CORPORATE STRUCTURE



EXECUTIVE COMMITEE:
                    Leaps tall building with a single bound.
                    Is more powerful than a locomotive.
                    Is faster than a speeding bullet.
                    Walks on water.
                    Gives policy to God.

SENIOR PARTNER:
                    Leaps short buildings with a single bound.
                    Is more powerful than a switch engine.
                    Is just as fast as a speeding bullet.
                    Walks on water if the sea is calm.
                    Talks with God.

JUNIOR PARTNER:
                    Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds.
                    Is almost as powerful as a switch engine.
                    Is faster than a speeding BB.
                    Walks on water on an indoor pool.
                    Talks with God if special request is approved.

ASSOCIATE:
                    Barely clears a quonset hut.
                    Loses tug-of-war with trolley car.
                    Can fire a speeding bullet.
                    Can float with a life preserver.
                    Talks to walls.

CLERK:
                    Falls over doorsteps when entering buildings.
                    Can recognize a locomotive.
                    Wets self with water pistol.
                    Plays in mud puddles.
                    Mumbles to self.

SECRETARY:
                    Lifts buildings to walk under them.
                    Kicks locomotives off their tracks.
                    Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them.
                    Freezes water with a single glance.
                    IS GOD! CORPORATE STRUCTURE



EXECUTIVE COMMITEE:
                    Leaps tall building with a single bound.
                    Is more powerful than a locomotive.
                    Is faster than a speeding bullet.
                    Walks on water.
                    Gives policy to God.

SENIOR PARTNER:
                    Leaps short buildings with a single bound.
                    Is more powerful than a switch engine.
                    Is just as fast as a speeding bullet.
                    Walks on water if the sea is calm.
                    Talks with God.

JUNIOR PARTNER:
                    Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds.
                    Is almost as powerful as a switch engine.
                    Is faster than a speeding BB.
                    Walks on water on an indoor pool.
                    Talks with God if special request is approved.

ASSOCIATE:
                    Barely clears a quonset hut.
                    Loses tug-of-war with trolley car.
                    Can fire a speeding bullet.
                    Can float with a life preserver.
                    Talks to walls.

CLERK:
                    Falls over doorsteps when entering buildings.
                    Can recognize a locomotive.
                    Wets self with water pistol.
                    Plays in mud puddles.
                    Mumbles to self.

SECRETARY:
                    Lifts buildings to walk under them.
                    Kicks locomotives off their tracks.
                    Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them.
                    Freezes water with a single glance.
                    IS GOD!