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4/07/02
Whoa!!!!! It's been a while. To make long things short, This is the ASS page once agian, as usaul, we get people who want to make pages, then dissapear with thier loyalty. (what a shock) So, since I will ALWAYS be around, this will be the page.
ASS has left the OGL ladder due to various reasons including Assholes on the ladder, undedicated players, players who are MIA and other strange shit. Regardless we are still a clan. SO,.. I need to do some extreme updating around here.


12/24/01
Ok, I finally got my ASS in here to do some updating. I believe Helta and Kuniva are working on a new ASS page. I also am deleting all the match screenshots, and will no longer be posting them. Too much of a pain in the ass, and I'm too lazy to do it.

12/15/01
Welcome to our newest member Bandit

12/11/01
We have removed ourselves from the OGL ladder. Time to do some housecleaning and reorganizing. When we feel the team is ready, we will rejoin.

12/10/01
I would like to welcome Helta420 to ASS

12/02/01
ASS takes a loss to FD.

11/24/01
ASS takes the Victory over NEO again

11/19/01
ASS takes a loss to STR8

11/12/01
ASS takes the Victory over NEO once again.

11/07/01
Welcome to our new member Starwind.

11/02/01
ASS loses to PW, close though. Should have won but some cant follow directions.
I would also like to welcome
Kuniva to the clan.

10/25/01
ASS takes the victory over NEO

10/14/01
ASS loses by forfiet to DB cause our dumb asses never accepted the challenge on time.

10/12/01
ASS loses to JaMen once agian.

10/03/01
ASS takes the win over Zangy Masters(PDT) Good games, no bitching. A rarety.

10/02/01
Would like to welcome two more members to our team. Psycho Killa, and Cake.

9/23/01
Yet Another loss, this time to STR8, About time :p

9/07/01
Ass Loses to JaMen once again :) Keep em coming

9/01/01
I(Rambo) have rented a "real" server.  The ip is 208.254.35.120  It is a 12 player 2 spectator server. Available for matches. Icq me 97600322 or email me at blkbeltolson@yahoo.com

I would also like to welcome
Chaos to ASS.

8/30/01
ASS takes the win over DOH

8/12/01
Ass loses to JaMen

8/03/01
Ass Loses to FD

7/28/01
ASS takes the win over STR8. Good Games.

7/21/01
ASS Beats DOH, After a 3 game match.

7/17/01
KotRT Takes the win. Good Games.

7/09/01
Mad takes the win. After a 3 game match, and a 4 hour long bitch and whine fest as always.

7/05/01
I would like to welcome Grimace and HookUps to ASS

6/30/01
JaMen wins.

6/29/01
Yes, its been a while since the page has been updated. Superjaded was supposed to take over, but never got around to it. Anyway,  I left ASS and now I'm back. :P

6/20/01
ASS gets another beating by NV, but at least it wasn't as bad as the first time. Our next match is the 30th agains JaMen. Also, would  like to welcome 4 more members. Mrs1Sik, Citgo, FAQ, and Riptor.

6/10/01
ASS Beats LORD this time around. And yet, we didn't go bragging to the world.

6/03/01
Ass gets its ASS whooped by NV, No shock to most.

May/27/01
ASS Beats MAD. Of course they said they had lag, but we didn't. Also Ktownbomber suspected Peepers of using an Aimbot. And I would like to Welcome Chunky to ASS. AKA ChubbyRain

May/20/01
ASS Loses to LORD, of course Ares had to act like a little fag and Brag to half the world.

May/13/01
ASS takes a loss from GAY.   I must say that most of us are a little dissapointed in clan GAY and thier need to "Gloat" over their flag caps. This game is nothing but Egos anymore.


May/2/01
ASS takes a win over FUcT. More good games with no bitching and whining. Good clan to frag with.

April/21/01
ASS takes another loss over DJ. Good Games though. NO Bitching, whining etc. Just good games.

April/17/01
ASS would like to welcome Phrostbyte to the clan. Phrostybte is also know as Total Control. Welcome aboard man!!

April/11/01
ASS takes a loss over MAD. The whole match sucked, nothing but a multi day bitch and whine fest.

March/23/01
ASS takes the win over Jamen. We had a slight ping advantage, but they said they were on modems, what can you expect? They are a good clan,,with no bitching at all. They are respected by me. Its rare to see a clan that doesn't bitch about anything. GG's to the Jamens.

Also,, I would like to welcome our newest member
Apostle!! Welcome aboard man.


March/18/01
ASS takes the win over DJ. It wasnt easy, both games ended up into Overtime. They were tough games, and we would of lost the first one if Super Palak wouldn't have killed the enemy flag carrier 10 feet from his flag!!!!!!   WAY TO GO PALAK!!!  Seems like we play the LORD Clan next.


March/15/01
WEll put another loss up for ASS. POO takes the victory in this one. Another sad moment in ASS history.


March/10/01
YES!!!!!  ASS takes the win over FUcT. And now we get to play T1 again,, oh boy.
I guess we love punishment. Cant wait to post the pictures for that one. Oh, and good luck to Meth ASS, who has decided to quit UT all together. So long buddy.



March/3/01
Well....we played T1Crew on March 1st, and the best way to describe it is....RAPE!!!!!! Our winning streak came to an end. I almost hate to update the matches section,,but you win some ,,you lose some I guess.


Feb/25/01
ASS takes the Victory over NEO. We are now 5th on the OGL ladder. Our next match is against the T1Crew. We better get our ASSES in gear for this one.


Feb/14/01
I would like to welcome Linkin, our newest member to ASS. Damn,, now I have to make another skin...lol

Feb/12/01
ASS takes the victory over STR8, but it wasnt easy. They put up a Hell of a fight. (crazy bastards).
     Also,  Welcome to our new members,
Sexy_Buddah   and Meth. Glad to have you guys on.

Feb/1/01
Well,, ASS takes the victory over PTY. Check the screenshots out in the MATCHES section. Next, We are playing STR8. Hopefully we can pull off another win.


Jan/31/01

Falcon is gone, so it looks like this will be the Ass Page after all. I am almost done with the Member skins in the Members section. I am still missing Prodigy, and Darklite.
     Our match with PTY is finally here. Hopefully after tonight we will be higher on the ladder.


Jan/27/01

Ok, Finally A start at least of a Ass Page. I need suggestions and thoughts about how to make up the various pages. We are a team, we should all make the site. If you guys can, send me a personal pic of yourself, and I will put it under your player pic. (the one you use in UT with your name on it) If you want to send more that one pic,,fine, it will go in the Real Pics section. I will take a screenshot of everyone in our Clan, wearing the skin I made for each of you. (Except Dog of course, he made his own skin) and I will post the pic under the members page along with information you wish to include.
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