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Well, I still stand by my orginal comments. Eleven year olds are children. So, they are not sexy. Other eleven year old boys might think they are cute, but that's just the way it is.
By the way, you are considred a child by most resturants and businesses untill you are 13 years old. Therefore, if you can get a children's discount, then you are a child.
And I just wanted to make a comment about every boy thinking your sexy. Well, since you are eleven, you still go to Elementary school. Do the kindergardeners and first graders think you are sexy too? Do they let you use their crayons? Awwww. How sweet. Since there's only proably between 25-30 boys in your grade, that doesn't mean much to me. (not that the opinion of 11 year old boys meant much to me, I have my 18 year old boyfriend to worry about)
Oh, and just for the record, people who find 11 year olds sexy usually end up in prison for child rape, sexual abuse,or posession of child pornography.
Therefore, if I were you, I wouldn't brag too much.
PS. Thanks for making comments about my weight. Since that, and four letter words is the most logical insult you can throw at me, I'll ignore all the really stupid things you said.(cough YES, WE KNOW THE ELEVEN YEAR OLD IS THE AGE OF ELEVEN. cough)
email address: non of your business
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Describe Your Site: non
What was you fave thing about this site?: nottin
Least Fave?: everythin
Comments:: this stupid site is dumb! you are fat and i don`t agree w/ what u said to that 11 year old that she couldn`t be sexy at the age of 11. for your info every boi in my school find me sexy! and britney spears is a good singer!!! and i am mature because i KNOW
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Well, I'm glad you liked the hatemail. I'm also glad somebody agrees with me about Brittney. The anit-Brittney page should be working. Trying using the link on the homepage.
I used to be a Christina Augleria fan, but she's gotten kind of, well, dirty, too. What do you think? I still like her old cd, I don't know whether or not I should buy her new one. At least Christina doesn't pretend to be all inocent, though, like Brittney does.
What's your fave thing about this site?
da hatemail..itz mad funnie!!...lol...i dunno wut is so great boutz britney spearz..i tink she is da biggest slut out dere..but datz my opinion...but oh well..luv da site
Least Fave?:
stoopid ppl callin u namez...how do dey kno wut sum1 is like jsut frum readin dere webpage??
Comments::
umm...like i sed i luv da site..but y dun da cartoon dollz work??...i rly wanted 2 see da anit-brit pages..*tear*...j/k
email address : nonnofyourbusiness@hotmail.com
Your Website Addres : nonofyourbusiness.com
Describe Your Site : nonofyourbbusiness, but your too little to view it, its too porny
What was you fave thing about this site? : the way the hatemailers think your an idiot/bitch/fat
Least Fave? : You,, and you, and also you
Comments: : your just jelouse that Britt can get a good education, at least not making a dumb ass site, about people you dont know and never will be`. Im sexy your not, im skinny your not, Im budilisouse and your jelly. Britney is a singer and a damd good one, and yo
Wanna get the free newsletter? : Forget about it bitch. Feed your bunny ball while he lives
For your information, I received a scholarship to go to college next fall because I have very good grades. Brittney Spears could get into college for free because she is nothing more than a famous name, not because of her grades or character. Second of all, you may think my site is dumb, but look thru the guestbook. There are a lot more people that love it and come here regularly than people that don't. Third, yes, I talk about Brittney Spears, and I will never know her, but guess what? YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HER EITHER!!! Brittney Spears will never be your friend, and the only chance you have for meeting her is a five second can-i-get-your-autograph-type-of-thing. If Brittney met you, she would not want to be your friend because your a little baby child. She's just laugh at you and tell you to go away. Why would a famous person like her (who's an adult even if she's stupid one) want to hang around with a kid like you?
10 year olds only come in two shapes. Fat or skinny.
If you are the skinny type, good for you, but you proably don't have any type of a figure since you are a kid, and that will change when you are older. Therefore, you may grow up to be a hippo. And you proably will since you are such a negative person and have nothing to do with your life but write hate mail. People that brag about how good they look usually are the really ugly ones anyway.
Oh, and in response to the really rude an innaprioite remarks you made in the Cartoon Dolls guestbook about my boyfriend, well, do you honestly think I care about what an eleven year old thinks about my boyfriend? Since you go to elementary school all the boys proably still eat glue. Yeah, your opinion doesn't mean a lot to me. You are proably just jealous, anyway! Too bad your fourth grade boyfriends don't have facial hair, or cars, huh?
