This is my final update here at Hometown Shenanigans, and I have written my final farewell in the articles section. Or you could just click

right here

Mouthful of Grandma | 02.26.04 | Indeed, some would say...

I am U'Ren, warrior of the East Marches!

Mouthful of Grandma | 02.23.04 | So, so sorry...
I was going through the archives a few minutes ago, reminiscing about the good and bad times this site had, when I happened across an article called "Ditch Diggers and the Apocalypse. After reading it, I hurried here to issue a formal apology to all of our fans and non-fans. I'm sorry for writing that, and I'm even more sorry for anyone who read the article in question. I don't know how such a horrible blight remained on this site for so long. I shall not remove it, however, for it shall stay to serve as a reminder to me and the other staff here. So, in keeping with my apology, I'm very, very sorry for anyone I've hurt. [Edit by Son Pablo Renaldo]Don't just sit there and apologize, sometimes apologies aren't enough. It's time to commit seppuku my friend.

Mouthful of Grandma | 12.25.03 | Ms. Information
It seems there is a lack of communication between the site staff. You would think Jungle Bunny, being the head administrator of this fine site, would be most privy to the needs and happenings around here. Hometown Shenanigans is in fact in dire straits. The financial situation keeps getting worse and worse, and we are running out of ways to make ends meet.

The "Free Hats For Fat People" project helped for a while, but only just so. Now, it is your turn to help. Please send any extra five dollar bills you have to any of the site staff (except Son Pablo; he's not good with money,) and you will be guarenteed a spot in the coming "Patron's Page." We thank you for your continued support over the months, and take comfort knowing that with such loyal fans as you, we will pull through this difficult time.

Jungle Bunny | 12.25.03 | Check Out This Sweet-ass Rickshaw I Bought on Ebay!
I put two new homepages on our “Personal Sites” page and arranged it in an order made a little more sense. I also updated my profile... nothing interesting. I hope that everyone had a nice Christmas and is looking forward to the rest of their break. God knows I’m not.

Oh yeah... I don’t know what Infant Launcher is up to but Hometown Shenanigans isn’t in financial trouble. We don’t even spend money on this site. We use Geocities. That’s why it sucks so horribly bad. That, and we don’t update but once or twice a month.

Infant_Launcher | 11.28.03 | New Article!?
Yes, that’s right everyone, everybody’s favorite writer has written another article. It's labeled "Lottery Hell" and can be found in the article section. As usually it sucks ass so don't go in expecting an award winner.

while I'm at it, Shenanigans has not recieved any 5 dollar bills. This is a sign that you must not have money to get stamps so I'm lowering the price per person to $4.00! So take that extra dollar and get some stamps.

Infant_Launcher | 11.25.03 | Hometown Shenanigans in Trouble!?
Yes, that’s right everyone, everybody’s favorite website is in dire financial trouble. The money we pay to keep this site going is running on empty, so this is a call for your help.
So if you are reading this then you are obviously at our site and if you want this site to remain here for you to read please send 5 American dollars to-

2860 Rifle River Trail, West Branch, MI

In return for your help you will be able to enjoy our ass-tastic site for many more months to come.

Jungle Bunny | 11.06.03 | We All Work in Mysterious Ways
It looks like the site is going through another one of those stages where we actually work on the it... It's been quite a while since the last "real" update but finally, everyone has something to say.

I just posted a new article entitled, McBlender (of low quality as usual), and I'm planning on coming out with another one soon (also of low quality). Mouthful of Grandma should be coming out with the much anticipated, "Fuck You Coat-Kid" and I'm sure Infant Launcher has something up his sleeve... but maybe I should talk for myself. only.

Son Pablo Renaldo | 11.03.03 | Meh...
Ok so I came home play practice and I decided to write about my day. I made it into an article and its where all articles are. In the article section.

