Being A Raver
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Being
a
Raver
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Ravers can perfectly understand and
have amazing conversations with anyone under the age of ten.
Ravers know where all the best toy
stores are.
Ravers get the most mileage out of
their shoes. The toes and heels always curl up because they're
so worn down.
Ravers are the only people who
don't have their age calculated in months, yet still wear and use
pacifiers.
Ravers always consider every new
place they go to as a possible location for a party.
Ravers hug EVERYONE.
Ravers can
DANCE.
Ravers can be found dancing
everywhere EXCEPT the main dance floor.
Ravers choose their clothes by
texture, color, and size.
Ravers love homemade clothes
because they've seen the price tag on a pair of Lithiums.
Ravers always order water when they
go out to clubs.
Ravers notice that the doors near
the Mackenzie King Bridge have an "e" on the handle.
Ravers don't bother planning to
meet their friends ahead of time, their friends are always already
there.
Ravers give the best hugs and
massages.
Ravers have a one track mind. It
goes "thump thump tweet thump tweet thump".
Ravers constantly point out the
trippy visuals in everyday life.
Ravers helped Adidas through the
"lean" years.
Ravers never know the name of their
favorite tracks.
Ravers know how to SMILE.
Ravers always choose "e" on
multiple choice questions.
Ravers are good at playing "guess
what he's on".
Ravers will say "hi" to those
people they don't know, yet always see on the
bus.
Ravers can't watch Electric Circus
without it being muted.
Ravers define the style of music
they listen to as "good".
Ravers know what to do with a dead
glowstick !
*Almost every letter of the
alphabet has an alternate meaning to you
*You begin to think of blow-pops as
a separate food group
*The mere mention of a 3 digit
number w/ a "0" in the middle of it causes you to drool
uncontrollably
*The odometer of your car increases
in big chunks over the weekend
*You get an evil grin every time
you see commercials for "E! the entertainment
network"
*You have to fight back the urge to
beat the hell out of everyone who things raves are like the club
scene in Basic Instinct
*You can keep a straight face when
you tell people "Really, not that many people are on anything...I'm
serious!"
-Cheekfreak
*P*L*U*R*
*H*O*M*E*