| To many fans, this is the best part of The Last Grand Admiral. This is a series of scripts staring Obi-Wan Kenobi, a young Jedi Master that is just having a bunch of really bad days. Join Obi-Wan in his adventures and read these funny, but true scripts! |
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| The first and quite to my dismay, probably the funniest (Hey! That's saying a lot. OKAY?!!!). Obi-Wan and Anakin are taking a gun safety course when everything goes horribly wrong... |
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| Obi-Wan has chased Anakin to Malistare, hoping to convert him back to the light side. There could be violence. They could be drama. There could be... orange soda? |
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| Told that his ponytail was out of style, Obi-Wan goes to the barber's to get it removed. But he is diving into more than he is ready for... |
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| By now, Obi-Wan is truly convinced that his life is over. He wants to die. But it is impossible for a Jedi to die at his own hands. So he calls upon young Bossk, who comes equipped with a... a... what?.... |
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| Obi-Wan proves once and for all how difficult it is to carry a dead girl's body through the catwalks of Coruscant while encountering her son, her daughter, and... her ex-husband... |
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| It's time for some father-son bonding! Darth Visor visits Luke's take-your-dad-to-school day and explains his profession to all of the kindergarteners. Things could get messy... |
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| Little Luke and his Uncle Owen go for a landspeeder in the Dune sea. But the person they run into will change there lives forever. Not in this script, but eventually. Yeah. |
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| Being hopelessly lost in the desert, Luke comes across a band of Tusken raiders. Yes, a real band. Like, with instruments. Anyway, are these three musicians really who they say they are?... |
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| Mos Eisley spaceport is a retched hive of scum and villainy. And one of the scum is Vested Teen A.K.A. Han Solo. Obi-Wan sure has a very difficult experience with this angstful teenager... |
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| Obi-Wan's life has all along been a lie! Now he tries to cope with the truth that he is really a young Scottish actor named Ewan McGregor. earth is a strange and terrible place... |
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| A hospital in Los Angeles, California is not exactly the best place in the world for a confused Jedi master deprived of his Force powers. As he recovers, Obi-Wan meets a few old friends... |
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| Could it be? Is something actually going... right for Obi-Wan? Of all things! He's happy! Sort of... |
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| Audio reading by HRT, MG, and J-Rodd!! |
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| Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder, it does. Join Obi-wan in his most bizarre adventure yet... |
| Audio reading by HRT, MG, and J-Rodd!! |
| Audio reading by HRT, MG, and J-Rodd!! |
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| And you though the ABOVE one was weird?! Just wait, this one is cowritten by MG. I think that says it all. Hold on to your butts. This is it. |
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| That young, idiotic lizard-like thing is mad, very mad. And he will do anything to get his precious top back. Even if it means going to... Canada. |
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| Join young Boba Fett (yes, I KNOW this is the first time I've even mentioned him outside of the index) in his quest to hunt down Mace Windu, the man who decapitated his father... |
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| And so young Ham Sandwich takes some time off from the Jedi way to relax... but he runs into much more trouble than he was hoping for... |
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| AT has given us quite a treat right here. This incredibly hilarious script staring some of your favorite script characters takes place sometime before the Boba Fett Script and sometime after the Episode II Script... |
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| by AT-ST Driver |
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| After their illegal rampage in the grocery store, Anakin, Ham, and Bossk have been sent to prison. Now in order to escape they must call upon various people from their pasts... |
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| Audio reading by HRT, MG, J-Rodd, Yaddle, Lowie, Anaj, Jaina, and Ross!! |
| Audio reading by HRT, MG, and J-Rodd!! |
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| Audio reading by HRT, MG, and J-Rodd!! |
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| Audio reading by HRT, MG, and J-Rodd!! |
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| Audio reading by HRT, MG, and J-Rodd!! |
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