So first an update on that chick at the office…Lonetta. So of course after the big reveal, she’s been flirting with me mad heavy…looking me up and down and shit every time we talk saying “oh I hope you don’t mind”….then me in my throaty voice: “Nah I don’t mind”
So okay I figure enough is enough…y’all know how bold I am…plus impatient as fuck so I decide to find out if she’s really bout it bout it or just a corporate tease. I go up to her at her desk:
“Yeah,” she says, as her eyes are locked dead on my braless breasts…(yeah I don’t wear no bras at work half the time…fuck corporate America)
She writes down her email address then I run…I mean um walk back to my desk to send her “a present”
To: Lonetta
From: HotDamali
Subject: Hey its me Damali
Here’s a present for you…I decided to tease you a little since you be making me wet all the time….
Attachment: DamaliXXX.jpg
I guess you wanna know what the present was….lol…well it was an old nude photo of me from when I was 21…yeah I was scandalous back then but I only saved one photo as evidence
So she wrote back…I won’t include the exact text but suffice it to say she ain’t never done nothing with a woman and she just likes to flirt and she’s curious about it and oh nice pic and is that really you? And maybe one day and yickety yack bappity bip….
She ain’t bout it…next!
Dykes: 4 Me: 2 She ain’t a dyke but she added to their score anyway for her mimicking one
Ok back to my desperation…
I decided to try to call up an old stand by…you know that chick that you know will always be down for a little something something…her name is Mandy. We haven’t talked in a while but she always leaves the light on for me, nahmean? (ok lemme stop…the pimpstress in me is showing)
I met her about 2 years ago...she worked here with me but I didn't know it...one day me and this dude I'm cool with was standing by the cafeteria just looking at the women walking in...saying yeah she looks good, i'd talk to her..whatever whatever...then Mandy walks by.
"What about her" he says...
"Yeah she's cute...kinda plain...but yeah i'd talk to her"....
Him: She likes chicks you know.
Me: Word?
He calls her over...introduces us..when she walks away, he drops a bomb
Him: OH today is her last day here..she's quitting.
GREAT! ...LOL
Later on he's like you wanna go out for drinks? I gotta surprise for you...cool whatever...we meet up at TGI Fridays after work and guess who's sitting there with him when i get there? Mandy
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So anyway, the other night, I call Mandy and we exchange our usual pleasantries….sup girl? How you doing..yeah I’m good…what you been up to …nothing here either…mmmhmm…yeah that album is banging…nah I ain’t been there in a minute…soooooooooo…what you wearin’? for real? Damn….I haven’t been over in a while..can I um…come and have a taste?
Mandy: Damn I would but my girl’s been around a lot lately and she got keys.
(Is it me or did a door just slam?…hmmm…musta been the wind)
ah well…the search goes on
Dykes: 5 Me: 2
i've got some catching up to do...