5.1 249 Votes |
Robert Zoellick--US Trade Representative Despite that come-hither stare, or perhaps because of it, Mr. Zoelick scored at the bottom. Stick to the steel tariffs. |
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5.8 303 Votes |
Richard B. Cheney--Vice President He looks jolly enough, but Hot or Not viewers just weren't buying it. Perhaps the most important finding of this project. Thought about a new running mate recently Mr. President? |
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5.9 106 Votes |
Andrew Card, Jr--President's Chief of Staff This may have been a case of a bad picture. Poor Andy looks like he hasn't had enough sleep and the discriminating viewers at Hot or Not could tell. Get a quick nap and try again Andy! |
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6.2 162 Votes |
Tommy Thompson--Secretary of Health and Human Services Oh sure, he's a looker, but do we really want a guy who looks this smug running our health department? |
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6.2 403 Votes |
Spencer Abraham--Secretary of Energy Despite being the largest framed of Mr. Bush's cabinet, the Energy Secretary nevertheless managed to score fairly well. We think it's that disarming grin of his. As if to say, "Go ahead, ask me if I've jawboned OPEC today." |
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6.7 149 Votes |
Rod Paige--Secretary of Education The ladies just love a guy who knows how to dance. With moves like that, Mr. Paige is gonna leave a lot of children behind. |
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6.8 122 Votes |
Norman Mineta--Secretary of Transportation Poor Norm looks a little glum in this shot. It's tough heading the Department of Transportation (which does what exactly?), but cheer up guy, you've scored in the middle of the pack. |
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7.0 113 Votes |
John Snow--Secretary of the Treasury This former president of CSX drove a freight train through the old adage that baldness is unattractive. Way to go Mr. Snow! |
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7.2 220 Votes |
Tom Ridge--Secretary of Homeland Security He's not the hottest member of the cabinet (although see our FAQ about context), but we still think Mr. Ridge is a "Code Orange." |
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7.3 97 Votes |
Joshua Bolten--Director Office of Management and Budget People in Washington know that the Office of Management and Budget is actually a shadow government running the entire country. Mr. Bolton seems to be a pretty figure head. |
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7.4 78 Votes |
John Walters--Director, Office of National Drug Control Policy
One of Washington's best kept secrets, Mr. Waters' job is to fight the war on drugs. No, not terror, drugs. Remember the war on drugs? |
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7.4 174 Votes |
Anthony Principi--Secretary of Veterans Affairs
He's a tall drink of water, with dark, Mediterranean features. What's not to like? |
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7.7 89 Votes |
Alphonso Jackson--Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
As veterans of Hot or Not will tell you, nothing helps more than a little street cred. And find us a cabinet member with more urban experience than Mr. Jackson (we're told they call him "AJ" in the hood). |
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7.9 123 Votes |
Michael Leavitt --Administrator, Environmental Protection Agency
All that clean living as governor of Utah has propelled Mr. Leavitt to the top of the charts. |
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7.9 167 Votes |
John Ashcroft--Attorney General
Another surprise finding of our study, Mr. Ashcroft finished in the very top of our cabinet rankings. He's already got great name recognition and a charming smile. Bush-Ashcroft '04? |
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7.9 1186 Votes |
Gale Norton--Secretary of the Interior
Our favorite of the women of the cabinet. Clearly her charming smile and active lifestyle helped her score high with the Hot or Not viewers. |
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8.1 1676 Votes |
Ann Veneman--Secretary of Agriculture
The head of the USDA got an "Grade A" stamp of approval from Hot or Not's distinguished viewership. |
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8.1 2292 Votes |
Elaine Chao--Secretary of Labour
Sources inside the Labour Department tell us that Ms. Chao never travels without a hairdryer so that she can maintain her bouffant style. Call it vanity, but we prefer to think of it as exquisite attention to detail. |
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8.8 189 Votes |
Colin Powell--Secretary of State
Everybody loves a man in uniform and Mr. Powell fills his out nicely. It's no surprise that he scored near the top of our poll. |
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9.2 244 Votes |
Don Evans--Secretary of Commerce
Those of us who have had the pleasure of seeing Mr. Evans know he's not just good looking, he's also got charisma. That jaunty style of his is backed up by a soft Texas drawl that's filled with down-home charm. Congratulations Don, you're the hottest member of President Bush's cabinet! |
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? 0 Votes |
Donald Rumsfeld--Secretary of Defense
He's a perfect 10 in our book, but the censors at Hot or Not caught him (see our FAQ to find out more). Write to us and let us know how you would rank the SecDef! |
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