Send in your jokes......
Why did the chicken get sent off?
For persistant fowl play
Footballer: I have a good idea to improve the team
Manager: What? Are you leaving?
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?
He was the skipper
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall - So the referee booked him
What part of the football pitch smells the nicest?
The"scenter"spot
Mary had a little lamb
Who played in goal a lot
It let the ball go through its legs,
So now it's in the pot
Which goalkeepr can jump higher than a goalpost?
All of them - goalposts can't jump!
No prizes - just see how much you know!!
(You might need to ask your dad for some of these!)
1 - Which newly signed player scored the first penalty of the 2004/2005 season?

2 - Wigan boss Paul Jewell has managed in the Premiership, but which club?

3 - Wayne Rooney signed for United for £30M, but how much money do Everton receive straight away?

4 - Which Liverpool striking legend has taken over at League 2's Chester City?

5 - Which club will defender Jaap Stam be playing Champions League football for this season?

6 - Who did Sean Wright Phillips score against on his full England debut last month?

7 -  Which two teams share the San Siro stadium?

8 -  What was special about the 1981 FA Cup Final?

9 -  Who was known as the "Wizard of Dribble"?

10 - Which club play at the Alfred McAlpine stadium?

11 - Who scored a surprise goal for Man Utd against Rotor Volgograd in 1995?

12 - Which Italian star received a three match ban after being accused of spitting in a match against Denmark?

13 - Which Premiership referee was banned for 4 weeks earlier on this sesaon?

14 - By what name is Edson Arantes do Nascimento better known as?

15 - Which team are known as the "Cottagers"?

16 - With which club side is Eusebio most associated?














             
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