Infant_Launcher | 10.27.03 | WTF?! oh, yeah... nevermind.
Yeah, another dry streak here at Hometown Shenanigans. I figure I might as well make an update. Hmmmm... what to talk about? I went to Saginaw and watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre today. I'de say it was merely okay, not nearly as scary or gory as expected. I'm 18 as of 2 weeks ago, I got pajamas... kickass.

Yeah this was a really shitty update, sorry about that.

Jungle Bunny | 10.12.03 | Just Got Home from Work...
I put up another personal site (Jesse Ruther's: YeahBud.com) today... actually tonight, or maybe this morning... whatever you consider 2a.m. on a Sunday to be.

Mouthful of Grandma | 9.19.03 | Congratulations
Our contest, "Picture Perfect," has finally come to a close, and the winner by unanimous decision is Annaliese Scheel, for her stunning reflection on the nature of our school mascot. Congratulations, Annaliese. Be sure to check back for future contests.

Mouthful of Grandma | 9.16.03 | Well looky here...
Well, I've returned from a four month hiatus to write yet another mediocre article. Its not good, but its all that can be expected from me. But, I've no time to sit here and chat. I've another hiatus to start.

Jungle Bunny | 9.15.03 | Projects...
I whipped up a project section and stuck Infant Launchers recent "article" in it. There will be 2 more parts to the project (3 all together) so you can certainly look forward to that!

Infant_Launcher | 9.13.03 | A few things to cover...
The Join us contest is now officially over... Yeah it went about a month too long but we just wanted to see if anyone else would enter, but we came out with a grand total of 2 entries! Later we'll bring you the name of the winner.

As for the other contest you say? Well, no one has entered so I guess we'll just leave it up until someone does.

In other news, the long awaited PART 1 of my trip to L.A. is finally up in the article section, so go check it out. It may or may not be moved over to the projects section, depending on whether or not that section is created.

Jungle Bunny | 9.13.03 | New Contest Entry!
Last weekend we revceived a new contest entry. Be sure to check it out in the article section under "Guest Articles".

Jungle Bunny | 9.6.03 | I Still Hate You...
I went ahead and deleted my "The Reason I Seriously Hate You (remix)" article... It just confused too many people and I couldn't stand everyone coming up to me at school and asking me to explain it... I even drew pictures! Morons...

Infant_Launcher | 8.25.03 | Freddy vs Jason review!
There's a new movie review up! Go read it, I recommend it, and that's a rare thing indeed.

Jungle Bunny | 8.13.03 | Message Boards?
A long time ago I asked the creator of WestBranch.net for permission to use his message boards by directly linking to them and he agreed. I just finally remembered to actually link there. Registration is easy and only takes about two minutes (without e-mail confirmation) so what are you waiting for? Go there now and post something!

Son Pablo Renaldo | 8.13.03 | Worms in other places then in the dirt...
Hey, if you're anyone and I think you should be someone at least you probably heard about a "blaster worm" on CNN or something. Well my friends I somehow "caught" it and I thought my computer was seriousily S.O.L. But I found information about it and the problem is easily solved. "Son Pablo? How do I know if I have the worm?" You may ask well its really simple, if a box comes on your screen and says something like NT/Authority System and then says its going to shut down your computer in 60 seconds and the begins the countdown you have it... I have a friend up in Alpena who we will dub affectionately as "Biatch" who is quite the computer whiz although she is modest she has made a manual to help anyone with this problem just go there and that'll be all the help you'll need! Have a great day.

Oh and on a personal note I have quit McDonald's and I am now working at our local Block Buster!

Oh.. heres the link to that manual, almost forgot. <"http://blasterwormfix.cjb.net">(just copy and paste that...

Jungle Bunny | 8.03.03 | Is Anyone Out There?
I finally completed the article about my trip to Sunshine Gardens Nudist Resort. You can check it out in the article section... to your left, right over there (don't confuse "right over there" with a direction such as your right hand... the article section is still to your left).
I also put the old updates on a different page... it was taking to long to save everytime.

