God made mud, God mand dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt.
Do I look like a grocery item? Cuz I see you cheking me out.
Theres a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray its not a train.
A mans got to do what a mans got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
Im not saying my wife is a bad cook she just uses the smoke alarm as the timer
A womans mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to but press the wrong buttons and you're disconnected.
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liqure when you cant drink and drive?
Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive up ATM?
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
My favorite nation is donation.
