How Do You Know You've Had Too Much Harry Potter?
You wave your pencil at inatimate objects and expect them to move!

You wake up in the middle of the night wondering why Dumbledore had a gleam of truimph in his eye.

After reading the third book, you start to become very suspicous of Mr. Pickles, your sister's pet mouse.

You think the bumper sticker "My Other Car Is A Broom" is actually funny.
At dinner, you say "Accio Salt" instead of asking someone to pass you the salt.

You say "Accio Salt" and someone in your family actually passes it to you.

You ask to speak to the manager when you get your photos back and the people aren't moving.

You walk into a bar and order a Butterbeer.

Going sight-seeing in London, you can't seem to find Diagon Alley in London.

When that really annoying loser kid walks past your locker you go COUGH COUGH Muggle COUGH COUGH.

You crash your head into the wall at King's Cross.

You ask for The Sorting Hat at Career Day.

You ask your parents if you can go to Hogwarts next year.

You see your cats wandering around in the yard, and you yell at them that First Years aren't allowed on the grounds.

You see your kids are up at night, and yell, "Detention The Three Of You."

You finish reading all the books and then start over again.

You see a stay tabby cat on the street and wonder why it doesn't turn into Profesor McGongall.

You swear behind Oshma Bin Laden's turban is really You-Know-Who.

You start calling Voldemort, You-Know-Who.

When you play Dodgeball, you think the ball is a bludger.

You see a neighbor's garden knome, and start to spin it around.

You ask your parents why you didn't get your letter when you were eleven.


You try out for a part in the movie, and when you don't get the role, you start yelling Voldermort Voldermort VOLDERMORT.

Your watching (American) football on TV and wonder when the quarterback will catch the Golden Snitch.

After a lesson in Bible School, you realize that Adam was a pareslmouth!

You post a note over your cubicle that says Azkban.

In a history exam, you write that Neapolean died in the 1612 Goblin Rebelion.

You tell people your least favorite teacher is Profersor Snape.


You sneak around under a blanket thinking your invisible.