(Do these things happen to you OFTEN?!)
E-mail me with your own! I may like to include them.
"Where did THAT come from?"
"Are you really an Alien?"
"Did you hear a word I said?!"
"How many times do I have to tell you...."
"Earth to (your name here)!"
When is this ever going to sink in? but a realization interrupts your train
of thought somewhere along the straight
and wide, you suddenly don't know where you are.
(Now you really feel
weird. Very DISORIENTING!)
But it's really "All In Your Head."
You had to ask your kids the same question five
times so now they're getting hostile
with you.
The main thing to achieve is getting up and MOVING AROUND.
But Relief has its
price. "You have.... SPASMS
of talent!"
How's THAT for a good pat on the back?!!
What do you say, "Thanks," or "Ouch?" (Or both)?
"Fringe Dweller" or the
nucleus of action - or both!
(If you ever got
there, of course you didn't stay!)
except two kids who were absent.... yeah,
two kids were absent.... and one was me.
But then I came,
so only one was absent.
Because I was there!" many, many things I'd like to stop and take a look at -
or many other very interesting
things I would much rather be doing.....
that's exactly what I end up doing.
1.) got lost.....
2.) had an accident or a breakdown.....
3.) got carjacked..... or
4.) "fell in!" others are struck by your remarkable, profound
insight.
They wonder why you aren't that way all the time.
What they can't see is that
you usually are. I love good feedback! Did you
find anything helpful?
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I'm new at this but I listen.
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And how many times have you heard these?
You drive past the same places on the highway hundreds of times
No matter where you've been, you're perceived as being
"Out to Lunch."
You finished your shopping list, but halfway to the store
(or once inside) you
realize you left it on the kitchen table - again!
So you call yourself rude names again
and make the best of it.
You try to drink as much (water,
soda, tea, etc.) as humanly possible so you can get up and walk
to the bathroom often - because..... you're Too Old to
break your pencil On Purpose at work!...
Whatever you did or said, it was "inappropriate."
In college your Art teacher tells you perplexedly,
You have had strong feelings of being a
"Reject" and are either a
At school you never knew
what it was like at the front of the lunch or recess line.
You suspect your clock is
REALLY
a Vacuous Black Hole.
Your Mom dropped you off 45 minutes late for
kindergarten because you wouldn't get ready on time,
then after school when asked about your experience being late,
you said (and actually believed) "I wasn't late,
everyone else started
early today;
You feel like there are
"ANTS in your bones" when forced to
sit for long periods.
(I know it's a spider; I needed ants, so if you know
of a good little ant graphic out there, please let me know about
it!)
Once that feeling surfaces it multiplies..by..
the.. second.
(This is what hyperactivity
feels like.)
Though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of.....
When you show up, others thought
you.....
Who invented that Vacuum Clock,
anyway?
You see aspects of things that others don't
notice. When you share these thoughts,
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