For the record, I'm not posting her comments here because it's too vulgar for my younger visitors, and I don't think it would be right to post it here. If you really want to see it, go see if it's still in the cartoon dolls guestbook. Depending on how many entries there are, it may be deleted.
Rylee 11 Tx
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Hatemail
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nothin
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I have to admit I like one of Britanys songs but I totally HATE her. Your page is the total truth of what she is!!! The other 11 year old who made that comment, grow up!!! I mean if you think your mature at 11 take a real good look at me!!!!
Well, I hate to admit it, but I like some of Brittney's older songs. Like the ones on her first cd and some of the ones on her second cd. She didn't get so unbelivably slutty untill last year (2001) and that's why I don't like her, because the way she acted slutty in her videos in magazines, and at award shows, and then told everyone how she is a virgin and everyone should wait 'till they get married. Hello? Anybody else notice mixed mesages here?
I'll admit that I have her first two cds. The first one I bought. I was in the 8th grade when she came onto the music scene, and I liked her then. The second one, somebody bought it for me as a birthday gift, and I listented to it a couple times, and I decided that it was totally lame (except for a couple of songs). I never listen to her music anymore and I have no intentions of buying her cd's ever again or watching her movies. Thanks for the nice comments about my site.
Samantha, 14, NY
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I love looking at dolls, I love making dolls, i haven't really been anywhere around this site, hoping there is a place where i can make and submit dolls, that'd be snappy! :-)! Well i love ya site! It's awesome!
Least Fave?:
Nothing Love it all!
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Frist of all who cares about Britney Spears.. No one! And no one really cares if u make fun of her. and people that leave those hate mails need to get a life and grow up and start liking the real singers, not ones that CrY like Babies like Britney does!!
Well, I guess some people care about Brittney Spears since they get so wound up about it and leave immature hate mail messages. Personally, I don't care if anybody says anything bad about my fave
celbs! Hey, it's not like they are my best friends and I know them in real life! There just people that entertain you!
No use getting all excited about something that doesn't really matter like that.
Lexxy. 13, Minnesota
What was you fave thing about this site?:
the hate mail page. its funny how ppl enjoy wasting their time writing hate mail when all they could do is just click the dahm "x" at the right corner of the screen. it'll save their time and urs. they sure do seem to spend alot of time here for hating it
Least Fave?:
nuttin, its all awesome
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awesome site. dont let all dem scum ass'd bitches who write hate mail and who like britney spears get to u. they're all just fucked up and forgot to take their medication!
Funny! I love your guestbook entry! Thanks for the laugh.
I agree with you 100%
I don't even know why people are so determined to talk about Brittney Spears.
I don't think you hear very much about her lately, well, except for her and Justin.
Maybe she's a has-been? That would be cool. Then people would forget about her and stop writing annoying things in my guestbook. Hey, it's not like she's really done anything important lately!
What was you fave thing about this site?:
nottin
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i`ve had sex and i`m eleven years old
Well, that's nice.
Hope Santa doesn't find out, or he won't bring you that Easy Bake Oven you asked him for.
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Describe Your Site:
better than urz
What was you fave thing about this site?: idk. its all pretty gay
Least Fave?: therez a tie between everythang
Comments:: ur gay. ur sites gay. ne1 who helped u wit dis site iz gay. ne1 who likez this site needz serious help. i took sum graphikz. go 2 mi site 2 c wut i stole stupid bitch
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Sigh.
Isn't it sad that there are people in the world like my good friend, Lori, who can't even come up with a better insult that calling someone gay?
How sad!
This makes me appreciate my brain a lot more now, thanks Lori.
I hope all the other HH visitors feel the same way too.
Why is it so hurtfull to have a celberity you like made fun? People can make fun of my fave singers all they want. I don't care! I think Brittney is old enough that if she doesn't want to wear something, she can tell her manger to go stuff it.
Atleast, that's what I would do.
Well, at least thanks for not throwing my random insults. That shows that not all Brittney fans have gone brain dead. Woo hoo for an inteligent one!
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What was you fave thing about this site?: i do not really like the site!
Least Fave?: britney stuff
Comments:: I DO NOT WANT TO BE RUDE OR ANYTHING but i disagree with you.if you dont like britney, please keep to yourself.it is very hurtful when your fave singer is made fun of.she only dresses like that for concerts and videos,plus her like manager makes her wear it.