I'm going away for a week... bye!

Jungle Bunny | 7.30.03 | Ask Doctor Claymore Wilkins...
As many people know, the government controls EVERYTHING (whether you believe it or not) and Hometown Shenanigans is not beyond their reach. Since we have been growing so rapidly, we were required to employ a minority (via affirmative action) but Ogemaw is not called home by a large number of darkies, beaners, riceballs, etc. etc. etc... so we used our influence to search around and found a very qualified African American doctor practicing out of Maryland. We call him Clay but you will refer to him as Doctor Claymore Wilkins. He now has his own special page and profile that I’m sure you will enjoy! Go ahead and pick his brain. Ask him questions on a variety of topics covering everything from impotence to the war on terrorism (please use the contact us page to ask questions for now).

*Racist slurs and views expressed in this update are those of Jungle Bunny and do not reflect the opinions of the Hometown Shenanigans Staff, nor do they actually make Jungle Bunny "racist"... even if his name suggest it.

Jungle Bunny | 7.12.03 | I Almost Crapped My Pants
I wrote a new review for the site on Too Fast Too Furious... I actually saw it a few weeks back but finished it tonight after a long period where nothing was done with it.

The new pages I've been talking about will have to wait until we get content on them. I really don't feel like making a page and having nothing on it. Those may have to wait, unless someone else decides to do something with them before me.

You'll probably hear from me sometime after July 26 (unless I do the white turd project first)! I'm visiting a nudist resort and writing an article about it (pictures included). Well, that's all from me... I'm off!

Jungle Bunny | 6.29.03 | It Could Happen...
Recently we at Hometown Shenanigans have been thinking of ways to improve the quality and content of our site. I suggested a nude picture of myself, but the other staff members advised against it. So we put our heads together and came up with two experimental pages that should be coming very soon: the "Interviews" page (where we interview people from our school) and the "Ask Doctor Claymore Wilkins" page (where special guest, Doctor Claymore Wilkins answers your most dire questions).All coming in about 2-3 weeks![Edit by Son Pablo Renaldo - "Even though we have a profile for Dr. Claymore Wilkins he did not win the contest to become a staff member for a week. That prize is still up for grabs"]

"What happened to the Projects page Jungle Bunny!?" Well, nothing, I'm still planning on doing that too! Our first project will probably be my first idea to crap out a white turd... it will all be explained in the article.

Oh yeah, new Personal Site up...

Infant_Launcher | 6.29.03 | Dumb Asses, what can you do?
Hey we just got some e-mail from a guy that runs a really crappy site name tye hacker or something. He sounds like a pathetic little boy that wants attention. Anyway, he said we weren't man enough to link him to this site, which despite being pretty sad, most of you know that we only put up links to people from the area. Though I remember we already posted a his link a long time ago, way down the list in the updates.

Anywho, I guess we could register this as hate mail, soon we may have a section just for this, so everyone can read it and our replies to them.

Infant_Launcher | 6.25.03 | Entry #1
Hey the first entry to the Join Us contest is in! You can view it in the guest article.

New Personal Site up also.

Infant_Launcher | 6.21.03 | Little Help?
I'm sure it's nice and all that we here have started updating agian. But you guys know we can't always be putting up new material. That is why we have area's on the site where the visitors can put their two cents in. Take the Mail Bag or maybe even the contests for example. If you guys start taking part in some of that, then there will be a larger flow of content, that is not only amusing but helpful. Heck, if you don't like our site, or something about it, send us some hate mail. We'll even make an area for people to see how much you hate us. So come on, either way lift a finger and put something in!

Son Pablo Renaldo | 6.19.03 | Well I've decided to hop in on the action (not to sound gay or anything...)
Finally the site is coming out of its long coma. I sure am excited, I wrote an article. It's full or raw edgy subjects and me, which automatically makes it great. Check it out in the article sections. Just over there on the left, can't miss it.

