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| HELLO! We are here to give you an offer that will let you go on one of these vacations for just.................You can go on anyone of these you want! |
| We can get you into Cuba..........we might not be able to get you out, but we can get you in. |
| We can let you go to Columbia South America and we can take you to the front line of how the Guerillas get their drugs from South America to the U.S. You will also take a class that teaches you how to smuggle drugs yourself. If you're lucky you may even be able to get some back to the U.S. |
| We can even let you go to Iraq and we can arange that you will be kidnapped by The Iraq Government and held from 1-89 years depending n how much they like you (they REALLY don't like Americans). You will be kept as if you were a prisoner of war. DOESN'T THAT SOUND LIKE FUN!!!!!! |
| Or you can go camping in Siberia. You will be given a 2 foot by 2 foot tent. You will be sent to the northern tip of Siberia. You will be given 1 set of clothes. You will be given nothing else. NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL A VACATION!!! |