Wanna get the free newsletter?: no thanks!
email address: I should get my own coloring coding on the hate-mail page!!! grrrrr
Your Website Addres: and I was little insulted at this comment: theyre all just fucked up and forgot to take their medication! I take prozac and damn proud of it! Why wouldnt I be? its prozactacular!!!! So dont think its medicine thats doing that to the mini britney whores
Describe Your Site: you have been disappointing me amanda. You need to put my old entries up here!! You better get cracking Amanda.
What was you fave thing about this site?: Now im forced to torture you with a little song: you know dasher and dancer and prancer and vixxen, comet and cupid and doner and blitze, but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all! Rudolph the red nosed reindeer (reindeer!)had a very shiny nose! (
Least Fave?: I just thought I had to speak my mind on all these issues. No start posting my stuff or ima gonna nigga on you girlfriend. Oh wait I forgot you dont like the N word. Why dont you tkae your ass to KKKFC! ha I crack myself up muah ha ha
Comments:: ok I lost my train of thought there. hmmmm now uh what was I talking aobut jewish kids and shit like that? what else pisses me off? ooooh!!! www.expage.com/pplihateandamgoingtokill this page is ingenious (created by yours truly!) muah ha ha ha ok well
Wanna get the free newsletter?: on the subject of the newsletter thing I havent reicieved the damn thing and i signed up!!!!!! you bitch send me newsletter now now now now now!! oh heres another fortune you are going to have a very comfortable old age what the hell is that suppose to mean?
Thanks for the, er, wonderful song.
I have been slacking off a lot on this site.
Why? Because I'm lazy and because Taco Bell has been giving me extra hours and my
school has been giving me extra homework.
Thanks for the fourtune. Very, er, inspirational.
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What was you fave thing about this site? : your dolls are VERY ugly u need ta learn how to make them obviously
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Aw, come on! Is that the best insult you can throw at me? I've had better ones from the drugged up eight year olds! Try harder next time!
email address : Girl, you seriously needa work on this site. You needa update girly. You betta get to work before a bust a cap on ya, girl.
Your Website Addres : You know who this is. The one and only EFHM. And about that mailing list, you never sent a damn thing girl. You needa shape it up. Get yo act together!
Describe Your Site : Or else you needa step girl. Now id like to see my page up yo favorite links girl. tisk tisk tisk
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Well, I don't know why you aren't getting the newsletter. Maybe you should try signing up again. Everybody else hasn't had any probelms.
If you want me to update more, donate money to me! Hey, I've gotta work!
And go yell at my teachers!
They've been giving me too much homework. I'd update more if I didn't have to go to school, work, eat, sleep, do homework, or have a social life!
Sorry! lol!
Well, I updated the Harry Potter section! that's pretty time consuming!
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Well, I'm glad somebody likes my layout! LOL! I was thinking about redoing it because I've been getting lots of comments that it's not organized enough, and in my web page design class, we are learning a lot of design rules, and I learned that my homepage breaks them all! LOL!
Oh, thanks for your nice review on my Legolas parody! EFHM is a Lord of the Rings fan? I never would have thought!
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WELL, YOU SUCK!
email address : not telling
Your Website Addres : no moa yet
Describe Your Site : Should be wayyyyy better than yours
What was you fave thing about this site? : nothing is FAVE well not from your site at least!:)))LOL
Least Fave? : Everything
Comments: : I think you should GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!! Sista you shouldnt be acting like your young because you AINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sigh.
There are just too many idiots in the world.
I shouldn't be acting young when I'm not? Uh, hate to tell you, but I'm only a senior in high school, so I think I'm pretty young.
(rolls eyes)
Loser.
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Comments: : okay you just plain weird, i mean like the rabbit might be even WAY Smarter than you!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BETTER DELETE THIS SITE BEFORE THE COPS ARREST YOU FOR TRYING TO IMPERSINATING OR TRYING TO IMPERSINATE A COOL PERSON. *HAWWAIIANS RULE!*
Wanna get the free newsletter? : HELL NO WAYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
If you didn't like my webiste, did you ever think of just leaving it instead of leaving mesaages in the guestbook, making a total idiot out of yourself?
No, I guess you wouldn't.
x
Describe Your Site : itz SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much betta than yourz u retard!
Who do you want to be the next Hot Guy of the Mont : ME....srry im gay
Any ideas for any new feautres for this site? : SAI U R GAY AND MY MOM SUX LEGOS
Well, I have never seen anybody suck a Lego before but I have seen them stick the little green ones up their nose. That was pretty cool!
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Comments: : ur site is crap and the bunni is so scary
Anything else? :
You'd better watch out! That bunny will come and get you and he will eat you.
He's a killer bunny. muahawhah!