Princes of the Universe

I am Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I am four-hundred years old and am an immortal. Being immortal, through vast amounts of leisure time I have developed full bodily control. My skills have never been available to any mortal, skills which require centuries of discipline. For example, I may vomit any varied amount of my stomach's digestive fluid on demand. The nature of my immortality prohibits me from reproducing; I am sterile. Therefore my genitalia is capable of unconventional function, such as my ability to urinate into a woman's vagina through my erect penis.

Here we are
Born to be kings
We're the princes of the universe

I am immortal
I have inside me blood of kings
I have no rival
No man can be my equal

Take me to the future of your world

In anticipation of my titanic battle with the immortal Haresh Clay, tremendous upper body strength was developed. I later found that I possess the skill of full controlled ejaculation into my own mouth while descending a staircase on my hands alone. I am responsible for early development of Kegel exercises. On a related note, I am the first pioneer of relaxed anal control, in that through mental techniques I am capable of relaxing the ring of my anus to a maximum diameter of two inches. Further, I am capable of stopping my heart in order to grow rock hard erections to the delight of my various acquaintences over the past four centuries.

I am immortal. I have inside me blood of kings.