I'M A COLLEGE GRADUATE!!!!!11
About ME: My name is Dave and I AM NOW A COLLEGE GRADUATE! I know how all you sexy ladiez out there like a guy who is smart and sophisticated, and knows about things like existential philosophy and how to build a huge super-computer, and now that I just graduated from college...
I KNOW ALL THAT STUFF!!
AND NOW YOU CAN TALK TO ME AND BE THE GIRLFRIEND OF A COLLEGE GRADUATE!
During college I never got any girls, and the reason is because I wasn't an awesome college grad yet, and I learned that girls just want a guy with lots of brains and a degree that will get him a great job. Well, now that I GRADUATED COLLEGE, I have a lot of sweet knowledge about awesome stuff like cars, computers and japan, and I'm going to interview for a really important job doing something really fun and MAKING LOADS OF MONEY.
I figured I'd make an awesome, informative website so all the ladiez could see exactly what a REAL COLLEGE GRADUATE looks like.
Here's me posing with my COLLEGE DIPLOMA and my COOL GRADUATE HAT and GOWN! For all you non-graduates out there, they give you these outfits when you learn all sorts of cool stuff about like astrophysics and computer technology. They only give the smartest kids the white thing I have on, which proves to you that I'M REALLY SMART and bound to MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS!
Here's another HOT shot of me posing in my GRADUATION OUTFIT!!1 That white thing in my hand is MY COLLEGE DIPLOMA, which I worked super hard for five years to get. I never met any hot girls during college because I was so focused on studying hard and learning a ton of new and sweet skills. That way, once I got this diploma, their would be ladiez like flocking to me EVERYWHERE I WENT!
In COLLEGE< you have to read like a lot of books... i mean A LOT OF BOOKS! I read probably so many books that my head is so filled with cool facts and stuff that all high-profile Wall Street employers want to hire me RIGHT AWAY!!! It also means that I can really impress you (you meaning a cute lady) when we go on our date with all my knowledge about the revolutionary war and differential equations. Those might not sound like cool things to you, but believe me, ALL COLLEGE GRADUATES LIKE ME THINK THEY ARE COOL!
HOLY CRAP! It's 2 of me. To do this kind of effect, the designer guy does this really cool and complicated effect called SUPERIMPOSITION. I only know about this cool effect because I learned all about it in COLLEGE in a computer graphics class. I also made a really sick animation in the class, and it was about an EMU (my favorite animal) who rode a skateboard!!!!11 It was really funny. I got an A+ on the assignment because I used so many skills I read in books to make such a good animation.
I bet ladiez are really sweating when they see the above picture, because it features TWO AWESOME COLLEGE GRADUATES in it! Both of which are YOURS TRULY!!!!
IF YOU're A CUTE GIRL TIRED OF MEETING GUYS WHO ARE LAME AND DON'T KNOW ABOUT THINGS LIKE PHYSICS, THEN I AM THE GUY YOU ARE LOOKING FOR!
I am an available and attractive (If I do say so myself) guy with a COLLEGE DIPLOMA and a lot of job prospects. I am going to make a lot of money and impress you endlessly with all my knowledge of awesome stuff that I learned in COLLEGE.
TO CONTACT ME AND CHAT, JUST SEND ME AN EMAIL AT:
OR SEND ME AN INSTANT MESSAGE ON THE COMPUTER AT
FREE THE EMUS
I made that my SCREEN NAME because Emus are my absolute favorite animal and they are really cute and girls really like them. I learned in a COLLEGE BIOLOGY class that Emus are endangered and often times they are imprisoned on farms and stuff. A kid I know even studied abroad in AUSTRALIA and he said that over there, people eat Emus. WHAT!? I totally think that sucks and hope to either become a BIOLOGIST or a LAWYER and someday help free all the enslaved Emus and return them to the wild (I read in a book that they are indigenious to Mexico). Either way, as a biologist or a lawyer I AM BOUND TO MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS OR MAYBE MORE, which I'd love to spend on fancy dinners and wine with a very special LADY!
I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU!!!!!
this is me saying HEY to all the ladiez out there who think a guy wtih brains and a degree FROM COLLEGE are hot!
(c) DAVE 2004
(these pictures are copywritten and I fully intend to pursue a lawsuit with anyone who uses them without my pemission,
and I will act as my own lawyer once I become a lawyer with my degree, so just don't do it, ok!)