Jungle Bunny | 6.18.03 | The Angry Virgin (me)...
I made a simple layout for The Angry Virgin Hosted by: Jungle Bunny section and put up two articles in it. I'm planning on updating that section more than any other section so keep an eye on it this summer.

Infant_Launcher | 6.18.03 | Project
Folks, there is a some interesting news to talk about. Jungle Bunny has started "The Angry Virgin" so go check it out. Also, sometime soon the Projects section will be started. For the first project, I am going west to Los Angelos to see if I (A white boy) can rise to the top of one of the local gangs. Here's a little preview.

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Mouthful of Grandma | 6.16.03 | Some random thoughts
I see that everyone else is updating, so I guess its my turn to now. There's not much going on in my life concerning the site. In fact, there's not much going on in my life. I'm just enjoying the summer. In site related news, the fabled "Nathan Miller is a Loser" article is nearing completion. I was thinking about what to write one day, and he suggested that I write about why he is a loser. I'm not sure if he was serious, but I did anyways. I'm making slow progress, though (roughly half a paragraph a week), but that's too bad. I have better things to do, you bastards. To kick off the article, here's one for you, Nathan.

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Infant_Launcher | 6.16.03 | Article
Well there is a new article, kinda sucky, but if you think you can do better, then go enter the contest.

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Jungle Bunny | 6.15.03 | I Need Pictures Fool!
It seems that things are starting back up with the site and I might as well contribute to something, so I'm gathering pictures from everyone (including staff) and I'm going to build up our photo gallery. I also put a new contest up that will hopefully offer some incentive to send in pictures. That's all... I might review a few movies later so keep an eye out for that!

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Infant_Launcher | 6.12.03 | Updates for all
Okay folks, there are quite a few new updates to announce. There is a new Contest, a new Mailbag question, a new personal site, two more "Who's Online" entries, the guest-book has been emptied so it is no longer full, there is now a "Disclaimer" page, a “System Requirements” page, I re-wrote my profile, my name has been shortened to just “Infant Launcher“, and some new quotes.

So start answering the Mailbag question, and remember to enter the new contest.

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Infant_Launcher | 6.11.03 | Movie...
Well, it seems the movie didn't go too smoothly. It started out fine, besides the fact that we didn't start shooting until 5:00. But the first day only 7 of the 11 people were there to stay the night. We got some shooting done, and it went okay. The next day we started a little earlier, got some footage done, but then it started to rain.

By then we were all tired, because Pat forgot the Pop-up camper. (I slept in MoG's car) though the bonfire was fun, and it was a good night for burning all of the school years homework & paper. But the next day we were tired and sore, and it was raining hard. We all decided to leave and try another day. We left with only half of the movie completed. So don't expect the Movie article for a few weeks to a month from now.

The good news is that the article will have a full compliment of pictures. Also the movie has turned out funnier than we could have hoped, at least so far. Also, some of us have taken a renewed interest in the site, so expect us to start updating again in the near future.

NOTE- There's a new contest up! so hurry and enter.

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Infant_Launcher | 6.9.03 | Annual Movie!!
It's that time again! Well most of you wouldn't know, but, since freshman year, after school gets out, the site staff, and many of our other friends all go over to Son Pablo's for a few days.

During this time we get together and make a movie, often horribly cheesy or stupid (no, not porno you sick SOB‘s) . But we all have a blast doing it. Each night we have a bonfire, and we do stupid shit. This year I'm taking my trusty $10 camera. So in a week or two I'll have a new article about the shit that happens at son Pablo’s. The movie starts today, and we'll all get back home on Wednesday, so soon after look for a few updates.

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Mouthful of Grandma | 5.27.03 | So lonely here...
It's been a while since there has been any activity here. Even the guestbook is dead. This is pathetic. Soon, I'll be putting some new content up, just to keep things half going. During the next school year, I'm sure it'll pick up around here. But, until then, I intend to enjoy my summer. Only nine more days!

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