| In my short biking history, I been asked to
answer some really stupid questions... My responses were intially light hearted and w/out much consideration as to the ingorance of the inquirer...I now, when asked dumbass questions, find myself being quite sarcastic and condiscending in my responses....Maybe you'll see why.. |
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| Stupid Question #1: Is that your boyfriend's bike? | |
| Stupid Question #2: Do you know how to ride? | |
| Stupid Question #3: Have you dropped it YET? | |
| Stupid Question #4: Can I take your bike for a spin? | |
| Stupid Question #5: Is that a Ninja? | |
| Stupid Question #6: Isn't that a big bike for such a little girl? | |
| Stupid Question #7: Will you marry me (If I had a dime....) | |
| Stupid Question #8: Why don't you buy a Harley? | |
| Stupid Question #9: Aweful lot'a horsepower for ya. isn't it? | |
| Stupid Question #10: Do you drive that all by yourself? | |
| Stupid Comment #1: Must be nice to have something so powerful between you legs..(oh yeah baby, you know it).) | |