baby bats proclaim that the music on the radio is hardcore.