Make Your Own

DesADDerota
RIGHT HERE!

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(Adapted From Desiderata & National Lampoon "Deteriorata")

Interactive MAD LIBS STYLE

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NOTE: (Please keep it clean - or I probably won't use it.)

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The Desiderata, written in this century, is a wonderful guide for the conduct of life.

It has been (A Classically) misinterpreted here in A.D.D. form.

You are now cordially invited to MAKE YOUR OWN!
Click the arrows to make your choices inside the selection boxes, then SUBMIT.

Select or "A.D.D." to it. (You can even get really creative and do both!) HAVE FUN!

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Your Name:
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Your E-Mail:
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Your Website URL:

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BEGIN!

Go placidly amid the:

noise toys stacks noise waste jerks chaos chalk lines losers ruins geeks Other...

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and

haste haste piles of stuff wastepaper baskets despair geniuses time to spare booby traps confusion assortment packs barricades pained looks from other people Other...

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and remember

you might need something it's not your fault I told you so you can't do anything right anyway the other person's name you might need something you're cooking to feed the pets what pays and what doesn't don't cook the pets to wipe your feet this is dodgeball there's no time for that objects are closer than they appear Other...

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(and remember)

what peace what piece of chocolate what peanuts what peace what a Wonderful Life you loser, what you just said what is a piece of that, no one saw that it's the last one nothing, to wash your hands after you touch that, this will hurt me more than it will hurt you, you asked for it, Other...

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there may be

in silence. in there. a prize. quitters never win. pizza tonight. As if anyone even cared. more where that came from. peanuts in there. in silence. a chance to be on TV. time for that later. sticky stuff in there. something important in there. something in your pocket. a booby trap. a quiz afterwards. Other...

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As far as possible without surrender, be

on good terms falsely accused wild vague and noncommittal good to the last drop insecure in color between the lines first on good terms 'have yourself! last ambiguous invisible always right teflon nothing someone else squeaky clean Other...

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with all persons.

(And remember)

Speak Interrupt Sugar-coat Don't forget what kind of mileage can you get out of Speak Cremate Recreate Make up Impose Grease There's no time for Rationalize Play with Wire Trash Smoke Burn Dramatize Fumble Shred Draw Bleat Other...

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your truth

quietly and clearly without looking retarded, can you do that? without any reason without spilling any "Peanut-Brain" for all it's worth without blinking behind your back quietly and clearly A.S.A.P. like confetti as if anyone even cared, as soon as you think of it on one foot and document it, as if you could understand it without even looking Other...

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and listen to others,

even the dull and ignorant;

they too have their story.

Even if it's really stupid. You might even learn something. Even if it's really not important. So you can laugh at them, but try to do it later. Even if it's really stupid. Simon says, Be Quiet! As if anyone even cared. This is your conscience talking. Now release the clutch. They are geniuses. If you HAVE TO! It's a Wonderful Life! They'll make YOU look pretty smart. They'll make it look like you know what you're doing. Even if it's better than yours. Other...

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Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are

vexations just freed from the Institution insane "out there" flying over the Cuckoo's Nest live bait anti-gravitational not giving an inch vexations going incognito ping-pong balls bigger than you are on their last installment going to squeal better that way firecrackers cartoons genies nuclear reactions speed bumps on patrol on parole going to blame YOU for sale visitors Other...

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to the spirit.

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If you compare yourself with others,

you may become vain and bitter;

for always there will be

greater and lesser many more insane smarter, wiser greater and lesser kinder, gentler cooler party-animal better looking more or less predictable more adequate later earlier so many more Dilbert more extraordinary better to blame less complete Other...

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persons than yourself.

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Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep

interested in taking two steps back in inventing treading water in a purpose in trying to make decisions in interested in atrophying in time for that later in aggravating people in excuses for predicting sitting on stringing along teasing people in blowing up balloons in faking floating winding up washing your hands of complaining to people in Other...

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your career, however humble;

it is a real

possession drawback credit to your family tree daydream placebo neat toy magic carpet good treat Wonderful Life shame on you joke on you hamster ball / wheel posession time filler potato shooting range target practice Royal treatment cement shoe source of irritation can of worms bad dream Other...

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in the changing fortunes of time.

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Exercise

caution all your options to instill fear your pie hole your fears caution the Royal treatment during meals the dribble glass in front of everyone your credit card as if anyone even cared your sense of humor till you drop subliminally unintentionally rigorously Other...

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in your business affairs;

for the world is full of trickery.

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